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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by DietPiano I'm 22 and I like girls younger than me (not exclusively) because they are sexy tertiarily, but also because they are more open, untainted, have more to learn and a different perspective on things, and have much more "cuteness" or "adorableness", which is the most attractive thing to me in a woman or girl. Next is gorgeous, next is sexy, hot is somewhere further down the line. They're more fun and more moldable. You can help them work through their problems, and grow and develop their personalititties.

    Cuteness, adorableness and innocence are indeed the most attractive qualities females can posses. Not exclusive either but when i like girls my age they are almost always petite and cute in some way. It's the aesthetic.
  2. Octavian motherfucker
    Right that's enough Nonce talk you people have your own thread for that shit.
  3. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    GAY
  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    You tell 'em, Mash.
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mashlehash GAY

    ***PROSCRIBED***
  6. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Octavian ***PROSCRIBED***

    What you mayne
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  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    This girl I fw is young af and doesn't really care that I fucked someone else the other night. I think it's gonna be a thing. She's damaged, I'm damaged, she's mature for her age, I'm immature, she has a kid she sees, I have a kid I don't. We both have drug problems that are inactive when we're together. She can't help but yell my name when we have rough sex and she's fucked more girls than guys in her life and can't go to the store without guys hitting on her. She said she wants to have my kid when we get our shit together but who knows if that's the case. She's had a horrible absolutely dickensianly tragic life and my life is pain as soon as my eyes open so we identify on an emotional level. She's insanely humble and she hugs me like a family member who just showed up when she was lost somewhere. I'm gonna try not to fuck it up beyond the whole not cheat on her with less attractive people thing
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  9. are you a white guy or a black guy?
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo she hugs me like a family member who just showed up when she was lost somewhere.

    That's very sweet Sudo. I hope things work out for you guys.
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Fuck i'm tired of being bored. Got nothing to do today, so i guess i'll get drunk. I know i will regret this. I dislike alcohol. But fuck it.

    I mean i got enough shit i ought to be doing, but i can't be assed today.
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    wot
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    i dono lol
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Alright, hold that thought. I'm gonna do a booze run.
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Sudo This girl I fw is young af and doesn't really care that I fucked someone else the other night. I think it's gonna be a thing. She's damaged, I'm damaged, she's mature for her age, I'm immature, she has a kid she sees, I have a kid I don't. We both have drug problems that are inactive when we're together. She can't help but yell my name when we have rough sex and she's fucked more girls than guys in her life and can't go to the store without guys hitting on her. She said she wants to have my kid when we get our shit together but who knows if that's the case. She's had a horrible absolutely dickensianly tragic life and my life is pain as soon as my eyes open so we identify on an emotional level. She's insanely humble and she hugs me like a family member who just showed up when she was lost somewhere. I'm gonna try not to fuck it up beyond the whole not cheat on her with less attractive people thing

    Sounds good mate.
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    God damn likkah store. I drive al the way and the faggots are closed. So i went to DUTCH WALMART instead to buy a six pack of coronas, which is a terribly inefficient way to get drunk.


    ALSO, the "Minimum Wage Ordnance" is a highly appropriate name for the minimum wage hike bill in California, that exploded several small businesses, well, out of business since 2015.
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    randomly loaded Flowers from Exile, almost made me cry. I forgot how amazing this album is

    what binds us to our grief
    binds the sculptor to his clay
  19. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano are you a white guy or a black guy?

    He is a white guy who looks like an Arab
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator He is a white guy who looks like an Arab



    is how I envision him

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