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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-06-13 at 10:54 AM UTC
Originally posted by Common De-mominator I just got into a fight with an old bitch and her ugly methhead boyfriend
Man, skinny people scare real easy.
You just happened to be a brown man wearing black pajamas and a ski mask bc they'd run across you on laundry day after a recent outbreak of dermatitis. You were putting strawberry jam on your last biscuit, and when the flaky morsel crumbled and fell to the floor, you cried out in anger and dismay "TAKE ME!! TAKE ME!!!"
I cannot imagined why they would've been announcedly fearfulThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-13 at 11:19 AM UTC....and one of my friends was just found dead. His mom just posted about it on Facebook.
I cant deal with this shit anymore.
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2019-06-13 at 11:21 AM UTCWas it due to drugs Casper?
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2019-06-13 at 11:25 AM UTCSomeone beat him to death. When he showed up mysteriously after being missing a couple months ago, he had two black eyes and he said some random dude at the bus stop jumped him.
This was a murder. Over drugs im sure.
He messaged me to tell me he was 2 months sober a couple weeks ago, but i ignored him bc i didnt think he was ready.
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2019-06-13 at 11:28 AM UTCHere’s why I ask. You said WTF is going on. I think what’s going on is that you are being shown what your life may have been, had you continued your lifestyle. I feel bad for him, but it could have been you! Then I’d feel awful😢
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2019-06-13 at 11:33 AM UTCHis mom is messaging me.
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2019-06-13 at 11:37 AM UTCThat’s a tough one Casper. I can only think of condolences and your sadness from losing your friend.
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2019-06-13 at 12:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by Technologist Here’s why I ask. You said WTF is going on. I think what’s going on is that you are being shown what your life may have been, had you continued your lifestyle. I feel bad for him, but it could have been you! Then I’d feel awful😢
I dont think im nearly that important.
He messaged me "2 months clean" like 3 weeks ago, and i didnt say anything bc i felt like he was bullshitting. So fucking selfish. Why not just be encouraging? What was ignoring him supposed to do? Make him EXTRA committed? Make him admit he was lying? Fuck.
Mike, Sadie, Ryan, Jeff, Michelle, Jimmy, Red, Sally, david....
Every single month one or two more people die, or go to prison. Usually its someone i hadnt seen in a long time. Idk.
He left home at 1:30 pm. At 3:00pm he was dead . How in the fuck does that happen? -
2019-06-13 at 1:08 PM UTCI heard my mum throw my weed in the bin this morning when she was cleaning the livingroom. That shit best be there when I get back from work.
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2019-06-13 at 1:18 PM UTCWhy does everyone keep dying? Stop it. Stop dying. It makes me sad.
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2019-06-13 at 1:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Someone beat him to death. When he showed up mysteriously after being missing a couple months ago, he had two black eyes and he said some random dude at the bus stop jumped him.
This was a murder. Over drugs im sure.
He messaged me to tell me he was 2 months sober a couple weeks ago, but i ignored him bc i didnt think he was ready.
Fuck. Just fuck.
This is why I refuse to take public transit. It's cheaper to take the light rail or the bus than to drive to school but niggas be gettin jumped, and robbed, and my favorite, "slapped repeatedly and violently on the buttocks" there every week.
They send out timely warnings via email about it, and it'so much more convenient and safer to drive, even though people sometimes get jumped, or get they cars broken into or stolen in the parking lot as well. The pay lot I drove to last semester didn't really have issues because it was small, but nonetheless I hope I win the lottery to get a garage spot. -
2019-06-13 at 1:29 PM UTCSpeaking of public transit I broke my phone and have been riding on bus today. Smiles. I just went to Walmart and this dude spent 30 MINUTES talking to whoever helping me transfer my old phone to the new one. I gave him 5 dollars in the middle of it because he was clearly flustered and understandably so.
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2019-06-13 at 1:32 PM UTC
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2019-06-13 at 1:35 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER I dont think im nearly that important.
He messaged me "2 months clean" like 3 weeks ago, and i didnt say anything bc i felt like he was bullshitting. So fucking selfish. Why not just be encouraging? What was ignoring him supposed to do? Make him EXTRA committed? Make him admit he was lying? Fuck.
Mike, Sadie, Ryan, Jeff, Michelle, Jimmy, Red, Sally, david….
Every single month one or two more people die, or go to prison. Usually its someone i hadnt seen in a long time. Idk.
He left home at 1:30 pm. At 3:00pm he was dead . How in the fuck does that happen?
That's why I get miffed when someone gets beat back the stone age in movies, yet walks away without so much as a concussion.
Like, NIGGA'...you was dead 3 minutes ago. -
2019-06-13 at 1:40 PM UTCNow I'm sitting in the mall at 8:30 am which is super normal. Mall walkers abound. And this faggoty old man I'm guessing 82 years old keeps clicking his coke bottle cap on the table next to him , very loudly. I'm about to call him out. If I had a friend here with me I would've done it by now but I don't, and I'm alone. It's harder to talk shit when you're by yourself.
But he keeps fucking clicking it and I think at this point he's just doing it to try and get a reaction from me but little does he know I'm not gonna give him any reaction other than making this post which he can't see. I want to punch him but that would be inappropriate.
I think he wants me to though. Why are there so many people here ? Mall walkers .. there are so many. I never realized how popular that is apparently. Imagine being old and spending your days waking up at 7am to go to the local mall and walk. -
2019-06-13 at 1:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Now I'm sitting in the mall at 8:30 am which is super normal. Mall walkers abound. And this faggoty old man I'm guessing 82 years old keeps clicking his coke bottle cap on the table next to him , very loudly. I'm about to call him out. If I had a friend here with me I would've done it by now but I don't, and I'm alone. It's harder to talk shit when you're by yourself.
But he keeps fucking clicking it and I think at this point he's just doing it to try and get a reaction from me but little does he know I'm not gonna give him any reaction other than making this post which he can't see. I want to punch him but that would be inappropriate.
I think he wants me to though. Why are there so many people here ? Mall walkers .. there are so many. I never realized how popular that is apparently. Imagine being old and spending your days waking up at 7am to go to the local mall and walk.
Why are you at the mall at 8am.
Have you tried talking to the old people？ they're really nice -
2019-06-13 at 1:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by DietPiano This is why I refuse to take public transit. It's cheaper to take the light rail or the bus than to drive to school but niggas be gettin jumped, and robbed, and my favorite, "slapped repeatedly and violently on the buttocks" there every week.
They send out timely warnings via email about it, and it'so much more convenient and safer to drive, even though people sometimes get jumped, or get they cars broken into or stolen in the parking lot as well. The pay lot I drove to last semester didn't really have issues because it was small, but nonetheless I hope I win the lottery to get a garage spot.
It wasn't "some dude at the bus stop". Id bet every dollar I have on it. This proves it. He owed someone drug money. -
2019-06-13 at 1:55 PM UTC
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2019-06-13 at 2:01 PM UTCI hate when people say they go "people watching". Ok, I AM PARANOID AND SCHIZO ENOUGH AS IT IS. It bugs me that at any given time, some people ARE inevitably looking at me for the sole purpose of seeing what I do and how I act, and when people laugh behind me in public, I'm sure it's people staring and laughing at me. THANKS... PAY ME BITCH. I make it a point not to do this because of how much I don't appreciate it myself.
I met an old man walking the streets at the capitol a while ago and he told me that when his *⅘insert medical problem here* got bad his doctor told him to start walking, so he says he's been walking around collecting lost change from the parking meters, and that over the years he's collected like $1300 from doing so. Or maybe it was $3000. Idk, one of the two.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-13 at 2:01 PM UTC
