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  1. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by CASPER I just found this digging through a an ancient YouTube playlist

    For posterity



    Casper is still ghosty :(

    Load of mouth breathers
  2. Octavian motherfucker
    I get paid £20 for every 5 star review a customer leaves for my company. Going to setup a load of gmail accounts with customer's first names and leave good reviews. Already made £160 off genuine ones.

    "Hurr durr Oct is an asset to the team hurr durr 5 stars"

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  3. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Who's the guy who looks like cowboy putin
  4. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian I get paid £20 for every 5 star review a customer leaves for my company. Going to setup a load of gmail accounts with customer's first names and leave good reviews. Already made £160 off genuine ones.

    "Hurr durr Oct is an asset to the team hurr durr 5 stars"


    Use a botnet to post 1000 reviews and demand all the money or you will hack them also and change them to one stars
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  5. I miss zoklet
  6. Common De-mominator African Astronaut

  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator

    What's that from? Reminds me I need to keep reading Sandman.
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    remember how preacher was basically the greatest comic of all time then Seth Rogan and another new absolutely destroyed and raped it and made everything worse?
  9. Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]
    Originally posted by Octavian I get paid £20 for every 5 star review a customer leaves for my company. Going to setup a load of gmail accounts with customer's first names and leave good reviews. Already made £160 off genuine ones.

    "Hurr durr Oct is an asset to the team hurr durr 5 stars"


    PM me if you want
  10. A week ago I was driving and there were 2 little girls in swimsuits walking on the sidewalk and the native looking one had a titty out, as if the whole titty somehow slipped out the bottom of her swim top and it was pretty neat. She looked about 11 or 12, so young enough to be a short little girl but big enough to have a baseball size titty. It was kinda big brown nipple but like I said she was pretty dark native skin and pretty.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Who invented the word EMOJICON? I want to speak with them. I have several questions.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "I'm never drinking again"

    I woke up and I had in, the same clothes.. I had on last night.. I nusta passed out.

    Wake up drunk, bloody elbow scarred hand and huge scab on the back of my head. Haha.

    Oopsy daisy!
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I lost my keys and I piled up two cinder blocks to help me get onto my apt deck, apparently. My pillow has q bunch of blood on it. :(
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder what I would've done if I lived on the third floor.
  15. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER What's that from? Reminds me I need to keep reading Sandman.

    Supergod. It's short and IMO kind of a B tier visual novel but it's a fun read.
  16. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by DietPiano A week ago I was driving and there were 2 little girls in swimsuits walking on the sidewalk and the native looking one had a titty out, as if the whole titty somehow slipped out the bottom of her swim top and it was pretty neat. She looked about 11 or 12, so young enough to be a short little girl but big enough to have a baseball size titty. It was kinda big brown nipple but like I said she was pretty dark native skin and pretty.

    Kill yourself pedo
  17. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano A week ago I was driving and there were 2 little girls in swimsuits walking on the sidewalk and the native looking one had a titty out, as if the whole titty somehow slipped out the bottom of her swim top and it was pretty neat. She looked about 11 or 12, so young enough to be a short little girl but big enough to have a baseball size titty. It was kinda big brown nipple but like I said she was pretty dark native skin and pretty.

    DietPenis hungers for child pussy... Disgusting but not unexpected.
  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by DietPiano A week ago I was driving and there were 2 little girls in swimsuits walking on the sidewalk and the native looking one had a titty out, as if the whole titty somehow slipped out the bottom of her swim top and it was pretty neat. She looked about 11 or 12, so young enough to be a short little girl but big enough to have a baseball size titty. It was kinda big brown nipple but like I said she was pretty dark native skin and pretty.

    DID NOT FUCKING READ. Noncey bastard.
  19. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Maybe they were injured or something...he was just trying to help them out. Come on not everyone is EVIL. i would have done the same thing. Poor innocent girls lost and helpless. So sexy too.
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Supergod. It's short and IMO kind of a B tier visual novel but it's a fun read.

    I wish I'd had a friend to get me into comics as a kid. I bought some Spawn comics at the goodwill when I was like 12 bc McFarlanes style is just cool, a d my mom found them and tore them up, put a padlock on the tv for a week.

    It wasn't a deep or cerebral comic, but I really liked Crossed and a lot of Garth Ennis other stuff. The "Wish You Were Here" webcomics was right up my alley.
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