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  1. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by DietYellow I got scammed out of 10 bucks. I sold a nice stethoscope on ebay and the buyer was from peyrto rico and it costed 13 dollars to ship first class, hey FUCK YOU ANGEL, FUCK YOU.

    You deserved it.

    Hope you needed that ten bucks bitch
  2. GGG is a super depressed, unemployed, lazy bitch
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  3. I fucked up. I think I could have mailed it in a flat rate box for 7 or 8 bucks, but I can't find definitive info as to whether priority rates apply to protectorates.
  4. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    yo since you spending so much money DY hook a nigga up with a 50? come on we are practically e family now. thats gotta count for something
  5. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietYellow GGG is a super depressed, unemployed, lazy bitch

    feed the troll, feed the troll
  6. wtf? My laptop battery went from like 17% to 6% instantly so then I plugged it in..wtf, did I break my computer by blowing the vents with duster?
  7. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietYellow wtf? My laptop battery went from like 17% to 6% instantly so then I plugged it in..wtf, did I break my computer by blowing the vents with duster?

    I always heard that was a bad idea back on totse. But you probably didn't break it per se
  8. I saw a video where an indian guy did it and it actually blew a ton of dust out.. mine didn't really. I blew it in my speakers on accident though lol, but I think they're ok. I don't know why it seems to be getting so hot for no reason though, it didn't use to get hot enough to bother my legs and now it is kinda. Maybe because it's warmer outside, idk. I'll probably start putting something under it, but I can't because that's where the intake is. I guess I can get one of those cool pads from officemax, but I want one where I can put a mouse on it too. I always use my lappy on my lappy.
  9. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Narc just before i met him he'd just been sectioned. he was walking around barefoot wearing a smock with a big staff in his hand and thinking he was moses.


    .

    What does being "sanctioned" mean there? Is that like... Being committed to a mental institution or something? Or a warrant issued by a judge?

    That is crazy though. Why the fuck did you even deal with a crazy fuck like that? That would have been a no go with me just because I'd be scared a nut like that would rat me out or something.

    Was he ever wearing the teeth necklace when you served him? Lol that'd be fucked up.

    How you been, anyway, sweetie?
  10. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by DietYellow I saw a video where an indian guy did it and it actually blew a ton of dust out.. mine didn't really. I blew it in my speakers on accident though lol, but I think they're ok. I don't know why it seems to be getting so hot for no reason though, it didn't use to get hot enough to bother my legs and now it is kinda. Maybe because it's warmer outside, idk. I'll probably start putting something under it, but I can't because that's where the intake is. I guess I can get one of those cool pads from officemax, but I want one where I can put a mouse on it too. I always use my lappy on my lappy.

    I used to have a lap desk with a fan underneath so it would help cool it. Get one of those, theyre cheap enough.
  11. I did like 3/4 of a gram of T-PAIN and I feel alright. This is like the only time I've taken a big amount that didn't feel synthetic, itchy, and gross. I have about one more ok sized dose left and I probably won't buy any more as long as I'm on tramadol because it makes it pointless. I only do tianepine once a fortnite anyway because junkie jenes die hard.
  12. corrupted by the darkness now you fall into an endless sleep
  13. I have realy bad nitemares on tpain but i have really bad nightmares everynight because seroquel hallucinations and PAWS. seroquel hallucinations are a violation of laws of gravity, but they are real as can be. meditating on tpain is pretty good, I like doing the thing with my back that makes me feel high even when im not on drugs, but on drugs its better, plus i see more stuff...i go into "it"
  14. i need to go to fucking sleep
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  15. were under attack
  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I watched a documentary about random cults earlier. People seem to be under the impression that only low IQ people can be converted to join a cult but they probably never heard about Aum Shinrikyo.

    I wonder how likely it is that someone is persuaded to join a cult, in general. Smart or not. I guess with the right words everyone can be persuaded to join a cult. Doesn't have to be religious either. Also, if you get all the sociopaths to be your enforcers in exchange for money or status that would take care of those people and everyone who steps out of line, lel.
  17. Originally posted by Sophie I watched a documentary about random cults earlier. People seem to be under the impression that only low IQ people can be converted to join a cult but they probably never heard about Aum Shinrikyo.

    I wonder how likely it is that someone is persuaded to join a cult, in general. Smart or not. I guess with the right words everyone can be persuaded to join a cult. Doesn't have to be religious either. Also, if you get all the sociopaths to be your enforcers in exchange for money or status that would take care of those people and everyone who steps out of line, lel.

    its probably more like they are so lonely or desperate for answers that they are willing to suspend disbelief. i've heard people say that even very rational and intelligent people can be persuaded to join cults, but i can tell you theres no way anyone could convince me to. unless it's the kind of cult where i get some sort of benefit, liike a bunch of sex slaves
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III its probably more like they are so lonely or desperate for answers that they are willing to suspend disbelief. i've heard people say that even very rational and intelligent people can be persuaded to join cults, but i can tell you theres no way anyone could convince me to. unless it's the kind of cult where i get some sort of benefit, liike a bunch of sex slaves

    I think the thing is, it's largely based on emotions, it starts gradually. Then when they care somewhat about some members most people are willing to let certain things go, or rationalize things. The more they do that the more vulnerable they become to the deception, until they're in to such an extent that the social group and by extension the cult leader can start to influence their sense of what is right and wrong. Once that happens, it's over.

    The only people that can't be persuaded to adopt the group's moral framework are those in blind opposition to the group or sociopaths. People in blind opposition can be labeled "them" and "the enemy" and sociopaths can be persuaded by appealing to their base desires.

    Next thing you know you're slurping down the poisoned apple sauce fully convinced you'll wake up on the space ship hiding behind the comet Hale-Bopp when it makes it's next perihelion.
  19. AA is a cult and it's really weird. They have so many isms, some of which work fairly well and others are really really bad. They also have this weird vampire devil mascot character named Slick (stupid fucking name) that is supposed to represent like the devil on your shoulder AKA magical thinking and complacency more or less.

    But most importantly, you must convert all your friends by sharing the Good News of AA; have blind faith in the "divinely inspired" Big Book that came directly from the heavens; and mandatorily worship the prophet Bill W., who came to Earth to gather disciples, perform miracles, and die for your sins.

    Wait..
  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by DietYellow AA is a cult and it's really weird. They have so many isms, some of which work fairly well and others are really really bad. They also have this weird vampire devil mascot character named Slick (stupid fucking name) that is supposed to represent like the devil on your shoulder AKA magical thinking and complacency more or less.

    But most importantly, you must convert all your friends by sharing the Good News of AA; have blind faith in the "divinely inspired" Big Book that came directly from the heavens; and mandatorily worship the prophet Bill W., who came to Earth to gather disciples, perform miracles, and die for your sins.

    Wait..

    And remember they're just the messengers mannn, and it is really God Himself that wants you to kick that unholy habit. Because He loves you, and it would be very mean to force Him to send you to hell don't you know. It hurts Him, because he loves you. You love God too don't you?

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