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What's the most fucked up shit you've seen irl?

  1. #61
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Man narc is so dumb
  2. #62
    Ghost Black Hole
    I've seen a lot of fucked up stuff at meth houses like little kids running around while people hit the glass dick and one time I was at this house with this 70 year old grandma and the house was filled with tweekers and they gave her meth. It was some old senile lady I think she was too fucked up to realize her house was a trap house
  3. #63
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator It makes more sense to drive on the left because most people are right hand dominant.

    thats why it makes more sense to drive on the right.

    i can turn the wheel lock to lock with my right arm while keeping my left on the shift stick.

    and no, most cheap cars have power steering as optional.
  4. #64
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    I don't know, I've seen a lot of bloody and gory stuff. But the most fucked up stuff is probably seeing pedophiles driving around with kids while grinning and molesting/performing sex acts with them while I'm walking, or seeing a half black half mexican crackhead fucking a tranny in the ass on the front porch of a church.

    I've seen everything come to think of it. It is hard to say.

    EDIT: also, one time I was walking past a nursing home, and this black woman slapped this vegetative state white or hispanic guy in a wheel chair so hard, his whole body jiggled. She just laughed as she looked over at me, knowing there was no way to prove it had happened. I've seen some very evil and demonic stuff.
  5. #65
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats why it makes more sense to drive on the right.

    i can turn the wheel lock to lock with my right arm while keeping my left on the shift stick.

    and no, most cheap cars have power steering as optional.

    you don't even need power steering to use the wheel one handed anyway.


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  6. #66
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats why it makes more sense to drive on the right.

    i can turn the wheel lock to lock with my right arm while keeping my left on the shift stick.

    and no, most cheap cars have power steering as optional.

    Incorrect.
  7. #67
    toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers I don't know, I've seen a lot of bloody and gory stuff. But the most fucked up stuff is probably seeing pedophiles driving around with kids while grinning and molesting/performing sex acts with them while I'm walking, or seeing a half black half mexican crackhead fucking a tranny in the ass on the front porch of a church.

    I've seen everything come to think of it. It is hard to say.

    EDIT: also, one time I was walking past a nursing home, and this black woman slapped this vegetative state white or hispanic guy in a wheel chair so hard, his whole body jiggled. She just laughed as she looked over at me, knowing there was no way to prove it had happened. I've seen some very evil and demonic stuff.

    DUDE! Where the fuck do you live.. HELL?

    got damn! Get out of there. and anytime you truly suspect pedophilia in the act.. call CPS
  8. #68
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i can turn the wheel lock to lock with my right arm while keeping my left on the shift stick.

    Stick shift lolol, it's the 21st century buy an automatic.
  9. #69
    Originally posted by Narc you don't even need power steering to use the wheel one handed anyway.


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    your either very strong, or never driven a car with sport steering and sport tires.

    and i meant while the vehicle is static.
  10. #70
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Stick shift lolol, it's the 21st century buy an automatic.

    automatic are for cucks who like things done for them. i change my gears when i want and how i want. i can go from 4th gear to second thru a bend or straight from 3rd to 5th down a slope, more efficient that way.

    actually its economics. autos cost a few grands more (our money), have one less gear, and generally have lower mpg due to the inefficiencies of the torque converter.
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  11. #71
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny automatic are for cucks who like things done for them. i change my gears when i want and how i want. i can go from 4th gear to second thru a bend or straight from 3rd to 5th down a slope, more efficient that way.

    actually its economics. autos cost a few grands more (our money), have one less gear, and generally have lower mpg due to the inefficiencies of the torque converter.

    ^ Nice rationalisation: poor China can't afford robot butlers to shift gears for him
  12. #72
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your either very strong, or never driven a car with sport steering and sport tires.

    and i meant while the vehicle is static.

    when i was a nipper power steering was way out of our price range. i learnt to drive in old mk1 escorts and cortinas, vauxhall chevettes and old austin metros and the like.


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  13. #73
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny automatic are for cucks who like things done for them. i change my gears when i want and how i want. i can go from 4th gear to second thru a bend or straight from 3rd to 5th down a slope, more efficient that way.

    actually its economics. autos cost a few grands more (our money), have one less gear, and generally have lower mpg due to the inefficiencies of the torque converter.

    lolol, spoken like a typical rice cooker kid.

    It's more efficient to sit back and let technology work for you and economics is only an issue for poor people.

    I drove stick till I was about 35 and then went auto, I'd never go back now...it's for little dicked racer boyz who think they are Nigel Mansell when going to Aldi to get a loaf of bread.
  14. #74
    toz African Astronaut
    I have never seen anyone murdered or killed in front of me in real time yet I have seen dead bodies in a mortuary some friends ran the business and I have been in places where death occurred like a natural disaster

    and even once with a Jet crashing into an apartment building just 5 blocks away and killing a dozen people or so, just a few blocks from where I grew up and lived at the time. cut first class to run over with some friends and see the disaster the next day. lots of clothing and pieces of wood siding and probably apartment furniture pieces in the trees and the side of roofs all around. (I was 6 at the time)

    I think when I was also around 6 there was an old man with his head tilted sideways and his car was up on the sidewalk and hit a pole. He probably died of a heart attack.

    Saw a kid around age 6 tell me lets cross in the middle of the street and I told him my parents said to cross the crosswalk.. he didn't listen and got hit and dragged under the car right in front of me. he just had a few bruises and was at school the next few days.

    age 6 was fucked up for me now that I think about it.

    during the Vietnam war and we had this Cambodian kid attending our school.. he didn't speak English very well but he made lots of silly Jim Carey type of facial humour and mimicked old people when we walked past them when on the way home.. again I was 6 years old.


    Held an old Chinese man hand who was bleeding after his car rolled.. he was crying ad didn't speak English but his son the driver trapped did. and I kept telling him to remain calm until the ambulance got there. his son kept translating to him everything would be OK. a nurse brought a First Aid kit and I gave it over to her. it was on the free-way. this younger lady up front was knocked out and I asked the driver to check on here who was trapped. he said she was breathing. I never found out what their condition was after that.

    I have been fortunate. I mean I Have seen smoke rising from both a building and freeway collapse (after a quake) knowing people were certainly dead. but lucky not to see anything grim.
  15. #75
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Having to manually do things = "Control" lol.

    I don't let a toilet handle my shit, I dig and shit in a hike because I need to know exactly where each shit disintegrates for ecological reasons.

    Why even drive just run everywhere like a real man in control you gay faggot.
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  16. #76
    Originally posted by toz I have never seen anyone murdered or killed in front of me in real time yet I have seen dead bodies in a mortuary some friends ran the business and I have been in places where death occurred like a natural disaster

    and even once with a Jet crashing into an apartment building just 5 blocks away and killing a dozen people or so, just a few blocks from where I grew up and lived at the time. cut first class to run over with some friends and see the disaster the next day. lots of clothing and pieces of wood siding and probably apartment furniture pieces in the trees and the side of roofs all around. (I was 6 at the time)

    I think when I was also around 6 there was an old man with his head tilted sideways and his car was up on the sidewalk and hit a pole. He probably died of a heart attack.

    Saw a kid around age 6 tell me lets cross in the middle of the street and I told him my parents said to cross the crosswalk.. he didn't listen and got hit and dragged under the car right in front of me. he just had a few bruises and was at school the next few days.

    age 6 was fucked up for me now that I think about it.

    during the Vietnam war and we had this Cambodian kid attending our school.. he didn't speak English very well but he made lots of silly Jim Carey type of facial humour and mimicked old people when we walked past them when on the way home.. again I was 6 years old.


    Held an old Chinese man hand who was bleeding after his car rolled.. he was crying ad didn't speak English but his son the driver trapped did. and I kept telling him to remain calm until the ambulance got there. his son kept translating to him everything would be OK. a nurse brought a First Aid kit and I gave it over to her. it was on the free-way. this younger lady up front was knocked out and I asked the driver to check on here who was trapped. he said she was breathing. I never found out what their condition was after that.

    I have been fortunate. I mean I Have seen smoke rising from both a building and freeway collapse (after a quake) knowing people were certainly dead. but lucky not to see anything grim.

    Show tits noob.
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  17. #77
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by toz DUDE! Where the fuck do you live.. HELL?

    got damn! Get out of there. and anytime you truly suspect pedophilia in the act.. call CPS

    If he's in Arizona he can just walk over and shoot the guy through the face and it would be a justified killing. At least that's what Ricky told me.

  18. #78
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator ^ Nice rationalisation: poor China can't afford robot butlers to shift gears for him

    tbh i like the extra control you got with a manual, especially when you're in a chase. but then when i have vehicles i tend to drive a lot so the laziness of an auto does have its advantages. at the end of the day tho, i wouldn't buy or not buy a car because it was manual or auto. i can drive either no probs.


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  19. #79
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by toz DUDE! Where the fuck do you live.. HELL?

    got damn! Get out of there. and anytime you truly suspect pedophilia in the act.. call CPS

    People ask that question sometimes. Maybe it is hell. I heard a theory though that Earth itself is hell, and you go back to Earth and get reincarnated instead of going to heaven if you have kids. Or depending on what bad things you've done versus good. If you collect enough good karma points, you go to heaven, if enough bad you come back to earth.

    Sometimes it seems believable. I think it was a conspiracy nut who claimed that was sacred knowledge of the 33rd degree of the Scottish Rite Freemasons. He was basically saying that if everyone would just shoot themselves in the head instead of having kids, they'd go to heaven lol

    Maybe he was partially correct. If this is hell, it takes some getting used to. The weather sucks, but it's not so bad.
  20. #80
    It's hard to find stick shift in the US for sale, I got lucky on my first car when I got there but when that was a bucket and I needed a new one I couldn't find hardly any for sale (that I liked) with stick...so I bit the bullet and got an automatic one...and never looked back. They are as "controllable" as a stick shift in all legal driving situations. Also being 6'4" not having to fuck around with the clutch is nice, plenty of room for my huge manly feet.

    Whenever I go home to the UK for visits and I get a stick it's like trying to operate 3 fucking toothpics with my...again, huge manly feet.
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