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What's the most fucked up shit you've seen irl?

  1. #21
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Nothing exciting ever happens here. Previous apartment complex my neighbor two floors down drank himself to death. Saw them cart out the body bag. Didn't really know the guy and he was a raging alcoholic so i was like. Well, guess that was unavoidable.

    I guess the most fucked thing i didn't really see but experienced all the same was when a girl from my high school went missing. And turned up raped and murdered in a forest not too far from me.

    On a brighter note, i got a story with a train too, well it was a tram but if you get hit by those in the city you'll be pretty fucking hurt anyway. So, one afternoon me and a buddy of mine were walking through the city high as fuck and we were about to cross the tracks like everyone did at that spot. It wasn't an official crossing but whatever. So anyway, my buddy was so out of it he almost walked into an oncoming tram. Good thing i had the clarity of mind to grab his backpack, preventing him from taking the step that would have put him in the same position the tram was while it was going down the rails.

    He got a good scare out of it, but he was ultimately unharmed, lol. Protip: Don't cross train/tram tracks while high.
  2. #22
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie Nothing exciting ever happens here. Previous apartment complex my neighbor two floors down drank himself to death. Saw them cart out the body bag. Didn't really know the guy and he was a raging alcoholic so i was like. Well, guess that was unavoidable.

    I guess the most fucked thing i didn't really see but experienced all the same was when a girl from my high school went missing. And turned up raped and murdered in a forest not too far from me.

    On a brighter note, i got a story with a train too, well it was a tram but if you get hit by those in the city you'll be pretty fucking hurt anyway. So, one afternoon me and a buddy of mine were walking through the city high as fuck and we were about to cross the tracks like everyone did at that spot. It wasn't an official crossing but whatever. So anyway, my buddy was so out of it he almost walked into an oncoming tram. Good thing i had the clarity of mind to grab his backpack, preventing him from taking the step that would have put him in the same position the tram was while it was going down the rails.

    He got a good scare out of it, but he was ultimately unharmed, lol. Protip: Don't cross train/tram tracks while high.

    I would have raped her but not murdered her. I simply would have blindfolded her and inserted earplugs so as to prevent her from identifying me.
  3. #23
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by WellHung I would have raped her but not murdered her. I simply would have blindfolded her and inserted earplugs so as to prevent her from identifying me.

    How do you get her to put on a blind fold without showing your face? I guess you could put on a mask, but a person with a ski-mask on, on a lonely road would have freaked anybody right the fuck out. Logistically speaking, it's better to murder the witness.

    Anyone you know ever get murdered? It's a strange sort of feeling.
  4. #24
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    But then there's still the risk of being identified by your penis
  5. #25
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Sophie Anyone you know ever get murdered?

    A §m£ÂgØL can dream
  6. #26
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by GGG A §m£ÂgØL can dream

    If you know the person, spoken to them, spent time with them and generally have a good disposition towards them and they to you, it's a lot less fun.
  7. #27
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    In 1983 four men raped a girl about 12 miles north of Sedona, Arizona off the side of Rt 89A. I was driving in from Flagstaff when I saw their car pulling in from deep off the road, an olive green 78 Malibu. There was also a white car that was abandoned with its door open, which was the big alarm bell for me. I made note of the location and kept driving till the next exit onto a rest stop, waited about 5 minutes after watching them drive by, then turned around. By the time I got back, highway police had already gotten there and were getting ready to start cordoning stuff off, get more officers involved etc. I got back there just at the time when they were bringing back the victim, Jennifer Selinas-Francis, to the police vehicle and trying to control her bleeding: the perpetrators had cut both her tits off at the nipples and slashed her throat to shreds after crushing it. Ironically this saved her from asphyxiation. This girl was being walked out of a ditch like a fucking zombie, gurgling at her neck, titties bleeding and exposed, blood running down her gorgeous ass that had some torn panties hanging from it. Fuck it was gruesome.
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  8. #28
    Originally posted by GGG But then there's still the risk of being identified by your penis

    in a penis line-up ?
  9. #29
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator In 1983 four men raped a girl about 12 miles north of Sedona, Arizona off the side of Rt 89A. I was driving in from Flagstaff when I saw their car pulling in from deep off the road, an olive green 78 Malibu. There was also a white car that was abandoned with its door open, which was the big alarm bell for me. I made note of the location and kept driving till the next exit onto a rest stop, waited about 5 minutes after watching them drive by, then turned around. By the time I got back, highway police had already gotten there and were getting ready to start cordoning stuff off, get more officers involved etc. I got back there just at the time when they were bringing back the victim, Jennifer Selinas-Francis, to the police vehicle and trying to control her bleeding: the perpetrators had cut both her tits off at the nipples and slashed her throat to shreds after crushing it. Ironically this saved her from asphyxiation. This girl was being walked out of a ditch like a fucking zombie, gurgling at her neck, titties bleeding and exposed, blood running down her gorgeous ass that had some torn panties hanging from it. Fuck it was gruesome.

    jesus, how old are you? i thought you were a 10 yr spastic/tourettes worthless nigger. you probably are the killer. like you killed people on totse/zoklet and any other site and its members you prey on

    this is so fucked up...going have to report this to somebody. when i figure that out you is gonna go down hard sick sumbitch
  10. #30
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny in a penis line-up ?

    It was a joke but people have actually been convicted of rape based on birthmarks and shit. There was one not long ago where the victim identified the rapist as having a small penis lol.
  11. #31
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    It was 83 retard there were no cell phones in everyone's dick pocket. The police were probably notified before I got there at all judging by the fact that it took maybe 20-25 mins for me to get back. Or maybe a patrol car just saw the abandoned vehicle. Fucking mong.
  12. #32
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dregs jesus, how old are you? i thought you were a 10 yr spastic/tourettes worthless nigger. you probably are the killer. like you killed people on totse/zoklet and any other site and its members you prey on

    this is so fucked up…going have to report this to somebody. when i figure that out you is gonna go down hard sick sumbitch

    PM me your residential address.
  13. #33
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Sudo I watched the love actually directors cut

    holy shit dude, did you have to get counselling for that?


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  14. #34
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I don't really kill anybody. People get themselves killed. Like when I sent Mark heroin to OD on when he fucked with me.
  15. #35
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Sophie Nothing exciting ever happens here. Previous apartment complex my neighbor two floors down drank himself to death. Saw them cart out the body bag. Didn't really know the guy and he was a raging alcoholic so i was like. Well, guess that was unavoidable.

    I guess the most fucked thing i didn't really see but experienced all the same was when a girl from my high school went missing. And turned up raped and murdered in a forest not too far from me.

    On a brighter note, i got a story with a train too, well it was a tram but if you get hit by those in the city you'll be pretty fucking hurt anyway. So, one afternoon me and a buddy of mine were walking through the city high as fuck and we were about to cross the tracks like everyone did at that spot. It wasn't an official crossing but whatever. So anyway, my buddy was so out of it he almost walked into an oncoming tram. Good thing i had the clarity of mind to grab his backpack, preventing him from taking the step that would have put him in the same position the tram was while it was going down the rails.

    He got a good scare out of it, but he was ultimately unharmed, lol. Protip: Don't cross train/tram tracks while high.

    man i did that same shit in amsterdam when i was there. being high af and coz you fuckers all drive on the wrong side over there. nearly got run over at least 3 times by cars and trams and shit, lol. its like automatic for me to look right as i cross a road, then look left. over there i look left as i approach the middle and its suddenly WHHOOOAAAAHHWTF.


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  16. #36
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I'm used to driving in the right seat too but it is the "wrong" way. Everyone except British Raj countries drives in the left seat.
  17. #37
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator In 1983 four men raped a girl about 12 miles north of Sedona, Arizona off the side of Rt 89A. I was driving in from Flagstaff when I saw their car pulling in from deep off the road, an olive green 78 Malibu. There was also a white car that was abandoned with its door open, which was the big alarm bell for me. I made note of the location and kept driving till the next exit onto a rest stop, waited about 5 minutes after watching them drive by, then turned around. By the time I got back, highway police had already gotten there and were getting ready to start cordoning stuff off, get more officers involved etc. I got back there just at the time when they were bringing back the victim, Jennifer Selinas-Francis, to the police vehicle and trying to control her bleeding: the perpetrators had cut both her tits off at the nipples and slashed her throat to shreds after crushing it. Ironically this saved her from asphyxiation. This girl was being walked out of a ditch like a fucking zombie, gurgling at her neck, titties bleeding and exposed, blood running down her gorgeous ass that had some torn panties hanging from it. Fuck it was gruesome.

    dude i was like 11 in 1983, how many minus years were you?


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  18. #38
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator I'm used to driving in the right seat too but it is the "wrong" way. Everyone except British Raj countries drives in the left seat.

    ikr, are they fucking retarded or what? especially americans, i don't get how they're so gun happy then drive on the wrong side of the vehicle, fucking idiots. lol


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  19. #39
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny in a penis line-up ?

    they don't make comedy like that anymore




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  20. #40
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Sophie Anyone you know ever get murdered? It's a strange sort of feeling.

    man i lost count. the area i grew up has one of the highest murder rates in the country, even my sister murdered somebody, well sort of.


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