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  1. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Jesus, that movie put me off Charlize Theron forever.

    From this to this…


    Why do they make models put on a strung out heroin expression? Those dead fucking eyes on an otherwise very attractive person.
  2. Ghost Black Hole


    lololol
  3. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by Ghost

    lololol

    explain to the retarded. please. some are so slow on here bro.
  4. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Is $400 a lot? Is that to do two weeks or something?
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  5. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Is $400 a lot? Is that to do two weeks or something?
    Dude doesn't even know. Lmao he'll stretch the truth but all lies in thee end.
  6. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Jesus, that movie put me off Charlize Theron forever.

    From this to this…


    thats what time does to women.
  7. Ghost Black Hole
    I just need enough to survive man
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country North America is Spanish clay by right of discovery.

    Wrong
  9. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    my dad spoke to me a little while ago, he's another doug and he said *kinda hurt my feels* but he said he doesn't want me to be a loser any more and will pay for me to go a trade school.

    Times are tough, I've had some really bad luck recently. I almost teared up when he said that. He's a good gont.

    I felt my heart swell when he spoke to me.

    op just get a job and stick with it for awhile atleast until you can steal a lot of money from those mother fuckers with out getting caught.
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  10. Originally posted by Bill Krozby my dad spoke to me a little while ago, he's another doug and he said *kinda hurt my feels* but he said he doesn't want me to be a loser any more and will pay for me to go a trade school.

    Times are tough, I've had some really bad luck recently. I almost teared up when he said that. He's a good gont.

    I felt my heart swell when he spoke to me.

    op just get a job and stick with it for awhile atleast until you can steal a lot of money from those mother fuckers with out getting caught.

    but dad,

    i like being looser.
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  11. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Going to trade school in your 30s, well you gotta start somewhere I guess. Couldn't make a living as a porn star or actor because of the herpes and AIDS but at least there's always trade school.

    I imagine one day the AIDS will catch up with kr0z though and he'll be like one of those dog turds that eventually turns white with fungus and stops stinking. He'll probably be shivering in his bed one day due to the complications of the AIDS and die in his sleep.
  12. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Going to trade school in your 30s, well you gotta start somewhere I guess. Couldn't make a living as a porn star or actor because of the herpes and AIDS but at least there's always trade school.

    I imagine one day the AIDS will catch up with kr0z though and he'll be like one of those dog turds that eventually turns white with fungus and stops stinking. He'll probably be shivering in his bed one day due to the complications of the AIDS and die in his sleep.

    I went back to college for what I do now (IT) in my 30s, and back to college for accounting in my mid 20s
  13. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I went back to college for what I do now (IT) in my 30s, and back to college for accounting in my mid 20s

    what you plan to study at 40s ?
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats what time does to women.

    Scarlet Johanson got herpes from Derek jeter.
  15. Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Ghost It's like Dunkin Donuts. My favorite menu items are Iced Coffee's, honey cruller and sour cream glaze donuts


    I need to go there. I love those crunchy ones that says Canadian Maple? But sometimes they have them that taste like the apple crunch ones. I forget what they're called. and Bear Claws are my favorite. but my favorite are like a German Apple Strudel but it's an old fashion donut?

    those and chocolate eclairs. and once in a while if you see the pastry chef, you can request they take a maple bar (which looks like a chocolate eclair with maple topping) and have them fill it with the innard stuff. they're pretty good.
  16. Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by WellHung Scarlet Johanson got herpes from Derek jeter.

    Matt.. is that true or are you just being a Matt

    source!
  17. Derek Jeter seems to get around

    https://www.starswithherpes.com/p/list-of-stars-with-herpes-stds-in-2016.html
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby my dad spoke to me a little while ago, he's another doug and he said *kinda hurt my feels* but he said he doesn't want me to be a loser any more and will pay for me to go a trade school.

    Times are tough, I've had some really bad luck recently. I almost teared up when he said that. He's a good gont.

    I felt my heart swell when he spoke to me.

    op just get a job and stick with it for awhile atleast until you can steal a lot of money from those mother fuckers with out getting caught.

    It's the end of our tale, and one could well say
    That the Kr0zler's heart grew two whole sizes that day

    A gentle warmth grabbed grizzled Kr0z by the nape
    Now how to forget all the people he'd raped?
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  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I had to im sorry not sorry
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby my dad spoke to me a little while ago, he's another doug and he said *kinda hurt my feels* but he said he doesn't want me to be a loser any more and will pay for me to go a trade school.

    Times are tough, I've had some really bad luck recently. I almost teared up when he said that. He's a good gont.

    I felt my heart swell when he spoke to me.

    op just get a job and stick with it for awhile atleast until you can steal a lot of money from those mother fuckers with out getting caught.

    You already have a background in restaurants why not go to a culinary trade school?
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