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  1. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR I don't think there is one in the first place. It's just not something people here do.

    I can snatch your soul and give you PTSD if you want though you sassy little shit.

    do it bitch
  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by RisiR You know you don't want it with me, pal. Don't try me.


    >spooky
  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    ANYWAY! Who cares if we use meme arrows.
  4. I think the key to being happy and content is not giving a single fuck about what anyone thinks of you. It's really freeing
  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by reject I think the key to being happy and content is not giving a single fuck about what anyone thinks of you. It's really freeing

    Have you ever wanted to run around like a dog in public?
  6. Only with enough drugs in me
  7. I just absolutely owned Sophie at chess
  8. I'm gomna get drunk and watch the interview
  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by reject I just absolutely owned Sophie at chess

    It was your turn to win anyway.

    1st 0-0
    2nd 1-0 For me
    3rd 0-1 For you
    4th Ongoing.
  10. Fuck what happened before, I legitimately won a game
  11. And again
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support


    So close.

  13. Turns out I'm not as bad at chess as I thought.

    Or Sophie is terrible
  14. bling bling Dark Matter
    no1 ever play with me
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support


    At least we evened out the general scoreboard.
  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    The power has been going out repeatedly and, boy, life just wouldn't be worth living without electricity. The absolute horrors our forefathers must have gone through.
  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I know right?

    It's like borderline inconceivable, I mean what did people even do with their time?
  18. Originally posted by Lanny I know right?

    It's like borderline inconceivable, I mean what did people even do with their time?

    this is a cucked

    ration us to allow to give 1 cuck per day
  19. Originally posted by Malice The power has been going out repeatedly and, boy, life just wouldn't be worth living without electricity. The absolute horrors our forefathers must have gone through.

    I spent 3 months last year around this time with no electricity and I got by just fine. Okay there was SOME electricity but like, no hot water, cant do dishes, shower, laundry, stove or anything.

    It was cold enough that I could see my breath all the time all day long so I always wore a sweater and jacket. I started burning anything wood to keep warm but my wood stove was leaky and old and I masturbated from CO2 poisoning so I gave up on that after a week.

    The fridge worked but I couldn't do laundry so I started keeping my clothes in the freezer and they were surprisingly fresh after a few weeks living like this.

    If it wasn't for drugs and money I probably would have died but overall it was a very rewarding experience and on of the happiest moments of my life. (maybe because I was on so much drugs). I would sit there stockpiling food and chemicals huddling up with my cats to keep warm and stealing wifi for youtube music staying up all night smoking meth and running around town scavenging for supplies and when the sun comes up I got the hot plate going to keep my hands warm and try to keep my eyes open after being awake 3 days binging on meth. Good tinnes.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny I know right?

    It's like borderline inconceivable, I mean what did people even do with their time?

    I've read that a large percentage of the population was essentially perpetually drunk. Can you imagine how good it would have been, comparatively, to know about the wonders of marijuana back then, spread the word? Actually, I wonder whether there ever was a famous cannabis evangelist back in the old days. That's how I start off my day, a cup of wine and bowl of weed.

    Can you also imagine having had to work backbreaking labor sunup to sundown on a farm or sweatshop? It would have been hell on earth for people like us. It's not a particularly unique thought, one that has scarcely been visited upon, but it just seems so long since I really pondered the horrors of human history.

    Post last edited by Malice at 2016-12-11T09:19:25.447590+00:00

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