User Controls

The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

  1. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Please wait while your software is installed
  2. Octavian motherfucker
    Installed more security on my phone, I have my reasons and no not CP. I'm a bit alarmed that the police pulled my friend over and asked him to log into FB messenger as if that's standard protocol or something when suspecting someone of distribution?

    I need to clarify proper but I'm sure they asked him pull his boxer shorts forward incase he had drugs stashed down near his dick? A bit fucking gay if you ask me.
  3. Ghost Black Hole
    The police made me get completely naked once while I was on a benzo blackout, I thought they were gonna rape me so I swung at them and got Darren Mckenzied
  4. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Oh no I got the SSRI dick boys
  5. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm making her do it. I'll pay for the whole thing.

    did you ask like this?




    .
  6. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Yesterday had sex twice, couldn't cum even once, jherked my gherk for like 40 minutes and various filthy materia and achieved a massively painful, supremely unsatisfactory orgasm.

    Fark. Guess I gotta focus on other shit than jerking now huh.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Yesterday had sex twice, couldn't cum even once, jherked my gherk for like 40 minutes and various filthy materia and achieved a massively painful, supremely unsatisfactory orgasm.

    Fark. Guess I gotta focus on other shit than jerking now huh.

    here, just what you need

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5cde525037424


    .
  8. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Oh no I got the SSRI dick boys

    I always knew you were retarded
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Narc did you ask like this?




    .

    No.

    More like

  10. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc here, just what you need

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5cde525037424


    .

    Nice but it's not a material issue
  11. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost I always knew you were retarded

    Yea me too
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Don't PEDOCHILE REEEE me Falco, but why are you on SSRI's?
  13. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Not being able to nut is horrible. I bet off till i start sweating and just give up. Trying to bone my chick is useless. once in a while fuckin her in the ass will do it
  14. Originally posted by CountBlah Not being able to nut is horrible. I bet off till i start sweating and just give up. Trying to bone my chick is useless. once in a while fuckin her in the ass will do it

    Yeah, benzo dick was so bad I could barely get anything hard enough even with viagra/levitra. Doing it in the morning worked better because I was already in withdrawal before I took my morning dose.
  15. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Don't PEDOCHILE REEEE me Falco, but why are you on SSRI's?

    Clinical derpadewism
  16. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CountBlah Not being able to nut is horrible. I bet off till i start sweating and just give up. Trying to bone my chick is useless. once in a while fuckin her in the ass will do it

    Yeah when I popped off, it wasn't even worth it.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. Ghost Black Hole
    plural memes xd

  18. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Sophie Don't PEDOCHILE REEEE me Falco, but why are you on SSRI's?

    Everyone should be on SSRIs there’s no downside
  19. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Soy milk and SSRIs = healthy living
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by CountBlah them feels. HAd to shitthe other day and had to finger my ass and break up the turd

This Thread Has Been Locked

Jump to Top