Post Excuses for Missing Work

1. 2019-05-23 at 2:38 AM UTC

   #61
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by DietYellow LOOKS LIKE IT'S ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL Bill KrozbyOLO THREAD!

   
   pretty much this
2. 2019-05-23 at 2:46 AM UTC

   #62
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   "I can't come in today, I died."
3. 2019-05-23 at 11:53 AM UTC

   #63
   

   Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
   Bill Krozby.. your butt looked like my Chest when I punched a fist size hole in it.. the fat in my chest melted on the floor as I bled out slowly for 2 hours (someone purposly shut the door on me.. I won't go into that) at ER.
   
   ended up with 3 bouts of pneumonia and got one long stitch. Like a football stitch.
   
   fun times, fun memories. not really. I wasn't even drunk. had it fell in the exact same place on the left side instead of right I would of impaled my heart instead of nicking my lung.
   
   but that flabby cheeck reminded me of my flabby chest.. which got me back into working out. now, I have to start all over again.
   
   need a job where i get out and move about and get paid for it.
4. 2019-05-23 at 11:56 AM UTC

   #64
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Wut
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Jiggaboo_Johnson
5. 2019-05-23 at 12:09 PM UTC

   #65
   

   Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Wut

   
   They told me To wake up 4 times and then asked I would remove myself from the class.
   
   So I got up and told them they just hated me because I'm an outsider.
   
   They told me not to get upset as I spun tables upside down and started to walk out. They said "When you calm yourself, sir, you can come back in 90 days and reapply"
   
   I don't care what your serving as long as it's not muskrat Ribs. Do you know what I'm saying?