The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-05-22 at 1:15 PM UTC

   #3701
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by HTS No, I am HTS-Noob!

   
   prove it.
   
   woke up depressed as I expected. Realized I'm not going to be happy with my ex gf. Still going to be in a relationship because I'm a masochist and might delete this account today if I remember.
2. 2019-05-22 at 1:18 PM UTC

   #3702
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You seem like you're a guy who needs to always be in a relationship, but also has needs to screw multiple women.
   
   Sooooo, what's it like being a fuckboi?
3. 2019-05-22 at 1:26 PM UTC

   #3703
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by DietYellow Sooooo, what's it like being a fuckboi?

   
   Better than being a child molester, stop posting in this thread.
   
   Fucking retard.
4. 2019-05-22 at 1:32 PM UTC

   #3704
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by DietYellow Sooooo, what's it like being a man?

   
   I too am curious. Also ftfy.
5. 2019-05-22 at 3:22 PM UTC

   #3705
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   fucking scumbags
   
   
6. 2019-05-22 at 3:46 PM UTC

   #3706
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   This is the best video on the internet
   
   
7. 2019-05-22 at 3:50 PM UTC

   #3707
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   K
8. 2019-05-22 at 4:14 PM UTC

   #3708
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   False, this is the best video on the internet
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
9. 2019-05-22 at 4:20 PM UTC

   #3709
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   ^^ Hes right.
   
   Idk why they didnt just start with the crotch baby laser cannon from the beginning. Then again, not having SIKURETU TEKUNIKU would not be very Japanese.
10. 2019-05-22 at 4:35 PM UTC

    #3710
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    This eczema on my feet is annoying. I'd rather flay the fucking skin off and not have to look/ scratch it. Why the fuck does this have to happen to me at 28?
    
    *cries*
11. 2019-05-22 at 9:15 PM UTC

    #3711
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Roshambo is my big little slut. I tell him what to wear.
12. 2019-05-22 at 9:16 PM UTC

    #3712
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    No package. FUCK YOU USPS.
13. 2019-05-22 at 10:24 PM UTC

    #3713
    

    Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Houston

    Originally posted by CASPER K

    
    
14. 2019-05-22 at 11:01 PM UTC

    #3714
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    MOM?
15. 2019-05-23 at 12:06 AM UTC

    #3715
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
16. 2019-05-23 at 12:15 AM UTC

    #3716
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    So tired. Today was just a long day. Im so glad to be back at my camp to relax.
17. 2019-05-23 at 12:37 AM UTC

    #3717
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Octavian This eczema on my feet is annoying. I'd rather flay the fucking skin off and not have to look/ scratch it. Why the fuck does this have to happen to me at 28?
    
    *cries*

    
    better than psoriasis on ur face
18. 2019-05-23 at 12:43 AM UTC

    #3718
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by hydromorphone So tired. Today was just a long day. Im so glad to be back at my camp to relax.

    
    Just rent your pussy out less.
19. 2019-05-23 at 12:55 AM UTC

    #3719
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Just rent your pussy out less.

    
    I dont prostitute anymore. I panhandle.
20. 2019-05-23 at 1:12 AM UTC

    #3720
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by hydromorphone I dont prostitute anymore. I panhandle.

    
    Just handle your pan less, bottom feeder.