Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
For some reason this insane place gives me a sense of calm and beauty. This lawless country has been the graveyard of empires and intent on self determination for millennia. I want to roam the khyber pass with an AK and pick raw pomegranates then go home to one of my 4 wives and make babies and smoke opium. The Afghans I've met have been 4/10, just kinda backwards but bout it bout it.
Anyone else feel the restive call of a warzone? inb4fbi
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2019-05-22 at 3:01 AM UTC
Yes, I would love for the Taliban to behead u.
2019-05-22 at 3:04 AM UTC
aldra
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I've never met an Afghan. Landscape seems nice though
2019-05-22 at 3:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
For some reason this insane place gives me a sense of calm and beauty. This lawless country has been the graveyard of empires and intent on self determination for millennia. I want to roam the khyber pass with an AK and pick raw pomegranates then go home to one of my 4 wives and make babies and smoke opium. The Afghans I've met have been 4/10, just kinda backwards but bout it bout it.
Anyone else feel the restive call of a warzone? inb4fbi
In 2 weeks your soft suburban ass would be crying for home... And all its creature comforts.
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2019-05-22 at 3:07 AM UTC
aldra
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I dunno, opium on tap might negate a lot of those wants
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2019-05-22 at 3:11 AM UTC
I think its cool that you can snowboard and ski there as well as Iran.
The world is pretty cool if you could remove the govt.
2019-05-22 at 3:17 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I used to have an Afghani coworker (like, "F.O.B.", straight outta Afghanistan) who actually had a pretty interesting story about how him and a bunch of his siblings all jumped the border to a neighboring country (Iran, maybe? this was over 10 years ago that he told me all this) so that they could move to Canada.
Despite all the opium and pomegranates and multiple wives and all that, I can't help but factor in that this family risked their lives just to escape the place.
2019-05-22 at 3:19 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
He brought a chick over to my place once and fucked her in my bed while I fucked around on the computer in my living room.
My Japanese landlady made smoothies for us.
Ah, the nostalgia.
2019-05-22 at 3:19 AM UTC
Canada is pretty sweet. No matter what those dudes tell you they had a really hard time living there.
2019-05-22 at 3:20 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
The landscape is beautiful and it's typically not an oppressive theocracy. The pashtun tribal areas are kinda like mad max but that's part of the charm. The mountains and hindu kush are beautiful and I want to dig up and try to find some of the forgotten Buddhas. The pictures of the Buddhas that the Taliban destroyed make me want for more. Also, yes, like aldra said, fresh opium
2019-05-22 at 3:23 AM UTC
The landscape and the terrain does look pretty fucken cool... However, how can you fully relax and enjoy yourself when there's IEDs scattered all over the place? Id be one Nervous Nellie...
2019-05-22 at 3:38 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Meat
As well as having to listen to the arab soldiers with sexing their boy soldiers. Ive heard a lot of stories of soldiers being told to stand down when arabs molest youngsters.
That is fucked up but is basically on the same level as rural american south, brought on by lack of education and just being a retarded fucking faggot. Also, afghans are not Arab.
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