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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Realized I'm going to get back with my ex so now I'm depressed. I have 2-3 weeks to fuck other girls before she would get ghetto on me for doing it. Coupled with bad news about someone else I care about and now I feel miserable and drained of energy. She's happy so I'm not and asks "what are you thinking about" so fucking much it makes me want to throw her out of my life. Ionnowut2do
  2. do a rape
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. Originally posted by Sudo Realized I'm going to get back with my ex so now I'm depressed. I have 2-3 weeks to fuck other girls before she would get ghetto on me for doing it. Coupled with bad news about someone else I care about and now I feel miserable and drained of energy. She's happy so I'm not and asks "what are you thinking about" so fucking much it makes me want to throw her out of my life. Ionnowut2do

    Uh. Don't get back together with her? Why would you do that to yourself?
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Solstice Uh. Don't get back together with her? Why would you do that to yourself?

    I don't know. Shut up.
  5. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by DietYellow do a rape

    🤔🤨
  6. Ghost Black Hole
    Relationships are weird

    "When I meet a beautiful woman now, I enjoy it, as any man would. But it also reminds me why, out of all of the beautiful women I’ve ever met and dated, I chose to be with my girlfriend. I see in the attractive women everything my girlfriend has and most women lack. And while I appreciate the attention or even flirtation, the experience only strengthens my commitment. Attractiveness is common. But real intimacy is not. "

    https://getpocket.com/explore/item/6-healthy-relationship-habits-most-people-think-are-toxic
  7. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    International playboy
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    tomorrow I'm going to be on painkillers all day and hopefully feel better after some rough sex and yelling at somebody

    I feel empty and anything I fill it with is rejected by my body. My health isn't great. I dunno what to do
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That shit got me high as shit.

    I need to stop smoking weed in general let alone when I'm drinking


    Just saying . It used to be therapeutic for me but it's not anymore. At all. Haha. I have to type hHaa because of the anxiety. There is literally no reason for me to smoke weed anymore outside of my psychological addiction to doing so. It only makes my life worse. Thank you.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ That shit got me high as shit.

    I need to stop smoking weed in general let alone when I'm drinking


    Just saying . It used to be therapeutic for me but it's not anymore. At all. Haha. I have to type hHaa because of the anxiety. There is literally no reason for me to smoke weed anymore outside of my psychological addiction to doing so. It only makes my life worse. Thank you.

    Dude, I went through the EXACT same thing.

    The fucked up thing is how long it took me to actually quit smoking weed.

    Like, it's just so fucking commonplace a drug that... it's like the Brits and their tea. You go to a homie's place, and they pull out the weed, just like a fucking afternoon tea ceremony.

    You tell them "I'm good," and they look at you like you like you're from Mars or something.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I literally had a friend who would pull out a knife and be like "smoke the weed or I'll fucking stab you."

    He actually did kinda poke me with the knife once... It didn't pierce any further than the fabric of my pants, but, still... it was kinda surreal.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks Dude, I went through the EXACT same thing.

    The fucked up thing is how long it took me to actually quit smoking weed.

    Like, it's just so fucking commonplace a drug that… it's like the Brits and their tea. You go to a homie's place, and they pull out the weed, just like a fucking afternoon tea ceremony.

    You tell them "I'm good," and they look at you like you like you're from Mars or something.

    Sure kinda. Truth be told I haven't socially smoked weed ok probably 8 years. Well that's not true but basically it is.. I javemt sought out just going to hang out with people to smoke weed and whatever. Its completely now an alone thing and I almost literally wNt to talk to nobody.

    This is just me of course. It's just prwprlexing to me kind of. At least my alcohol addiction I know the reasons why and I DO feel better when I drink. Weed, not usually (though yes of course I must to some extent I guess) but goddamn
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This isnt your diary, WREN. go home.

    Fine.

    :)
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My sister got me a diary for my birthday and I havent wrote in it even once. I hate myself.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Sure kinda. Truth be told I haven't socially smoked weed ok probably 8 years. Well that's not true but basically it is.. I javemt sought out just going to hang out with people to smoke weed and whatever. Its completely now an alone thing and I almost literally wNt to talk to nobody.

    This is just me of course. It's just prwprlexing to me kind of. At least my alcohol addiction I know the reasons why and I DO feel better when I drink. Weed, not usually (though yes of course I must to some extent I guess) but goddamn

    Well, heck, I even STILL occasionally smoke a bit of weed all alone, even though I virtually ALWAYS regret it.

    Like, on the timeline of me starting smoking weed, and then finding it unpleasant, and then, eventually, finding it well beyond unpleasant... It was a several year time line.

    Nowadays, and we're talking like 12-15 years after marijuana became atrociously unpleasant, I still take a small toke once in a while after I've been drinking, just to try and bring back the good ol' days, when smoking weed was an enjoyable activity.

    The best I can hope for, though, are manageable levels of anxiety (if I smoke little enough), and maybe a good jerk off session (it has always consistently enhanced that kind of thing) before falling asleep.
  16. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by mmQ My sister got me a diary for my birthday and I havent wrote in it even once. I hate myself.

    Just about no one actually uses them.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Just about no one actually uses them.

    You're mom.

    Now I'm defending my diary. Back off it dude. I just wrote in it right now because of you. Lol. 666 mark of the beast bad man bad man orange Roy g Biv is my nigga
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    B'night.
  19. 60 tenne I wake up way early every morning feeling very refreshed, but I know it's way too early? So dosze off for another hour and feel tired as hell and repeat that another couple times and wake up tired
  20. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm HTS_noob

    someone either give me a thank or take one away because I don't like sitting at 666

    No, I am HTS-Noob!

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