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  1. #41
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Yap

    yap,, but you wanna know the most fucked up part of my list,, I forgot my gf of 10 years,, thats kinda fucked up
  2. #42
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Ricki forgives you. Bless your little heart.
  3. #43
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    nigga Please,, my gf was hot as fuck,, hotter than Paige.

    ur rick shit don't faze me nigga so stop hatin you sound jelly
  4. #44
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -mal- This is definitely not a real woman. I’ve had someone still have jalapeño juices on their hands despite washing them after chopping peppers and then touch me and it was the worst pain I’ve ever felt in my life. No real woman would be into that. Plural detected.

    Its called being a sadomasochist. I get off on pain..


    Originally posted by Sudo You sound like my ex gf. She is sad inside. I also cursed to Love both pain and painkillers. That's crazy about the pepper dildo I never heard of that.
    I never tried that b4 him but man that was fucking stimulating. I'm not sad inside i just love pain as a stimulant. It makes pleasure 10x better.


    Originally posted by CASPER The second girl I was with was a sad girl. I seem to attract those kinds. When we were just friends, we'd be driving around listening to her depressing indie music, and she'd ask me to put my cigarette out on her wrist, or her thigh, or above her breast. At first I said no, and then she'd get sort of quiet for a long time. Finally when she asked me, I did it. And it became this weird kind of intimacy. The spot between her breasts always had a checkerboard of razor cuts. Also found out shortly thereafter that she was into AEA. The first time we had sex we were in public so there wasn't a ton we could do, but she wanted me to slap her. The first time she asked me to choke her…honestly I was more afraid about getting Gone Girl'd than I was about actually hurting her. I took a video "as a joke" of her saying something like "I want him to choke me untll I pass out, and then fuck me retarded." She liked a belt or a guitar string around her neck. Handcuffs and pulling her arms up behind her. She had like sexual assault fantasies. Kitchen knives. Paint scraper blades. Hot glue gun. Duct taping her panties into her mouth. She'd buy cheap pajamas just to have me pull or cut them off of her. And as boring as I am , it was kind of empowering to get a pass to be more "masculine" and physical but I was still always worried that, as big as I am, I was going to hurt her a bit more than she wanted. Still, some of the porn I found myself watching years later I was like "wtf am I doing?" . It's the main reason I give any creedence to people when they talk about the effect of sex+ violence on developing minds.

    She was all kinds of fucked up though, and after the fact I always felt bad that I'd participated and then enjoyed it. Among other things, her little brother choked to death in his sleep in his bed, right nex to her. She'd been too high on xanax and liquor to hear him. Her parents split up after that. Her mom gained like 200+ lbs. Her morbidly obese mother who she had to care for then- had a heart attack from stress. So obviously this girl blamed herself and started using heroin. But yeah…always felt weird bc that was never something I gravitated to organically, but nowadays when men need to be concerned for most with making things clear and making your partner feel safe, and getting clear cut consent and stuff, I get afraid either I'll scare someone off or someone will think I actually mean to hurt someone or something.

    Yeah see thats the problem with consent culture. Its really hard to find a man willing to fuck me like i want to be even harder when they go to far. I prefer to use safe words like kitten bc it helps to get a break when i become too stimulated. Im not sad inside im just addicted to stimulating things and pain happens to be stimulating.
  5. #45
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    I sound jelly because you in a gay domestic relationship? Burn another there poleqat
  6. #46
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 I sound jelly because you in a gay domestic relationship? Burn another there poleqat

    Im a female who happens to be a sadomasochistic.
  7. #47
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Mkay
  8. #48
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Possible clone thread title: "I've only fucked 12 boards" then list off the different types of lumber you've fucked
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #49
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I just did sex so hard to this girl. She was moaning and stuff and i did sex so hard and so good with her. She was all "Please have good sex with me" and I said back "Yeah, I'm going to really sex you so great lady" and she's like "Thanks". It was so good and so hot and we both loved making a sex on all the positions. At the end I was all "Hey, I'm going to finish sex now" and she said "Yes, that would be nice if you finished so hard on that towel". I said "Yes" and I finished so hard on the towel. And It was so hot.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #50
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Man, I hope women that are into being abused never reproduce. That stuff disturbs me.
  11. #51
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Thotgirl Its called being a sadomasochist. I get off on pain..



    I never tried that b4 him but man that was fucking stimulating. I'm not sad inside i just love pain as a stimulant. It makes pleasure 10x better.




    Yeah see thats the problem with consent culture. Its really hard to find a man willing to fuck me like i want to be even harder when they go to far. I prefer to use safe words like kitten bc it helps to get a break when i become too stimulated. Im not sad inside im just addicted to stimulating things and pain happens to be stimulating.

    Would you let someone put you naked Inside a heavy duty vynil bag and then suck all the air out with a vacuum?
  12. #52
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Man, I hope women that are into being abused never reproduce. That stuff disturbs me.

    Lol
  13. #53
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Would you let someone put you naked Inside a heavy duty vynil bag and then suck all the air out with a vacuum?

    No not really..i never like vacuum beds.
  14. #54
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Thotgirl No not really..i never like vacuum beds.

    Would you let me smash you to dust and then vacuum you up and empty the bag into my asshole while I have a guy named Dave jack me off?
  15. #55
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Would you let me smash you to dust and then vacuum you up and empty the bag into my asshole while I have a guy named Dave jack me off?

    No thats gay..
  16. #56
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    What number would you be happy with?
  17. #57
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Thotgirl No thats gay..

    Fine I won't use a Kirby vacuum.
  18. #58
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee What number would you be happy with?

    For me... 1.

    I'm a hopeless romantic.

    But also a perpetual drunk, so there's that.
  19. #59
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Pick me I'm a hopeless drunk and a perpetual romantic.
  20. #60
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Thotgirl No not really..i never like vacuum beds.

    Hrmmm. Seems like the ultimate kind of pain/submission.
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