Frala, I’m mourning for you sugar darlings

1. 2019-05-14 at 8:31 PM UTC

   #101
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by CandyRein I don’t want that nigga saying my name anymore than he already does pls lol

   
   Lol I was gonna say she won’t read hers for 6 months...
2. 2019-05-14 at 8:41 PM UTC

   #102
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by frala Now go write Candy a 12 page apology, post it on the forum, and mean it!

3. 2019-05-14 at 8:49 PM UTC

   #103
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   And after everything ohphra said about me, I'd still throw my crispy clean white sweater over a small puddle of water forming a bridge and help her pass through whilst telling her favorite low fat yogurt mid way, to catch her off guard. I'm romantic like that.
4. 2019-05-14 at 8:53 PM UTC

   #104
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Omfg what is her favorite low fat yogurt ffs!
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5. 2019-05-14 at 9:02 PM UTC

   #105
   

   Incognito2u African Astronaut

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Omfg what is her favorite low fat yogurt ffs!

   
   Yeah inquiring minds wanna know lol
6. 2019-05-14 at 9:17 PM UTC

   #106
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Omfg what is her favorite low fat yogurt ffs!

   
   Your tone of voice sounds like you’re quite annoyed. Are you jealous that I pay attention to the small things of my bun, tee hee? I would tell you, but she would have to give the ok. She’s kinda insecure about her secrets being out in the open. She doesn’t want females to copycat what she likes. She’d instantly find a newer flavor and give me a hard time to figure it out.
7. 2019-05-14 at 9:19 PM UTC

   #107
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   Deron-Deron like a kid at Disney for the first time in this thread
8. 2019-05-14 at 9:25 PM UTC

   #108
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I don’t even fucking eat yogurt.
   
   It’s a Jim and Pam thing from The Office.
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9. 2019-05-14 at 9:25 PM UTC

   #109
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Larsenio hall, ease off the protein intake for a bit. I think it’s rushing to your head making you unfathomably delirious.
10. 2019-05-14 at 9:26 PM UTC

    #110
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frala I don’t even fucking eat yogurt.
    
    It’s a Jim and Pam thing from The Office.

    
    Beesly!
11. 2019-05-14 at 9:26 PM UTC

    #111
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    You totally ruined it, how dare you.
12. 2019-05-14 at 9:37 PM UTC

    #112
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by frala I don’t even fucking eat yogurt.
    
    It’s a Jim and Pam thing from The Office.

    
    Oh, you're gonna eat the yogurt.
13. 2019-05-14 at 10:05 PM UTC

    #113
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Simultaneous climaxing whilst locking eyes and cream pie-ing a girl is fucking unreal.
    
    Just saying.👍
14. 2019-05-14 at 10:11 PM UTC

    #114
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Octavian Simultaneous climaxing whilst locking eyes and cream pie-ing a girl is fucking unreal.
    
    Just saying.👍

    
    That will get in a girls head and is basically how I got my stupid baby mama pragent
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15. 2019-05-14 at 10:12 PM UTC

    #115
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Sudo I went on tinder this morning cuz I was bored and saw my buddys gf on there and her profile said she owned his dog, lol.
    
    tinder is depressing af. Everyone is so fake

    
    Imagine how depressing it would be if everyone was real.
16. 2019-05-14 at 10:26 PM UTC

    #116
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Sudo That will get in a girls head and is basically how I got my stupid baby mama pragent

    
    Impregnate the lot, spread the genes but only with hawt ones.
17. 2019-05-14 at 11:15 PM UTC

    #117
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl She’s just not into me?! Wut-
    
    I bet you don’t even know her favorite flavored low-fat yogurt is. I do though.
    
    
    I wouldn’t kill you, Rick wouldn’t know what to do if he haven’t had someone home to cook a well done meal. That would be devastating.

    
    NIGGA! I know you didnt just dis Rick's cookin ability's cuz dt nigga cooks almost as good as I do,, Ive done the cooking for every women that ever lived with me and aint none of em could cook better than I can.. now rick may need some direction in the kitchen cuz he is stoned out of his fucking head every moment of the live long day but he knows how to cook shit right.
18. 2019-05-14 at 11:17 PM UTC

    #118
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    ...I think it is safe to say that I xanax this thread now. She’s just not into me. I don’t think she was impressed at or “woo’ed” at all foks. I took the letter ‘L’ out and kept it.
19. 2019-05-14 at 11:20 PM UTC

    #119
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

    Originally posted by 🐿 I bet momma lala would let me scissor her before you darell.

    
    momma lala would let me watch you two scissor before she would give lil d tha P
20. 2019-05-14 at 11:21 PM UTC

    #120
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by POLECAT NIGGA! I know you didnt just dis Rick's cookin ability's cuz dt nigga cooks almost as good as I do,, Ive done the cooking for every women that ever lived with me and aint none of em could cook better than I can.. now rick may need some direction in the kitchen cuz he is stoned out of his fucking head every moment of the live long day but he knows how to cook shit right.

    
    
    Um, I didn’t say anything bad about his cooking though, you hulkamanic. Go eat your vitamins and rip your shirt off on someone else brother.