2019-05-14 at 8:49 PM UTC
And after everything ohphra said about me, I'd still throw my crispy clean white sweater over a small puddle of water forming a bridge and help her pass through whilst telling her favorite low fat yogurt mid way, to catch her off guard. I'm romantic like that.
2019-05-14 at 8:53 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Omfg what is her favorite low fat yogurt ffs!
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2019-05-14 at 9:19 PM UTC
Deron-Deron like a kid at Disney for the first time in this thread
2019-05-14 at 9:25 PM UTC
I don’t even fucking eat yogurt.
It’s a Jim and Pam thing from The Office.
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2019-05-14 at 9:25 PM UTC
Larsenio hall, ease off the protein intake for a bit. I think it’s rushing to your head making you unfathomably delirious.
2019-05-14 at 9:26 PM UTC
You totally ruined it, how dare you.
2019-05-14 at 10:05 PM UTC
Simultaneous climaxing whilst locking eyes and cream pie-ing a girl is fucking unreal.
Just saying.👍
2019-05-14 at 10:11 PM UTC
Sudo
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Octavian
Simultaneous climaxing whilst locking eyes and cream pie-ing a girl is fucking unreal.
Just saying.👍
That will get in a girls head and is basically how I got my stupid baby mama pragent
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2019-05-14 at 11:17 PM UTC
...I think it is safe to say that I xanax this thread now. She’s just not into me. I don’t think she was impressed at or “woo’ed” at all foks. I took the letter ‘L’ out and kept it.