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Frala, I’m mourning for you sugar darlings

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Is there anything I can do that would perceive the complete reciprocation from you and display the required communication to be affianced with you?

    What am I doing wrong? Is my approach too strong? Am I fugly? I need to know!
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    You need to kill polecat and let her mourn and then pounce when she returns.
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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    hopefully she’ll pose like this-



    after it’s done.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Lol op is a nerd that likes the grossest of nis hoes
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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Yes, I just wanna hug them and look into their eye telling them that they are not alone that I can too be a nis hoe.
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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Thanks for the like HTS, nice teef on your avatar.
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Ur such a duck, darren.
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    he's on a roll today
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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Ur such a duck, darren.

    You sound like a wimbledon tennis player okay?
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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Serve me!
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    lil D, she's just not into you,, also Killing off the polecat is a pretty big job,, as you know Ive been hunted by the best of them,,,, where are they now???


    no one really knows,,
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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    She’s just not into me?! Wut-

    I bet you don’t even know her favorite flavored low-fat yogurt is. I do though.


    I wouldn’t kill you, Rick wouldn’t know what to do if he haven’t had someone home to cook a well done meal. That would be devastating.
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    🐿 African Astronaut
    Make some cute mix babies
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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    But she doesn’t want babies. I think we might have an accident baby from uncontrollable motorboats, but nonetheless, we both need to have a serious discussion and come to terms of whom should have maternity leave. I for one would make the sacrifice but, it’s not manly. So, basically it’s a one sided battle. I like debates though. So we will see, right pumpkin?
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    Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I just wish we met once and I don’t care if it’s just a few seconds or a glance I just want to have the moment and say to nis viewers that we had sex unofficially.
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    You're the DH §m£ÂgØL doppleganger.


    dear fwawawawaawawa is a nigger!
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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Wow, funny. I’ve heard that reference before on DH. You would’ve had a ton of lols there from that joke. I’m totally not kidding.


    Ant or sancho would post a never ending face in hole pictures of me on cue and lurking DHers would go bananas.
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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    it was very humiliating.
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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Tell me, Deronimo. Do you think you have a chance?
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