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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DietYellow How do you still have a license? I thought they took it away permanently once you hit 4

    Maybe Minnesota does; I've always understood their DUI laws to much harsher, from fines to revocation to jail time.

    4th dui got a 5 year-suspension including an extra year which they faggotly automatically tack on when your case includes a refusal to take a breathalyzer or blood draw.

    Prison time is mandatory year and a day or drug court, which I opted for and spawned my 2.5 year sobriety chunkle.

    I've heard of people here with 8 or more duis that have hardly done much prison time. ND is relatively quite forgiving in that regard.
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  2. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Tesla Coil That's like telling Yelp to take down the single stars unless they (the companies that Yelp offers higher star ratings) to take down.. how come it's not extortion for google and Yelp but it is for B!

    I don't know I'm not an attorney / legislature.
  3. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DietYellow How do you still have a license? I thought they took it away permanently once you hit 4.



    I got arrested & convicted once and don't even remember how many charges. Like, eight or nine. All but one got dismissed, and I'm on probabtion for like the rest of the year still. If I get arrested for the same thing again then I go to prison for 6 months, although it's doubtful I would actually have to serve all that.

    I'm in contempt of court right now because nobody told me I had to present some documents that I DO have, nothing in the mail at all until the court date had passed. They extended it for a month though, so I'll be fine once I get this shit sent in.

    what did you get arrested for? Its like pulling teeth with you people.
  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by 🐿 What did you get away with pole?

    I eluded the police over 20 times,, they only got me 3 or 4 times
  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Dregs killing rick. nigga is probably in one of the walls or buried in his basement. like fuck man rick did everything for you and you done did this to him?

    we have 100,000.00 dollar life ins policy's on eachother but suspicious death is a non payoff as per our wills
  6. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by POLECAT I eluded the police over 20 times,, they only got me 3 or 4 times

    What did they get you for?
  7. Originally posted by Bill Krozby what did you get arrested for? Its like pulling teeth with you people.

    drugsx8or9. Apartment got raided.

    It's funny cause they took my scale, 1000 empty capsules, and the police report said I had "Various powders thought to be mixing/cutting agents" which is bullshit and a dick move by them. Basically it means that they were trying to fuck me over and get it charged as a dealing case, which I wasn't doing. I am kinda surprised it wasn't charged that way, but the county had a brand new (soft) DA and my lawyer was tight with her and told her to play it as a "high user level" case, which it was.
  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby What did they get you for?

    like i said Ive only got in trouble for weed and speeding or not stopping for the cops= attempting to elude,, getting away from the cops=FREEEEDOME!!!!!!!!!!
  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I got arrested for smoking a joint under the Golden Gate bridge one time,, really cool cops tho,, they found my stash with Opium, lsd and weed and only gave me a ticket for smokin the joint,, they even pushed my car into a parking spot and then returned me to my car after,, oh yeah and a year later they sent this cute little cop over to buy a bag off me on Hait Ashberry a couple of blocks south of Ben and Jerry's,, cops not so nice that time but they let me go on monday and said I should go back home and skip court and just never come back and they wouldnt come looking for me,, I reckon you nigga's know what I did
  10. Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT I got arrested for smoking a joint under the Golden Gate bridge one time,, really cool cops tho,, they found my stash with Opium, lsd and weed and only gave me a ticket for smokin the joint,, they even pushed my car into a parking spot and then returned me to my car after,, oh yeah and a year later they sent this cute little cop over to buy a bag off me on Hait Ashberry a couple of blocks south of Ben and Jerry's,, cops not so nice that time but they let me go on monday and said I should go back home and skip court and just never come back and they wouldnt come looking for me,, I reckon you nigga's know what I did

    Suck dick? Gave drugs?
  11. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I never gave drugs away back then,, and Dick doesnt excite me at all so no
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Thotgirl Suck dick?

  13. Originally posted by gadzooks

    what tv show is that
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DietYellow what tv show is that

    Its a movie.

    Bully (2001).

    Awesome movie.

    Also based on a true story.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm watching it right now.
  16. damn, that does look like a good movie. he looks like you kinda, i imagine maybe thats part of why you like it.

    The early 2000's is the best time period full stop. Everything was awesome back then. I have a thing for Early/mid2000's high school/college aged girls because they looked hawt back then.

    You see, that was back when girls wanted to look like.......

    girls.


    Long, sleek hair. None of this shaved head, 12 year old boy bullshit.
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  17. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Fuck you Johnny. This did make me laugh though.

    You can fuck me any time...at the right price that is. You can tickle me, make me giggle, and beg for mercy. Whatever game you wanna play we'll play...cam it for Jill.
  18. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    JILL.
  19. 🐿 African Astronaut
    I HEARD YOU
  20. Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dregs You can fuck me any time…at the right price that is. You can tickle me, make me giggle, and beg for mercy. Whatever game you wanna play we'll play…cam it for Jill.

    Although you did wanted to murder me for lulz..
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