How many times have you been arrested?

1. 2019-05-11 at 5 PM UTC

   #101
   

   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
   he's a bit wired wrong in the brain. maybe due to steroid use...just wired wrong. he is gettin up there in age 50-60's. he probably bottled up his homosexualism and his desires for rick for far too long...rick had someone else in mind. pole snapped...
2. 2019-05-11 at 5 PM UTC

   #102
   Thotgirl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Erekshun Dinner wasn't ready on time.

   
   But normally conflates to a beating for me. Speaking of beatings my ass is grass tonight i woke gimp up. We run a 1950s dynamic here. Come sundown my ass is grass.
3. 2019-05-11 at 5:04 PM UTC

   #103
   

   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
   beatings build character. than you reach a certain age and turn the beatings on them. maybe they die.
4. 2019-05-11 at 5:05 PM UTC

   #104
   Thotgirl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Dregs beatings build character. than you reach a certain age and turn the beatings on them. maybe they die.

   
   T-T he ties me down so i cant fight back.
5. 2019-05-11 at 5:08 PM UTC

   #105
   

   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
   hang in there sista. when the time is right he'll get his whether by you or someone else and it ain't got nothing to do with that karma bullshit. it'll just happen.
   
   i would do it for ya but i'm such a lazy fucking person these days.
6. 2019-05-11 at 5:36 PM UTC

   #106
   Thotgirl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Dregs hang in there sista. when the time is right he'll get his whether by you or someone else and it ain't got nothing to do with that karma bullshit. it'll just happen.
   
   i would do it for ya but i'm such a lazy fucking person these days.

   
   Dont worry while cleaning i found my moms antique cast iron skillet he jumps me ill knock him out then make a pizza.
7. 2019-05-11 at 5:52 PM UTC

   #107
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Dregs killing rick. nigga is probably in one of the walls or buried in his basement. like fuck man rick did everything for you and you done did this to him?

   
   Fuck you Johnny. This did make me laugh though.
8. 2019-05-11 at 5:53 PM UTC

   #108
   

   Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
   Rick, Not Rick Ross?
9. 2019-05-11 at 7:49 PM UTC

   #109
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Like two times, once i was convicted and had to do community service second time acquitted. But i was fucking guilty alright.
10. 2019-05-11 at 7:50 PM UTC

    #110
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Sophie Like two times, once i was convicted and had to do community service second time acquitted. But i was fucking guilty alright.

    
    what were you arrested for?
    
    where you're at must be pretty liberal. you get community service here for trafick offenses lmao
11. 2019-05-11 at 7:52 PM UTC

    #111
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby what were you arrested for?

    
    Stealing shit, second time, almost beating someone to death. But i plead self-defense and it worked.
12. 2019-05-11 at 7:52 PM UTC

    #112
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Sophie Stealing shit, second time, almost beating someone to death. But i plead self-defense and it worked.

    
    damn. you couldn't pull that off here lol
    
    i had to pay 1k to the womens battery shelter for choking chzbrgz over some bullshit and they made a huge production about it.
13. 2019-05-11 at 7:55 PM UTC

    #113
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby damn. you couldn't pull that off here lol
    
    i had to pay 1k to the womens battery shelter for choking chzbrgz over some bullshit and they made a huge production about it.

    
    I think it helped that the person i almost killed was a male.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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14. 2019-05-11 at 7:57 PM UTC

    #114
    

    Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Sophie should be locked up forever
15. 2019-05-11 at 7:57 PM UTC

    #115
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Why didn't you kill him? Then there is only one side of the story.
16. 2019-05-11 at 7:58 PM UTC

    #116
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Sophie I think it helped that the person i almost killed was a male.

    
    I guess, you'd still go down for that here. Its all about the benjamins.
17. 2019-05-11 at 8 PM UTC

    #117
    

    Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby
    
    this is the only mugshot i could find from like ten years ago, luckily they took down all the others because evidently its extortion to put ppls mugs (despite being public record) but to charge them to take it down.

    
    That's like telling Yelp to take down the single stars unless they (the companies that Yelp offers higher star ratings) to take down.. how come it's not extortion for google and Yelp but it is for B!
18. 2019-05-11 at 8 PM UTC

    #118
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Erekshun Why didn't you kill him? Then there is only one side of the story.

    
    I'll tell you.
    
    The moment i decided to fuck the person up i had a chance to pick my weapon. The rational part of my brain chose a pipe instead of a big ass knife. I am convinced if i had picked the knife i would be in prison right now. lel
19. 2019-05-11 at 8:05 PM UTC

    #119
    

    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Nearly always been the way when I ho doing serious heavy shit that would get me a lot of time I'll get away with it. When I go doing the petty shit the fuckers are all over me in a shot. You can't go putting too much effort into all the petty things tho like you do with the heavy shit.
    
    
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20. 2019-05-11 at 8:17 PM UTC

    #120
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ It is actually 15 times but burglary is probably my "hardest" charge. Couple of them, stolen car, stolen property, weird conspiracy charges related to all that, forgery, and some miscellaneous petty stuff in addition to a handful of probation violations oh and the 4 DUIs of course.
    
    But not counting those, not ever a drug charge somehow (as if it fucking mattered anyway). 5 years since my last arrest which was a technicality that got dropped regarding my restricted license at the time. 9 years since my last DUI.
    
    Aand… shrimp salad. Shrimp stew. Shrimp… gumbo.
    
    That's. That's about it.

    
    How do you still have a license? I thought they took it away permanently once you hit 4.
    
    
    
    I got arrested & convicted once and don't even remember how many charges. Like, eight or nine. All but one got dismissed, and I'm on probabtion for like the rest of the year still. If I get arrested for the same thing again then I go to prison for 6 months, although it's doubtful I would actually have to serve all that.
    
    I'm in contempt of court right now because nobody told me I had to present some documents that I DO have, nothing in the mail at all until the court date had passed. They extended it for a month though, so I'll be fine once I get this shit sent in.