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goose kills seagull

  1. #41
    Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by frala Who knew the nature of birds would be such a hot button issue.

    Abortion.

    Filthy Cougar still detected
  2. #42
    Do you want some seagull fries for keen senses or wut?
  3. #43
    Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by frala Do you want some seagull fries for keen senses or wut?

    I want you to bounce that cowgirl butt in reverse on my taint stick, lovely eyes.
  4. #44
    Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    ..reverse of course
  5. #45
    Originally posted by Tesla Coil I want you to bounce that cowgirl butt in reverse on my taint stick, lovely eyes.

    Hmmm I think I’d rather role-play...

  6. #46
    Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by frala Hmmm I think I’d rather role-play…


    OK.. On my wolf-ram stick with your little red behind
  7. #47
    Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    in reverse
  8. #48
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Tesla Coil I want you to bounce that cowgirl butt in reverse on my taint stick, lovely eyes.

    man you're sick
  9. #49
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
  10. #50
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
  11. #51
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby frothy seagull detected.

    FUCK YOU BILLBill KrozbyBY YOU FUCKING RAPIST PIECE OF SHIT.

    Your primary caregiver sucked hairy balls.


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  12. #52
    Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by gadzooks

    Come get some tail"

    My G'f said that's "Raunchy"
  13. #53
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Narc FUCK YOU BILLBill KrozbyBY YOU FUCKING RAPIST PIECE OF SHIT.

    Your primary caregiver sucked hairy balls.


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    The butthurt never ends in space, you nonce
  14. #54
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks Why the fuck did the goose even do that?

    Do birds eat other species' of bird?

    For some reason that seems perverse, even though mammals eat other mammals all the damn time.

    Geese don't ever eat other birds...they are herbivorous... but they will attack them for other reasons, mainly territorial... the blue jay is notorious for stealing eggs out of the nest of other birds... and some birds are predatory to other birds... hawks, Eagles, falcons... then you got primarily scavengers like vultures, ravens and crows, who often feed on carrion .👍
  15. #55
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    dude.... BIRDS!!!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. #56
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny dude…. BIRDS!!!

    Wut's up Lanmeister?👍☺
  17. #57
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by WellHung Geese don't ever eat other birds…they are herbivorous… but they will attack them for other reasons, mainly territorial… the blue jay is notorious for stealing eggs out of the nest of other birds… and some birds are predatory to other birds… hawks, Eagles, falcons… then you got primarily scavengers like vultures, ravens and crows, who often feed on carrion .👍

    Gullz eat other birds eggs


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    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. #58
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Narc Gullz eat other birds eggs


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    Absolutely. Technically, is that considered scavenging, or eating live prey?
  19. #59
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by WellHung Absolutely. Technically, is that considered scavenging, or eating live prey?

    I think its called being very resourceful and thriving.


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  20. #60
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Narc I think its called being very resourceful and thriving.


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    And those are the main reasons why you admire and respect seagulls. You don't take kindly to when people call them water pigeons. In fact, you're the staunchest seagull advocate I've ever encountered. Thanks for finally giving me something to respect about you, narc. 👍❤
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