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  1. #21
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by WellHung Seagulls dont typically prey on rats. But they are opportunistic feeders…in lean times they will.

    Shut the fuck up you retard. Seagulls don't eat rats, no. They have been observed eating mice and even soaking them in water to make them easier to swallow, but that has nothing to do with my point as to why they keep the rats off our streets. they are very clever animals gulls, but they are also very successful through scavenging. They've learned us humans are very messy cunts and will often throw or drop lots of food around our cities everyday. They have thrived through scavenging on all the food we throw onto the floor of our streets and parks everyday doing an extremely good job of cleaning our streets in the process. The reason you don't see rats above ground very often these days is because they don't find food laying around much on our streets anymore. Not like the old days before the gulls started thriving so well, you would get lots and lots of rats as well as cockroaches and flies, all attracted by all the food we'd just leave laying on the floor rotting away. The seagulls are the best street cleaners ever, without them our streets would stink and be disgusting and all the rats, roaches and flies would spread all sorts of nasty diseases all the time. The town you live in would resemble something like some shitty small town in somewhere like Sudan or Bangladesh if we didn't have the gulls doing such a good job for us. How the fuck can you hate that? I don't get it


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  2. #22
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    So people who say they hate gulls are literally ignorant retards.


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  3. #23
    Octavian motherfucker
    Thread delivered.
  4. #24
    Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Narc Seagulls are cool, they keep our towns and cities nice and clean. Keeps rats, flies and cockroaches to a minimum.


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    Wrong .. they eat things already dead. they are scavengers. they feed off the left overs of Whale feeds off of or what fisherman throw overboard or what's in schoolyards and near garbages.

    they are a sailors best friend because they make loud noises that are distinct that no other birds make.. and this lets fisherman and sailors know they're close to land. other than that, they fucking shit on you
  5. #25
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Narc So people who say they hate gulls are literally ignorant retards.


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  6. #26
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Totally ignorant


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  7. #27
    Originally posted by Narc So people who say they hate gulls are literally ignorant retards.


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    do they have designated shitting point ?
  8. #28
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny do they have designated shitting point ?

    Well you see banny, over here in the west we all have flushing toilets in our homes. And yes, even the people who hate seagulls have toilets too.


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  9. #29
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by WellHung I'd rather see people die than animals. I have a soft spot for animals.

    I can agree with this.
  10. #30
    Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Narc

    I never said I hated them but they are scavengers. I do love them because it's apart of my youth running in a schoolground not trying to get shit on. I swear they have this amazing internal clock that 10 seconds prior to the lunch bell ringing (which was on a timer obviously) those fuckers started swirling the school-ground. our school was less than a block from the beach.

    It's good luck when a pigeon or dove shits on you (in Italy and other European nations) but when a seagull does it, you're just not paying attention.
  11. #31
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Narc Shut the fuck up you retard. Seagulls don't eat rats, no. They have been observed eating mice and even soaking them in water to make them easier to swallow, but that has nothing to do with my point as to why they keep the rats off our streets. they are very clever animals gulls, but they are also very successful through scavenging. They've learned us humans are very messy cunts and will often throw or drop lots of food around our cities everyday. They have thrived through scavenging on all the food we throw onto the floor of our streets and parks everyday doing an extremely good job of cleaning our streets in the process. The reason you don't see rats above ground very often these days is because they don't find food laying around much on our streets anymore. Not like the old days before the gulls started thriving so well, you would get lots and lots of rats as well as cockroaches and flies, all attracted by all the food we'd just leave laying on the floor rotting away. The seagulls are the best street cleaners ever, without them our streets would stink and be disgusting and all the rats, roaches and flies would spread all sorts of nasty diseases all the time. The town you live in would resemble something like some shitty small town in somewhere like Sudan or Bangladesh if we didn't have the gulls doing such a good job for us. How the fuck can you hate that? I don't get it


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    frothy seagull detected.
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  12. #32
    Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby frothy seagull detected.

    "I didn't like what you said about me.. spending most response time saying obligatory insults to get you back...waaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!"
  13. #33
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Tesla Coil "I didn't like what you said about me.. spending most response time saying obligatory insults to get you back…waaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!"

    not really sure what you're gibbering about... take your meds, the vet will come see you in the morning.
  14. #34
    Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby not really sure what you're gibbering about…

    Yes you do.




    Originally posted by Bill Krozby … take your meds, the vet will come see you in the morning.

    Attempt to disassociate with an insult which clearly indicates you knew what the "gibberish" was about to deflect insulting feelings away from you.

    the physical bruises will heal but the internal ones will live on. Haunting you forever
  15. #35
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Tesla Coil Yes you do.






    Attempt to disassociate with an insult which clearly indicates you knew what the "gibberish" was about to deflect insulting feelings away from you.

    the physical bruises will heal but the internal ones will live on. Haunting you forever

    wrong
  16. #36
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby frothy seagull detected.

    Lmao wtf
  17. #37
    Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby wrong

    I get it.. I'm the sticky fly paper and you're the annoying pest that keeps getting stuck to me.
  18. #38
    Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by frala Lmao wtf

    Filthy Cougar Detected
  19. #39
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Holy shit, passions run high when things get ornithological around here.
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  20. #40
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by gadzooks Holy shit, passions run high when things get ornithological around here.

    Who knew the nature of birds would be such a hot button issue.

    Abortion.
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