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  1. Originally posted by Common De-mominator

    oh my god
  2. Octavian motherfucker
    What a night. Pulled a stunner and had wired sex through the early hours.


    Normally I'd be curled up in bed rocking but man feelz good!
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  3. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Octavian What a night. Pulled a stunner and had wired sex through the early hours.


    Normally I'd be curled up in bed rocking but man feelz good!

    How do the wires come into it?


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  4. HTS highlight reel
    Posting this here because I made it in response to a 2 day old facebook comment nestled firmly in the middle of a bunch of other facebook comments and nobody will ever find it to appreciate it despite the fact that it deserves recognition for being such a masterpiece.

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  5. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by HTS Posting this here because I made it in response to a 2 day old facebook comment nestled firmly in the middle of a bunch of other facebook comments and nobody will ever find it to appreciate it despite the fact that it deserves recognition for being such a masterpiece.


    Your images never show up


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  6. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc Your images never show up


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    That's because good memes are banned in puddingham. Shows up great for men
  7. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Narc Your images never show up


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    Might be because there's a fleshlight in the pic and you don't have a porn license yet. Jesus Christ, UK.

  8. lets all ban porn
  9. Gonna do potassium poisoning again
  10. Ghost Black Hole
    Potassium metal + water is a god combo
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    xtreme pop rocks
  12. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
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  13. Ghost Black Hole
    I like lesbian porn better because there is no random penis off to the side.
  14. That's low hanging fruit
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  15. missing out on $55 because I have 5 phresh IV tracks and can't really explain that to the plasma center without getting myself deferred for a long time. phooey
  16. Originally posted by Common De-mominator

    she looks 30, he looks unimpressive
  17. can you put ribbed studs inside a vagina so instead of a condom ribbing the female, its the vagina ribbing the penis?

    maybe only on top and bottom or side and side so that there's still some smooth material
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Hey what's going on niggas i have 40 pages of TRT to catch up with. But i am feeling too lazy to do so. I got into a meth binge last weekend that was fun. Now i know the basics of .NET and all it took was three days and nights of no sleep and a lot of meth. I bought a bottle of Jagermeister and i am drinking the stuff right now. I put it in the freezer so whenever i go to get a shot or two i get instant fucking frostbite cuz i got that bitch on turbo. Tomorrow is mother's day and i am expected at my mother's house for the occasion, so can't get too drunk. Although my siblings know i'm pretty degenerate, which is basically my mom's fault so if she got something to tell me she should and i'll ruin her fucking day.

    But not really because i can behave when i want to i just don't like to. Anyway, bottom's up i am grabbing a couple shots again BRB.
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  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Ok i am back, and slightly more intoxicated, my strategy is take 2 shots in a row then bring a third for like 10 minutes in. Holla at a nigga.
  20. Ghost Black Hole
    These new Roshambo videos are great!....

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