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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I've recommended a bidet seat attachment many times. One of the best home appliances you can buy. I remember in middle school I would often experience terrible discomfort from an itchy anus and a certain odor that would waft up during periods of irritation when wearing shorts for gym class. Now my anus literally never itches and is clean as a whistle, you could eat off of it. There's nothing like the feeling of having a perfectly clean bum.
  2. Unfortunately where I live I can't go around installing bathroom appliances all willy nilly. Baby wipes are just as good, way less wiping. I need to go buy some more.
  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    It's surprisingly easy to install, it isn't permanent, but I sure as hell wouldn't trust other people with it.
  4. People here are gross anyway I don't trust them with anything, they shit on the toilet seat (I don't even know how) and I swear one of them used the bath mat to wipe their ass.
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I've recommended a bidet seat attachment many times. One of the best home appliances you can buy. I remember in middle school I would often experience terrible discomfort from an itchy anus and a certain odor that would waft up during periods of irritation when wearing shorts for gym class. Now my anus literally never itches and is clean as a whistle, you could eat off of it. There's nothing like the feeling of having a perfectly clean bum.

    Too much detail.
  6. Dissociator African Astronaut
    ^^^^
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Sploo, this is you:



    You should definitely watch this movie. If you can manage to get your parents to watch it with you, a sort of family movie night if you ever do anything like that, it would be absolutely epic.
  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/3o0aqe/warning_drxanax_confirmed_busted_if_expecting_any/

    Hmm, take advantage of major busts to rapidly enter markets and establish a dominant position.

    You could make an insane amount of money buying bulk powder from China/India and using it to make pills.
  9. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    You could make an insane amount of money buying bulk powder from China/India and using it to make pills.

    Quite right, but not everyone is cut out for darknet vending, it requires extra layers of security over and above what one would require for purchasing. One would also need a way to handle or launder the profits.

  10. HHNNNGGG Them eyes doe. http://imgur.com/a/mcBqV
  11. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Malice is right on the clean anus. I just use wet wipes though.




  12. Malice is right on the clean anus. I just use wet wipes though.



  13. Do yourself a favor andx read about this femnazi nutjob. https://www.reddit.com/r/truewomensliberation/comments/3o4d7w/reflections_on_living_free_of_the_patriarchy_and/

    I'd laugh my ass off if a bear came and mauled her retarded ass while she was on her period getting blood everywhere, free from the oppression that are feminine hygene products.
  14. That whole thing is a troll from jump street.
  15. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Noooooooooo! Fuck, they got 2-fma and 4-fa! Fucking cunts, I fucking swear, I hope one day someone bombs their headquarters!

    Oh wait, does this mean we could get huge discounts from fire sales?

    Lanny, please, you're relatively wealthy, I've even thought about referring to you as moneybags a few times, stock up, buy in bulk and then part it out to us! Become our drug lord and savior!

    Thought about it but circle has like a 300 USD per week transaction limit. Instead I picked up 3 grams of etiz and a little AL-LAD and 4-AcO-DMT. When the transaction limit resets I'll probably pick up a little more etiz and then probably some 2-FMA. I think I posted a while ago about a good mix with 4-FMA being really euphoric but it's not very functional and seems to be harder on the system in terms of blood pressure than just about anything else I've tried in a stimulant.
  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    also first post in like 3 weeks. What'd I miss?
  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Do yourself a favor andx read about this femnazi nutjob. https://www.reddit.com/r/truewomensliberation/comments/3o4d7w/reflections_on_living_free_of_the_patriarchy_and/

    I'd laugh my ass off if a bear came and mauled her retarded ass while she was on her period getting blood everywhere, free from the oppression that are feminine hygene products.


    "Being so far away from men in the middle of nowhere has been magical."

    Hate to break it to you but this is bait.
  18. 3 grams etizolam oh my.
  19. Lanny Bird of Courage
    and more before long. It's cheap as piss and not long for this world. Might as well stock up.
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Anyone have tinnitus? 19x gold for a temporary cure: https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/3l3uri/these_guys_lighting_a_mortar_shell_in_their_garage/cv3474n

    It's pretty common to have it to some extent, allegedly even in a completely sound proof room around 75% will still report some noise, which seems perfectly plausible. A lot of things that can lead to some damage over a lifetime.

    I want to try this in a perfectly quiet area and time to experience what total silence is like.

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