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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/3nhdzq/four_california_students_arrested_for_plotting/

    Damn, imagine if we had seen a quadruple shooting spree. It's a shame they got caught. Hopefully it'll happen in the near future, the ante will be upped considerably.
  2. Dissociator African Astronaut
    Just threw out like 6 grams of spice. Good/bad idk? I panicked
  3. Just threw out like 6 grams of spice. Good/bad idk? I panicked

    Better than when I flushed almost 10 grams of 2C-E because I was vaping three or four different synthetic cannabinoids all mixed together off foil and started freaking out so bad that I thought the cops were coming to search my house and 2C-E had already been made illegal at that point.
  4. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I knew infinityshock would know what to do. I got it all drained and flushed, and put a new drain valve on it because the other one was leaking.. It still didn't work, and I got busy and didn't want to fuck with it so I just paid someone to do it. I guess it was a bad thermocoupler.

    I still think you are a lesbian.

    Also, malice, sights need calibrated, and to do so you will have to find a place to shoot it a few times; and also there is the problem that most of your targets will be running around, so it's really not so easy.
  5. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I knew infinityshock would have water heater advice. I got it all drained and flushed, and put a new drain valve on it because the other one was leaking.. It still didn't work, and I got busy and didn't want to fuck with it so I just paid someone to look at it. I guess it was a bad thermocoupler.

    I still think you are an actual dyke..

    Also, malice, sights need calibrated, and to do so you will have to find a place to shoot it a few times; and also there is the problem that most of your targets will be running around, so it's really not so easy.
  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I feel like a girl that was fishing for compliments on her appearance and was told she looked "alright, but nothing special".

    This is what you say even if they are 11/10 would bang. They'll crank up the girly charms to prove you wrong. Just make her come fo you breh, it's win all over.
  7. Red dot sight, just point and shoot. As long as you don't choke (anxiolytics that don't impair cognition and a good stimulant would help a lot) how could you screw it up?

    I feel like a girl that was fishing for compliments on her appearance and was told she looked "alright, but nothing special".
    From this post it is evident to anyone with military training that you couldn't hit the broadside of a barn if you were standing inside of it with the doors closed. Of course you impaired by the short barrel you were born with.
  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Something I remembered was mentioned in Rick Strassman's (DMT: The Spirit Molecule) AMA: http://themindunleashed.org/2014/08/happens-artist-suffers-cancer-pineal-gland.html

    His paintings: https://www.flickr.com/photos/shawnthornton/sets/72157627356593056/

    When I saw that first painting in the article I thought, "Woah, that's DMT."
  9. Something I remembered was mentioned in Rick Strassman's (DMT: The Spirit Molecule) AMA: http://themindunleashed.org/2014/08/happens-artist-suffers-cancer-pineal-gland.html

    His paintings: https://www.flickr.com/photos/shawnthornton/sets/72157627356593056/

    When I saw that first painting in the article I thought, "Woah, that's DMT."
    One of those paintings by itself would be mildy interesting. But as a collection of work it sucks. They are the same patterns and symbols arranged differently on slightly different backgrounds and or landscape or portrait canvas orientation.

    To me it shows a lack of imagination
  10. Also, has anything interesting happened with your ex? This could make for great erotica if you pull it off.

    Nah I got bored cos frankly I really couldn't be arsed with her attention whoring. I told my mates mum about her being transgender and my god I've never seen someone laugh so hard.
  11. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I used to belong to a forum called spiritplants and they did an interview with strassman where he came into the IRC channel and answered our questions for an hour and a half. It was basically an AMA, but this was probably 10 years ago.. I was going to ask him about possible novel hallucinogens in living things such as fish, newts, grubs and toads, but I ended up asking a question for a friend who had used his up already. Hard to remember it, but I do remember it was a good interview.
  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Lanny, how long have you been a vegetarian? Have you noticed any negative changes in your mood, energy, or other aspects of cognition? Unfortunately many people experience a positive change due to the reduction in calories, a significant percentage of weight loss occurs from the restrictive aspect of diets, if they're adhered to, and greater health consciousness. The standard American diet is pretty terrible, which sets a low bar for improvement, and the type of meat most people eat isn't the kind that's optimal from receiving the benefits exclusive to animal foods. The negative aspects can take some time to arise, I'd give it about a year before giving yourself and honest assessment.

    Something I'd really like to see is a rational vegetarian, someone who isn't so dogmatic that they aren't willing to break their diet for a good reason particularly considering the harm they can consider themselves to have caused is negligible from this instance, do is to try eating well prepared beef liver a few days in a row and see if they notice anything. Grass fed calf liver is the best choice, the higher price should be acceptable for anyone since you don't need much and it wouldn't be a recurrent event. What I do is rinse it, soak it in water with a mixture of meat tenderizer (containing papain), salt based seasoning for flavor, and baking soda because it was recommended for neutralizing the unpleasant flavor (milk is the most commonly used item for this, but I don't drink it), which it seems to do, then rise it again in a colander and pan fry it with onion. About 100g per serving.

    http://www.westonaprice.org/health-topics/the-liver-files/

    http://chriskresser.com/natures-most-potent-superfood/

    The properties support my theory that it would cause a marked non-placebo positive change, particularly among vegetarians, and those with sub-optimal lifestyles, such as my current hiki state; the farther from optimal the more pronounced the effect. I've noticed this myself after eating liver, a mood, cognitive, and energy boost.
  13. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Holy fuck, I just got some poppy seeds from the most expensive vendor around, and when I opened this package up, you can see the little bits of poppy straw sticking to the seeds, which are literally clumping together. The wash is so freaking orange and delicious that I have a raging boner.

    At 10 bucks a lb, sometimes you just gotta pay a bit more for quality.
  14. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Me and my son are going to go visit my grandmother in the nursing home so I am getting really high beforehand, gonna smoke some weed and take an etizolam. My grandma can tell when I am high and she gets pissed and it makes me laugh when she gets mad. Crazy old bitch. She looks like something out of 'The Dark Crystal'. One time when I was a kid I was in the car with her and she had the AC on and windows rolled up and she burped really loud and it filled the car with the smell of rotten meat.
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Holy fuck, I just got some poppy seeds from the most expensive vendor around, and when I opened this package up, you can see the little bits of poppy straw sticking to the seeds, which are literally clumping together. The wash is so freaking orange and delicious that I have a raging boner.

    At 10 bucks a lb, sometimes you just gotta pay a bit more for quality.

    Sounds dank. Dem opiate boners doe.
  16. I have to wait tilget paid til I can do drugs boo. Guna buy some flubromazepam powder and some syncans. And then probably get sacked.
  17. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Fuck I have been nodding so hard all day long...haven't been this high in years. Today fucking ruled.
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Holy fuck, I just got some poppy seeds from the most expensive vendor around, and when I opened this package up, you can see the little bits of poppy straw sticking to the seeds, which are literally clumping together. The wash is so freaking orange and delicious that I have a raging boner.

    At 10 bucks a lb, sometimes you just gotta pay a bit more for quality.


    How much do you use per dose? Wondering how cost effective it is compared to straight opium.
  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    http://www.amazon.com/Real-Human-Skull-Carrying-Case/dp/B00N30TX48/

    Reminded me of a thread I made on grave robbing on Zoklet long ago. I still believe human skulls are the way to go for profit. Hands sell for a nice amount as well.

    Similar to the technique used for creating illegal underground houses, how thieves have tunneled under banks. Imagine creating a hidden hole, you could use something as simply as a simple wood board with fake grass on top, a variation of this basic concept, right at the standard coffin depth, then you simply dig forward, harvesting grave after grave in a row.

    http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_odkw=real+human+hand&_sop=12&_osacat=0&_from=R40&_trksid=p2045573.m570.l1313.TR3.TRC2.A0.H0.Xreal+human+skull.TRS0&_nkw=real+human+skull&_sacat=0

    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Real-authentic-antique-human-hand-skeleton-oddities-medical-/252085504615?hash=item3ab1778a67

    No, there don't seem to be any particular regulations you have to comply with, at least it doesn't seem you have to provide proof to list it and the buyer likely won't ask for it, and even if they do they can simply look elsewhere if it's a deal breaker. Even if there are, how would you be caught and what are the odds of an audit or sting operation?

    Once you have everything set up, the process streamlined and memorized, a few hours of work would get you enough to live on for a month, far less than a typical job. Even if you were caught the charges probably wouldn't be that bad.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cg7v0/what_are_the_laws_in_california_on_grave_robbing/

    According to California law and local ordinances (not including Indian reservations) human corpses and their possessions are considered "public domain" as long as they have been buried for a minimum of 60 business days. One caveat to this is that any retrieved items are considered "gifts" from the estate, and you'll need to file them on your taxes as such. I would consult with a estate tax practitioner (Attorney or CPA) for the full details. Have fun out there!

    Aww yeeeah! Could be considered property of the cemetery of family, and the family may be able to sue you, which would be a real pain, along with the cemetery for damages, whatever it costs to repair (fill in the holes) the damage you caused. Oh wait, username, he may not be serious.
  20. http://www.amazon.com/Real-Human-Skull-Carrying-Case/dp/B00N30TX48/

    Reminded me of a thread I made on grave robbing on Zoklet long ago. I still believe human skulls are the way to go for profit. Hands sell for a nice amount as well.

    Similar to the technique used for creating illegal underground houses, how thieves have tunneled under banks. Imagine creating a hidden hole, you could use something as simply as a simple wood board with fake grass on top, a variation of this basic concept, right at the standard coffin depth, then you simply dig forward, harvesting grave after grave in a row.

    http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_odkw=real+human+hand&_sop=12&_osacat=0&_from=R40&_trksid=p2045573.m570.l1313.TR3.TRC2.A0.H0.Xreal+human+skull.TRS0&_nkw=real+human+skull&_sacat=0

    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Real-authentic-antique-human-hand-skeleton-oddities-medical-/252085504615?hash=item3ab1778a67

    No, there don't seem to be any particular regulations you have to comply with, at least it doesn't seem you have to provide proof to list it and the buyer likely won't ask for it, and even if they do they can simply look elsewhere if it's a deal breaker. Even if there are, how would you be caught and what are the odds of an audit or sting operation?

    Once you have everything set up, the process streamlined and memorized, a few hours of work would get you enough to live on for a month, far less than a typical job. Even if you were caught the charges probably wouldn't be that bad.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cg7v0/what_are_the_laws_in_california_on_grave_robbing/



    Aww yeeeah! Could be considered property of the cemetery of family, and the family may be able to sue you, which would be a real pain, along with the cemetery for damages, whatever it costs to repair (fill in the holes) the damage you caused. Oh wait, username, he may not be serious.
    Seeking legal advice from reddit. Is this the type of "optimal thinking" you have developed?

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