Also ASMR is my shit. After years of heroin, sleeping pills n shit dont put me to sleep. But ASMR puts me to sleep in like 10 min. Bob ross late at night was the first time i ever felt that. WHispering stuff and haircut sounds get me every time. Whenever i have to actually go get my haircut, its like i have narcolepsy. Sometimes the barber has to hold my head up lol. This kind of effeminate filipino dude talking about his Jordans is what i fell asleep to tonight:
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I care about Matt.. he needs to get it together
I’ve known Matt longer than anyone online .. he was a local who was always in my inbox
Then he started posting in the forums lol
Matt you mad you been local in my inbox begging for years and I’ve found love so far away :/ lol
Lie..
Damn. Imagine how much that stings though. All you wouldve had to do was drive a few min away n you coulda grabbed lunch with him somewhere. But something about him was so offputting that you couldnt bring yourself to do it.
Im getting some vicarious cringe, not gonna lie. Stop treating him like a doorMatt, guise.
Her name is Dorene. She's the best thing that ever happened to me. She is an extremely high-quality woman... I'm very lucky to have her. Unfortunately, I still have wandering eyes, however.
Originally posted by CASPER
Damn. Imagine how much that stings though. All you wouldve had to do was drive a few min away n you coulda grabbed lunch with him somewhere. But something about him was so offputting that you couldnt bring yourself to do it.
Im getting some vicarious cringe, not gonna lie. Stop treating him like a doorMatt, guise.
Originally posted by WellHung
Her name is Dorene. She's the best thing that ever happened to me. She is an extremely high-quality woman… I'm very lucky to have her. Unfortunately, I still have wandering eyes, however.
Originally posted by WellHung
Her name is Dorene. She's the best thing that ever happened to me. She is an extremely high-quality woman… I'm very lucky to have her. Unfortunately, I still have wandering eyes, however.
Yeah if shes down enough to live in a hotel with you, you should prolly strap those eyes down, nigga. Or get her into three ways, in which case you can constantly be taking applications on "her behalf".
tee hee hee
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[slangily complete this slumberer]
Irritable and irritated- my coworker is hammering too loudly on his laptop and his table is not sturdy at all and makes a dinging sound each time he hits the space bar. Omg. Help me god to not kill this mxxtherfxxker
Originally posted by tee hee hee
Irritable and irritated- my coworker is hammering too loudly on his laptop and his table is not sturdy at all and makes a dinging sound each time he hits the space bar. Omg. Help me god to not kill this mxxtherfxxker
Never but I am now ... 😭 I can see the momma cooking dinner wondering where the lil ant is.. sending the elders of the colony to look and finding him stomped out by a leaf
Then having to go back and tell the mommy ant
You’ve changed my life.. I’m never stepping on an ant again
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