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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    And on that note!

    Ironically I’ve chosen an arson episode of Forensic Files




    😴 💤
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by CandyRein Da fuq!!

    Sounds like you didnt see THAT one coming.

    A knee slapper fasho
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    He edited it.. it said something like burn your do

    And I didn’t put together hairdo in my mind because I’m high .. so he made it burn your hair and it did take me off guard😋
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Also ASMR is my shit. After years of heroin, sleeping pills n shit dont put me to sleep. But ASMR puts me to sleep in like 10 min. Bob ross late at night was the first time i ever felt that. WHispering stuff and haircut sounds get me every time. Whenever i have to actually go get my haircut, its like i have narcolepsy. Sometimes the barber has to hold my head up lol. This kind of effeminate filipino dude talking about his Jordans is what i fell asleep to tonight:

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  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    I have lots of ASMR’ist I’m subbed to.. I can’t even choose one I like the most .. but if I had to choose I’d choose “Latte” she is awesome
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    I love Latte

  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by CandyRein I care about Matt.. he needs to get it together

    I’ve known Matt longer than anyone online .. he was a local who was always in my inbox

    Then he started posting in the forums lol

    Matt you mad you been local in my inbox begging for years and I’ve found love so far away :/ lol

    Lie..

    Damn. Imagine how much that stings though. All you wouldve had to do was drive a few min away n you coulda grabbed lunch with him somewhere. But something about him was so offputting that you couldnt bring yourself to do it.

    Im getting some vicarious cringe, not gonna lie. Stop treating him like a doorMatt, guise.
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    He had his penis for his profile picture, He found love eventually lol

    Ot

    Excited 🙃

    *jumping up and down with goofy expression*
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Who's his woman?
  10. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER Who's his woman?

    Her name is Dorene. She's the best thing that ever happened to me. She is an extremely high-quality woman... I'm very lucky to have her. Unfortunately, I still have wandering eyes, however.
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER Damn. Imagine how much that stings though. All you wouldve had to do was drive a few min away n you coulda grabbed lunch with him somewhere. But something about him was so offputting that you couldnt bring yourself to do it.

    Im getting some vicarious cringe, not gonna lie. Stop treating him like a doorMatt, guise.

    🤣😂
  12. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung Her name is Dorene. She's the best thing that ever happened to me. She is an extremely high-quality woman… I'm very lucky to have her. Unfortunately, I still have wandering eyes, however.

    Kek ☺️
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by WellHung Her name is Dorene. She's the best thing that ever happened to me. She is an extremely high-quality woman… I'm very lucky to have her. Unfortunately, I still have wandering eyes, however.

    Yeah if shes down enough to live in a hotel with you, you should prolly strap those eyes down, nigga. Or get her into three ways, in which case you can constantly be taking applications on "her behalf".
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao
  15. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Irritable and irritated- my coworker is hammering too loudly on his laptop and his table is not sturdy at all and makes a dinging sound each time he hits the space bar. Omg. Help me god to not kill this mxxtherfxxker
  16. Originally posted by tee hee hee Irritable and irritated- my coworker is hammering too loudly on his laptop and his table is not sturdy at all and makes a dinging sound each time he hits the space bar. Omg. Help me god to not kill this mxxtherfxxker

    3rd world problems.
  17. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Y'all ever kill a bug and wonder if their momma is sitting up waiting for them to come home but their actually dead
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  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by 🐿 Y'all ever kill a bug and wonder if their momma is sitting up waiting for them to come home but their actually dead

    😂😂😂😂😂😂
  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    Never but I am now ... 😭
    I can see the momma cooking dinner wondering where the lil ant is.. sending the elders of the colony to look and finding him stomped out by a leaf

    Then having to go back and tell the mommy ant

    You’ve changed my life.. I’m never stepping on an ant again
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  20. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut


    "I'd give anything to change-
    this fickle-minded heart… that loves fake shiny things…."
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