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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice

    Reddit is just a medium, and it can be a very good one for sorting information and receiving quick responses from a large user base. Of course you should verify information, and speak to an actual lawyer if you ever need one.

    Regardless, his username is badlawyer and I wasn't serious.

    That being said, can I have legal possession of your corpse when you die, old man? I mean, people commonly receive ashes after cremation, I think giving them a skull and hands they can sell for an extra 1-2K is nice if they aren't well off.
  2. You can have mine. I'm on the organ donor register so you might have to fight off some cunts wanting my organs to save other people but if you get there first, for sure you can have my head and hands and legs and whatever else.
  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    https://www.reddit.com/r/Nootropics/comments/3nvhad/psychoactive_drugs_pineal_gland_and_affective/

    Someone mentioned epitalon, the drug that effects telomere length. Haven't read enough about it, don't what the possible risks are, effects on longevity could be very complex. I didn't know it had an effect on the pineal gland, which is particularly interesting.

    http://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007%2F978-3-642-59512-7_14

    Epithalamin increases pineal synthesis of serotonin, N-acetylserotonin, and melatonin and night pineal secretion of melatonin in adult and old rats. The pineal preparation decreases the luteinizing hormone and prolactin levels in adult male rats

    There's a lot of pseudoscience related to this, but it would be very interesting to see what effect it has. Particularly this version: http://www.ceretropic.com/n-acetyl-epitalon-amidate/
  4. www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice

    Reddit is just a medium, and it can be a very good one for sorting information and receiving quick responses from a large user base. Of course you should verify information, and speak to an actual lawyer if you ever need one.

    Regardless, his username is badlawyer and I wasn't serious.

    That being said, can I have legal possession of your corpse when you die, old man? I mean, people commonly receive ashes after cremation, I think giving them a skull and hands they can sell for an extra 1-2K is nice if they aren't well off.
    You'll be long dead before my meat is no longer animated. Probably from your own hand.
  5. How many years back do the background checks on guns go?
  6. How many years back do the background checks on guns go?
    If you are a felon forever and 3 days.
  7. I thought it only looks back seven years.
  8. Fuck it I'll just go to a private dealer who won't check. No waiting period in Ohio.
  9. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    How much do you use per dose? Wondering how cost effective it is compared to straight opium.

    Depends on the seeds. With the ones I have right now, someone without a tolerance would be high all day long from 1/2 a lb.

    Seeds are one of the most cost-effective ways to experience opiates, and I am a cheap fucker, otherwise I wouldn't bother with them, I would just buy darknet heroin instead.
  10. I can't remember what I was about to type.
  11. Oh yea I bought 500mg of ab-fucinaca/5f-akb48, 25 flubromazolam and a free gram of mexedrone. I'm hoping the mexedrone is good and counteracts the flubro otherwise I'm not going to have a job....again.
  12. Goddamnit, stop trying to use benzos responsibly, you aren't wired for it, I speak from experience. Never lost a job due to them thankfully but they still fucked my life up plenty every time I convinced myself I could "do it right this time".
  13. I think I should order some lithium, my mood swings are becoming unbearable.
  14. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    What kind of gun are you looking to buy?
  15. What kind of gun are you looking to buy?

    I dont know, my other personality went to sleep a couple hours ago
  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I dont know, my other personality went to sleep a couple hours ago

    Multiple personality disorder is a myth. What do you want to do with the gun, shoot people, animals, armored vehicles? Are you looking for a rifle, a pistol or a shotgun?
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    How many years back do the background checks on guns go?

    Have you ever been involuntarily committed or convicted of a violent crime? You may not ever be able to own one legally if you have.

    Don't do it PoC, you know you're so much more likely to kill yourself, and possibly others, with it than to ever do anything good. It's really a terrible way to die. Imagine if they managed to keep you alive, if you didn't hit the right part of your brain/head and how horrible that experience would be, how horrific it could be to have your conscious experience so radically altered in such a negative manner and be able to do nothing about it. It could be worst than the worst psychedelic trip you could imagine. Then think about the impact on the people who respond and see the remains, who'll have to clean it up. What if your mother sees it?

    If you ever decide to go, this is much better, far easier and cheaper to get, it's so much more peaceful and reliable if done properly, you won't leave such a horrific site for others: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag


    I think I should order some lithium, my mood swings are becoming unbearable.

    Well, I suppose some part you wants to live if you're concerned about your mood swings.

    If you have enough money for a gun try one of the things I've recommended. These are the real deal. I never expected T-PAIN to do more than treat mild depression, and reduce the severity of and degradation experienced during major depression and periods of stress.

    https://www.bluebrainboost.com/p/buy-78-dihydroxyflavone-supplement/

    "Cure depression in 3-4 days." - Study
    http://www.longecity.org/forum/topic/55126-cure-depression-in-3-4-days-study/

    Forskolin may prevent/reduce downregulation/tolerance, and if you still have ketamine or MXE stacking them could provide strong synergy.

    There's also NSI-189. The effects are major and the mechanism of action is different from any other anti-depressant. It literally causes parts of your brain to grow that become atrophied from chronic long-term depression, and within a few months. Read about people's experiences with it and the lack of side effects or interactions/contraindications. Your emotions return, your ability to experience pleasure, to enjoy life, memory improvement, general cognition, your ability to think well and clearly, energy etc.

    You can get it for as low as $6.6 a gram if you pool together with others and buy a 100g, and doses are only 40mg twice a day for 3 months. Or you can buy it right away here for $35/g with free shipping: http://www.brainprotips.com/buy-nsi-189/#Can_you_stillbuy_NSI-189_online

    If you have the money don't think, dally and waste time, just go for it.

    I also still have most of the Parnate/tranylcypromine I bought in bulk. I stopped because I can't use anything that has a significant effect on norepinephrine, for example, even standard racemic amphetamine, but it's an incredible antidepressant for most and if you use it rectally you won't even have to go on MAOI diet, which is horribly overblown to begin with. It's only about $10 a gram for pure powder and you'd know within a month if it was working, and when it works the effects are often life changing, read people's reports. It was actually recently mentioned in the NSI thread at Longecity: http://www.longecity.org/forum/topic/58442-nsi-189/?view=findpost&p=746713

    I know I've said all this repeatedly, although I don't know how much actually gets through that thick skull of yours. If you're tired of hearing about it then try the damn drugs and I'll literally never have any reason to say anything about them to you again!
  18. Goddamnit, stop trying to use benzos responsibly, you aren't wired for it, I speak from experience. Never lost a job due to them thankfully but they still fucked my life up plenty every time I convinced myself I could "do it right this time".

    At the time I was drunk and thought it was a good idea.

    Man the police called me a fucking idiot last night, all they seem to do is abuse me. I feel black.
  19. Actually I only ordered them because I got an email saying a free gram of mexedrone with every order today, Who am I to say no to free drugs.
  20. In hindsight I should have ordered the 1p-LSD. My life's improved immeasurably since I started using baby wipes to wipe my ass. Beats proper loo roll any day.

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