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  1. #21
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Well the same could be said for all of life. If you take away all the ego, you might as well pack up and kill yourself. But given that there is an element of ego in the basic act of persisting, you can decide what is best for it. And if part of that is sex, what's the problem? You can't make any categorical distinction unless you want to assert you should just kill yourself

    i agree, but i'd argue that sex is mostly bad. there's casual sex, which happens if you get really horny but then you might need to spend some money, lower your standards and take time out of your schedule to deal with another persons bullshit for a while, and no matter how horny you were after a couple rounds you're going to feel shitty and just want to get rid of the other person asap then you're going to have to worry about getting an std or pregnancy.

    if we're talking committed relationships, the situation is a totally different type of fucked up. the participants in a relationship have this idea of what their perfect relationship should be but that it could never actually be, like plato's ideal relationship. you are never really free from the knowledge that using your sexuality on others is a way to get some leverage against your partner so the natural system incentivizes hurting your partner.

    either way, you have to deal with a lot of pain or bs for 1-3 short bursts of pleasure. it's like eating a whole tub of ice cream. yea it tastes good but you're only fucking yourself
  2. #22
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i agree, but i'd argue that sex is mostly bad. there's casual sex, which happens if you get really horny but then you might need to spend some money, lower your standards and take time out of your schedule to deal with another persons bullshit for a while, and no matter how horny you were after a couple rounds you're going to feel shitty and just want to get rid of the other person asap then you're going to have to worry about getting an std or pregnancy.

    if we're talking committed relationships, the situation is a totally different type of fucked up. the participants in a relationship have this idea of what their perfect relationship should be but that it could never actually be, like plato's ideal relationship. you are never really free from the knowledge that using your sexuality on others is a way to get some leverage against your partner so the natural system incentivizes hurting your partner.

    either way, you have to deal with a lot of pain or bs for 1-3 short bursts of pleasure. it's like eating a whole tub of ice cream. yea it tastes good but you're only fucking yourself

    ^something tells me--you have some problems getting pussy... well, erm, with an damn attitude like^ this, I can understand why.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty ^something tells me–you have some problems getting pussy… well, erm, with an damn attitude like^ this, I can understand why.

    idoit
  4. #24
    ^agreed
  5. #25
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by HTS I already make jokes like that about myself. 🤗

    Do you think this is a positive character building activity?
  6. #26
    Originally posted by mashlehash Do you think this is a positive character building activity?

    this isn't a fucking novel we don't need to build characters
  7. #27
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i agree, but i'd argue that sex is mostly bad. there's casual sex, which happens if you get really horny but then you might need to spend some money, lower your standards and take time out of your schedule to deal with another persons bullshit for a while, and no matter how horny you were after a couple rounds you're going to feel shitty and just want to get rid of the other person asap then you're going to have to worry about getting an std or pregnancy.

    if we're talking committed relationships, the situation is a totally different type of fucked up. the participants in a relationship have this idea of what their perfect relationship should be but that it could never actually be, like plato's ideal relationship. you are never really free from the knowledge that using your sexuality on others is a way to get some leverage against your partner so the natural system incentivizes hurting your partner.

    either way, you have to deal with a lot of pain or bs for 1-3 short bursts of pleasure. it's like eating a whole tub of ice cream. yea it tastes good but you're only fucking yourself

    Maybe you're too yellow of a nigga to make sure the sex always works out in your favour.
  8. #28
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Maybe you're too yellow of a nigga to make sure the sex always works out in your favour.

    nah, i've just had enough of it that it bores me now. it's only really fun while you still have shit to think about and desire. after you've lived out 2 or 3 of those long held fantasies you realize there's nothing behind it. it's just like smoking crack, you feel good for a short amount of time but the money, time, and pain you need to spend to get it was definitely not worth it
  9. #29
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III nah, i've just had enough of it that it bores me now. it's only really fun while you still have shit to think about and desire. after you've lived out 2 or 3 of those long held fantasies you realize there's nothing behind it. it's just like smoking crack, you feel good for a short amount of time but the money, time, and pain you need to spend to get it was definitely not worth it

    But that's just all of life. Whatever there is to do, is only worth doing because you enjoy it. There's nothing behind it, just the gaping maw of oblivion. How is going to college and getting an engineering job any different?
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator But that's just all of life. Whatever there is to do, is only worth doing because you enjoy it. There's nothing behind it, just the gaping maw of oblivion. How is going to college and getting an engineering job any different?

    it distracts you for longer so you're less aware of your impending death which lowers anxiety, i guess
  11. #31
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III it distracts you for longer so you're less aware of your impending death which lowers anxiety, i guess

    Distraction can be had in many forms, including through plowing vagina. So does the comfort of a loved one, though it is doomed to end in tragedy.
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