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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Oh yeah I forgot to say



    That shit sounds like a massive setup. Not gonna lie, I would have gotten sketched out and called off the deal at that insistence. It sounds like walking into the world's most obvious robbery.

    I think location would be a sticking point for me. Either I get to decide where we meet (I.e. a suitable public place with lots of witnesses in case someone decides to get clever) or get fucked.

    Yeah thats what i told him. Its how i would rob someone. But if he wants to do retarded shit and put himself and his funds at risk- thats his prerogative. I dont count him a best friend anymore and hes fucked me over enough that if something did happen, id actually be more amused than angry or scared.

    But i didnt bring my wallet. Only brought burner phone. No identifying anything. $14 bucks for gum and food. Went out at around midnight. Came home a hair before 4am, $5200 richer.
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    postin from bed on my new compooter
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  3. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Wtf are you all talking about? If you're doing deals worth more than a couple of grand then you go to your local gym and pay a couple of the biggest lumps a 100 each to stay 5 yards behind you for the duration of the exchange. You get guaranteed security and they get 100 for a couple of minutes work. Win/win.


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  4. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Oh yeah I forgot to say



    That shit sounds like a massive setup. Not gonna lie, I would have gotten sketched out and called off the deal at that insistence. It sounds like walking into the world's most obvious robbery.

    I think location would be a sticking point for me. Either I get to decide where we meet (I.e. a suitable public place with lots of witnesses in case someone decides to get clever) or get fucked.

    Stfu, fucking public place you idiot.


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  5. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Who's doing the selling chooses location, every fucking time.

    If you're buying from a dude who's letting you dictate the location then rob his bitch ass before somebody else inevitably does.


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  6. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator I think location would be a sticking point for me. Either I get to decide where we meet (I.e. a suitable public place with lots of witnesses in case someone decides to get clever) or get fucked.

    Jesus Christ what a fucking idiot.

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  7. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    If you're doing multi thousand dollar deals with strangers on the street then you're an idiot who deserves to get robbed or arrested. End of.


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  8. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    ^ Definitely not a smooth operator and probably why he got caught and sent to prison. "Multi thousand" lmao.
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  9. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator ^ Definitely not a smooth operator and probably why he got caught and sent to prison. "Multi thousand" lmao.

    Despite what you might think drug deals are absolutely nothing like what you see in movies and TV shows.


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  10. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc Despite what you might think drug deals are absolutely nothing like what you see in movies and TV shows.


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    CASPER is a thick dolla big balla high rolla ayatollah and I value his opinion.

    By contrast, you are functionally retarded and I have literally zero value for your opinion.
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  11. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    ITT: Niggas who don't know about paper bags at the park
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  12. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator CASPER is a thick dolla big balla high rolla ayatollah and I value his opinion.

    They're not like Eminem videos either.


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  13. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc They're not like Eminem videos either.


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    Honestly I listened to a bunch of Eminem but the only video I ever remember watching was Stan.
  14. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    ITT: Niggas who still do not know about those damn paper bags at the park
  15. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG ITT: Niggas who still do not know about those damn paper bags at the park

    You better get back to pickin then ya fat faggot




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  16. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]


    Only you could be this dumb.
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Narc Wtf are you all talking about? If you're doing deals worth more than a couple of grand then you go to your local gym and pay a couple of the biggest lumps a 100 each to stay 5 yards behind you for the duration of the exchange. You get guaranteed security and they get 100 for a couple of minutes work. Win/win.


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    I mean in my experience, people dont give a fuck how big you are, and theyre not going to be deterred by big dudes. If they want something you have, either they are going to screw you out of it by common chicanery, or theyre going to stick a gun in your face and take it. Generally uncertainty on their part is a lot bigger deterrent than big dudes...or even a gun for that matter. A lot of these dudes dont give a fuck about getting punched. I certainly dont. My teeth are half chipped and chins all busted up anyway. Getting shot is slightly more undesireable, although Some people dont even care about being that- so long as they get to the hospital fast enough. What they DO care about is the prospect of getting rolled up.

    In any case I wouldnt want to bring a bunch of random dudes from the gym to a $30,000 drug deal. Thats just me tho. Ill take some basic fact finding and calling around + a busy spot to keep everyone honest any day of the week. My biggest deals went down in the bathroom at a buffalo wild wings rofl.
  18. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I.e. narc = DUMB ASS NIGGA
  19. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by CASPER I mean in my experience, people dont give a fuck how big you are, and theyre not going to be deterred by big dudes. If they want something you have, either they are going to screw you out of it by common chicanery, or theyre going to stick a gun in your face and take it. Generally uncertainty on their part is a lot bigger deterrent than big dudes…or even a gun for that matter. A lot of these dudes dont give a fuck about getting punched. I certainly dont. My teeth are half chipped and chins all busted up anyway. Getting shot is slightly more undesireable, although Some people dont even care about being that- so long as they get to the hospital fast enough. What they DO care about is the prospect of getting rolled up.

    In any case I wouldnt want to bring a bunch of random dudes from the gym to a $30,000 drug deal. Thats just me tho. Ill take some basic fact finding and calling around + a busy spot to keep everyone honest any day of the week. My biggest deals went down in the bathroom at a buffalo wild wings rofl.

    Are you serious? Thats dumb as fuck.


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  20. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Casper - Has always remained free

    Narc- Spent time locked up for drugs


    Casper >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> british pond scum
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