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  1. #21
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Bill Krozby that's awesome, they look just like you. Family is important.
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  2. #22
    Ghost Black Hole
    I'm gonna ask my dad for $222
  3. #23
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I apologized to them the night before easter because i love them and they are my parents. my dad said if I do everything the way he wants me to do it he will hook me up in a couple months with a new car. I hadn't spoke to my mom and dad in 6 months, but I'm glad they came to their sinces I love them and I think about them every day. I know that when i go to heaven i will see them there and they said they will see me there too. My poor old dad looks so old but I love him either way.

    What does he want you to do?
  4. #24
    Ghost Black Hole
    Open William bill Bill Krozbyby dogs
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  5. #25
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Wait, so he hasn't given you the car yet?
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby my dad said if I do everything the way he wants me to do it he will hook me up in a couple months with a new car.

    What a spoiled little MOON PERSON...lololol

    A REAL man isn't controlled by another no matter the "reward" (re: bribe)
  7. #27
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Please post your Dad's laugh, so we can compare.
  8. #28
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    You look nothing like either of them kdoz. This is all very suspicious. Are you adopted??
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  9. #29
    Originally posted by tee hee hee You look nothing like either of them kdoz. This is all very suspicious. Are you adopted??

    Good point..What did the milkman look like? can you post a pic of him.
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  10. #30
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by tee hee hee You look nothing like either of them kdoz. This is all very suspicious. Are you adopted??

    sure i do, but their older and fatter and wrinklier now. when they were younger they were both slim like me. plus im a hybrid/mutt. people to this day come up to me and ask me if im stevens brother. which i am
  11. #31
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Please post your Dad's laugh, so we can compare.

    his is pretty dorky as well. but mine i do for my videos is hammed up. my real laugh is more of a cackle than anything rather than a "har har har"
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  12. #32
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    70% truth, 40% troll

    8/10 for talking to your parents

    3/10 for troll

    Aren't you working? Why not buy your own car?
  13. #33
    y36mg motherfucker [our clonal flashy cusco]
    Mr. Cigarette is nice though.
  14. #34
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CASPER 70% truth, 40% troll

    8/10 for talking to your parents

    3/10 for troll

    Aren't you working? Why not buy your own car?

    because cars are really expensive. i bought my first car when i was 17 years old and my dad sold it when i told him im moving out, he got the pigs to recover it.

    i've bought several cars since then, but in december a drunk driver hit me while i was driving drunk. plus rent cost a lot of money. plus whats wrong with your parents helping you out every now and then? sorry but not sorry that your parents dont love you.

    and where do you get your "stats" from? definitely not a number cruncher, must be from out of your fatasshole
  15. #35
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby plus whats wrong with your parents helping you out every now and then? sorry but not sorry that your parents dont love you.

    Well the obvious answer is by your mid 20s you shouldn't be needing their help for basic items (in the 1st world) like transportation.

    Sorry not sorry you're a mooch with no self respect...you should be helping your aging parents out at this point, not the other way around.
  16. #36
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well the obvious answer is by your mid 20s you shouldn't be needing their help for basic items (in the 1st world) like transportation.

    Sorry not sorry you're a mooch with no self respect…you should be helping your aging parents out at this point, not the other way around.

    um no... millineals are at a huge disadvantage compared to the greedy baby boomers. they helped corrupt our society with feminism and political correctness and the whole "murican dream" and foreign wars.

    Are you by chance a functional retard? Seems like those vaccines did a number on your dumbass. Don't single me out here almost every memember of this god forsaken site has had help from their parents while in their 20's, but assclowns like you and casper want to turn around and say "hurrrr ur parents pay ur rent! eheheh!" with out actually knowing what their talking about. my father has only given me a thousand dollars at most in the last 10 years.

    sorry but not sorry that you're a fucking retard. NEXT!
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  17. #37
    Sorry not sorry you're triggered (and a mooch).
  18. #38
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sorry not sorry you're triggered.

    Sorry but not sorry that I'm actually not triggered. Sorry that you are though, not really though.

  19. #39
    That's rich coming from you, sorry not sorry for using your phrases.
  20. #40
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I'm a baby boomer, and I've fought for freedom and liberty every step of the way. Don't lump us all into the same basket.

    p.s still waiting for your Dad's laugh
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