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So THIS is what I'm dealing with regarding my temporary schizophrenic house guest...

  1. 2019-04-16 at 9:48 PM UTC
    #81
    Octavian motherfucker
    Fapping before gym was so worth it, goddamn explosion.
  2. 2019-04-16 at 9:48 PM UTC
    #82
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Isnt that Marges move in the Simpsons arcade game?

    FUCKING HIT ME LIKE AN INTRAVENOUS HIT OF NOSTALGIA.
  3. 2019-04-16 at 9:49 PM UTC
    #83
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. 2019-04-16 at 9:53 PM UTC
    #84
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Matt, you've been being super nice to me lately, I just really wish you could spread it out a bit more to the others around here.

    I've witnessed first hand how good a guy you can really be. I feel like if others saw it too, they'd appreciate it as much I do.

    Not trying to get wrapped up in WWIII here or anything, but just wanted to say that on the topic.
  5. 2019-04-16 at 9:56 PM UTC
    #85
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Octavian Fapping before gym was so worth it, goddamn explosion.

    I once read, or deduced/inferred on my own somehow, that watching porn (without jerking off) would lead to increased testosterone levels, so I literally started watching porn while working out (AT HOME THO, of course, not in a gym).

    It was kinda weird lifting weights around with a raging hard on. I didn't keep it up for long.
  6. 2019-04-16 at 10:03 PM UTC
    #86
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by gadzooks I once read, or deduced/inferred on my own somehow, that watching porn (without jerking off) would lead to increased testosterone levels, so I literally started watching porn while working out (AT HOME THO, of course, not in a gym).

    It was kinda weird lifting weights around with a raging hard on. I didn't keep it up for long.

    Yeah it does help. I took viagra once before gym. I always get tracers with them. If I don't bust a nut my fucking head feels like a swollen bell end
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  7. 2019-04-16 at 10:07 PM UTC
    #87
    Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by 🐿 You really need to shut the fuck up.

    You need to really find an beta who doesn't whine and cry over non-threatening people on the internet when he's living with you... he's pathetic. I guess when you have the interpersonal communication issues like you do...u had to settle for thirsty Larry.
  8. 2019-04-16 at 10:08 PM UTC
    #88
    Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by gadzooks Matt, you've been being super nice to me lately, I just really wish you could spread it out a bit more to the others around here.

    I've witnessed first hand how good a guy you can really be. I feel like if others saw it too, they'd appreciate it as much I do.

    Not trying to get wrapped up in WWIII here or anything, but just wanted to say that on the topic.

    I'll work on it, my friend. i do have my flaws. Sorry to pollute your thread.
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  9. 2019-04-16 at 10:31 PM UTC
    #89
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Give a compliment and the tides change. It's so easy.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. 2019-04-16 at 10:43 PM UTC
    #90
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Give a compliment and the tides change. It's so easy.

    He and I once had a ridiculous feud that lasted for months.

    He's been consistently decent with me, both publicly and in private communication, for the past while, so I will give him the benefit of the doubt that when he says he will work on it with others, he will.

    Of course, it could all be a ploy to garner the favor of some on here such as myself while still being able to treat everyone else like crap...

    But I'll extend him the same courtesy I extend everyone (including the clearly insane individual mentioned in the OP of this very thread).

    I give everyone a fair chance at first.

    No major regrets yet.
  11. 2019-04-16 at 10:44 PM UTC
    #91
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by gadzooks No major regrets yet.

    Had I woken up with half my hair singed off or something like that, it may have ended up being my absolute last straw though...

    After that, I'd have moved into the woods to live in a cabin or some shit.
  12. 2019-04-16 at 10:45 PM UTC
    #92
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You're lucky you didn't wake up in a warm bath with several of your major organs missing.
  13. 2019-04-16 at 11:05 PM UTC
    #93
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You're lucky you didn't wake up in a warm bath with several of your major organs missing.

    I have but one organ I value...

  14. 2019-04-16 at 11:09 PM UTC
    #94
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Schplew You need to really find an beta who doesn't whine and cry over non-threatening people on the internet when he's living with you… he's pathetic. I guess when you have the interpersonal communication issues like you do…u had to settle for thirsty Larry.

    You're the only bitch around here crying.
  15. 2019-04-16 at 11:18 PM UTC
    #95
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Gadzooks everything is going to be just fine.
  16. 2019-04-16 at 11:58 PM UTC
    #96
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by gadzooks And some us thought Phantasmagoria, mashlehash, and like half the rest of our regulars here were schizo…

    Maybe I should invite him here to help balance out the schizophrenia bell curve.

    You're bitch ass dad was schizophrenia. At least that's what I told your retarded mom when she asked why my dick felt so much bigger.
  17. 2019-04-17 at 12:06 AM UTC
    #97
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet You're bitch ass dad was schizophrenic. At least that's what I told your retarded mom when she asked why my dick felt so much bigger.

    Fixed. You simp
  18. 2019-04-17 at 12:10 AM UTC
    #98
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet You're bitch ass dad was schizophrenia. At least that's what I told your retarded mom when she asked why my dick felt so much bigger.

    Who da fuq are you?

  19. 2019-04-17 at 12:11 AM UTC
    #99
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    He's the motherfucker.
  20. 2019-04-17 at 2:05 AM UTC
    #100
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Fixed. You simp

    You forgot the part where I said you're instead of your
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