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So THIS is what I'm dealing with regarding my temporary schizophrenic house guest...

  1. 2019-04-16 at 6:03 AM UTC
    #41
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    if this nigga aint paying rent then he should gtfo
  2. 2019-04-16 at 6:06 AM UTC
    #42
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Nil if this nigga aint paying rent then he should gtfo

    He gives me money when he has it.

    His second day here he tossed me a hundred dollar bill, and then got me high (meth), and offered to clean my apartment.

    I have had loafers aplenty invade my home over the years...

    I have had thieves and criminals of all kinds...

    This guy is a polite, charming, fair, decent young man...

    He just happens to also have a compulsive desire to burn strangers' hair and to tie people to train tracks and watch them explode.

    Let me just tell you all that a B.A. in psychology did not prepare me for this... Heck, a PhD or an M.D. probably wouldn't.
  3. 2019-04-16 at 6:08 AM UTC
    #43
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Nil if this nigga aint paying rent then he should gtfo



    Originally posted by gadzooks He gives me money when he has it.

    His second day here he tossed me a hundred dollar bill, and then got me high (meth), and offered to clean my apartment.

    I have had loafers aplenty invade my home over the years…

    I have had thieves and criminals of all kinds…

    This guy is a polite, charming, fair, decent young man…

    He just happens to also have a compulsive desire to burn strangers' hair and to tie people to train tracks and watch them explode.

    Let me just tell you all that a B.A. in psychology did not prepare me for this… Heck, a PhD or an M.D. probably wouldn't.

    hope he doesn't squirt wasabi/mustard up your nose while you're asleep. that would be quite the rude awakening.
  4. 2019-04-16 at 6:16 AM UTC
    #44
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks I know I seem like a total tool right now hosting a gentleman with such… unique sadistic and sexual fantasies… at my home.

    But you all need to understand that he was the nicest and most sympathetic young man you'll ever meet.

    He went from Mr. Rogers a few weeks ago to Mr. Jack the Ripper last night.

    Tonight is officially the last night, but I am willing to take A CERTAIN DEGREE OF risk here.

    He hasn't killed me yet.

    Nearly three weeks he's been here.

    And you need to hear the guy IRL to really see why he seems so harmless.

    He apologizes at least a couple times an hour.

    He pays back debts when he owes them.

    He offers to help clean or grab you refreshments when he's out.

    He shares his drugs with you with no expectation of later compensation.

    He ticks just about every checkbox of a truly stands up guy.

    He just happens to also tick just about every checkbox of a psychotic, chainsaw wielding, maniacal, serial killer.

    ....hes sucking your dick is what's really going on here.
  5. 2019-04-16 at 6:18 AM UTC
    #45
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby hope he doesn't squirt wasabi/mustard up your nose while you're asleep. that would be quite the rude awakening.

    See, that right there... That's too specific to not be a "signature".

    You got some special insight into the mind of a real life serial killer?
  6. 2019-04-16 at 6:22 AM UTC
    #46
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by 🐿 ….hes sucking your dick is what's really going on here.

    Not exactly, BUT...

    You just kinda blew my mind because you got me wondering... If I'm duped this easily by a dude... A female serial killer would absolutely enslave me.

    And as hot as that might be, I have a moral obligation to not become a serial killer.

    It's my own personal lifestyle choice.

    I oppose the right to commit serial murder.

    Do not let the 69th amendment to the United States constitution pass!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. 2019-04-16 at 11:15 AM UTC
    #47
    Technologist victim of incest
    This:

    Originally posted by gadzooks > MRW u notice u have next generations' Jeffrey Dahmer or Ted Bundy sleeping on ur couch and u actually have foreknowledge of that fact…



    Then this:


    Originally posted by gadzooks Like… not talking TO ME about how much he hates Rihanna… He was talking TO HER… He talks to the TV… He talks to rappers and singers…

    It's fucking weird.


    Most serial killers are usually highly intelligent and not drug addicts. They wouldn’t get away with their elaborate plans if they were drugged out all the time.

    Still, get his ass outta there!
  8. 2019-04-16 at 11:24 AM UTC
    #48
    Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by gadzooks He gives me money when he has it.

    His second day here he tossed me a hundred dollar bill, and then got me high (meth), and offered to clean my apartment.

    I have had loafers aplenty invade my home over the years…

    I have had thieves and criminals of all kinds…

    This guy is a polite, charming, fair, decent young man…

    He just happens to also have a compulsive desire to burn strangers' hair and to tie people to train tracks and watch them explode.

    Let me just tell you all that a B.A. in psychology did not prepare me for this… Heck, a PhD or an M.D. probably wouldn't.

    Sounds like a great guy, actually. Give him the benefit of the doubt until you're shown otherwise.
  9. 2019-04-16 at 11:28 AM UTC
    #49
    Octavian motherfucker
    That rant was all about smelly vaginas, is he a misogynist with odor fear?
  10. 2019-04-16 at 1:02 PM UTC
    #50
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Sill waitin on pics of that 20yr old stoner chick you mentioned.
  11. 2019-04-16 at 1:28 PM UTC
    #51
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Gadzooks:

    "Oh, I'm TERRIBLE!"

    "tee hee"
  12. 2019-04-16 at 1:31 PM UTC
    #52
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Leave me outta this, dietp., or I'm gonna eat u.
  13. 2019-04-16 at 5:28 PM UTC
    #53
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    crikey
  14. 2019-04-16 at 5:36 PM UTC
    #54
    Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by 🐿 ….hes sucking your dick is what's really going on here.

    Some people don't look at life as transactionally as you do... you're the type of person... with all your wealth... u probably didn't even donate $1 to charity. Nothing worse than a stingy rich person.
  15. 2019-04-16 at 6:16 PM UTC
    #55
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Schplew Some people don't look at life as transactionally as you do… you're the type of person… with all your wealth… u probably didn't even donate $1 to charity. Nothing worse than a stingy rich person.

    Nope you ain't getting a free shopping spree at the hostess store, sorry blubs.
  16. 2019-04-16 at 6:21 PM UTC
    #56
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Sounds to me like you like it and encourage it.
  17. 2019-04-16 at 6:25 PM UTC
    #57
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    A background check might reveal what he's been capable of in the past. Have you heard stories otherwise? This might be a subject of semantic fixation, only violent ideation, or it could be more.
  18. 2019-04-16 at 7:55 PM UTC
    #58
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Do you still have your hair and are you having another slumber party tonight?
  19. 2019-04-16 at 7:58 PM UTC
    #59
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Do you still have your hair and are you having another slumber party tonight?

    I literally JUST finally got rid of him

    Fucking guy sleeps through everything... Loud music, vacuuming around him, cold fan air, his own phone ringing OVER AND OVER.

    Gone now, though, and NEVER... and I mean NEVER returning to my domicile again.

    And all my hair still in tact, miraculously.
  20. 2019-04-16 at 8:01 PM UTC
    #60
    Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Nope you ain't getting a free shopping spree at the hostess store, sorry blubs.

    Still pissed i saw ur girl naked plenty of times before you ever came along?👍
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