So THIS is what I'm dealing with regarding my temporary schizophrenic house guest...

1. 2019-04-16 at 8:01 PM UTC

   #61
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Schplew Still pissed i saw ur girl naked plenty of times before you ever came along?👍

   
   PROVE IT BIG BOY
2. 2019-04-16 at 8:05 PM UTC

   #62
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Schplew Still pissed i saw ur girl naked plenty of times before you ever came along?👍

   
   Matt you were an intros nerd. Why you lyin
3. 2019-04-16 at 8:19 PM UTC

   #63
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Matt you were an intros nerd. Why you lyin

   
   How does it feel to know that Zeke plugged your bitch with his big hog before you ever came along? That's why it feels like sliding a hotdog down a hallway...👍☺🙄
4. 2019-04-16 at 8:30 PM UTC

   #64
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   No female that let Zeke visit during his cross country magic mystery tour let him plug anything. Including Sherri. Those drugs got you on another planet, nigga.
5. 2019-04-16 at 8:36 PM UTC

   #65
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Schplew How does it feel to know that Zeke

   
   I wish that mother fucker was here right now to tell you to shut your goddamn ass up.
   
   Wrong nigga is gone.
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6. 2019-04-16 at 8:38 PM UTC

   #66
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by gadzooks I literally JUST finally got rid of him
   
   Fucking guy sleeps through everything… Loud music, vacuuming around him, cold fan air, his own phone ringing OVER AND OVER.
   
   Gone now, though, and NEVER… and I mean NEVER returning to my domicile again.
   
   And all my hair still in tact, miraculously.

   
   Just start beating people with the vacuum cleaner instead of vacuuming.
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7. 2019-04-16 at 8:52 PM UTC

   #67
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by ohfralala I wish that mother fucker was here right now to tell you to shut your goddamn ass up.
   
   Wrong nigga is gone.

   
   And you really don't give a flying fuck, so quit fronting, fat girl... don't be salty because ur sweet babes abandoned you.
8. 2019-04-16 at 9:03 PM UTC

   #68
   

   Krow African Astronaut
   Hair fire could be a euphemism for keeping you gaslit and thinking too much with gangstalkers..
9. 2019-04-16 at 9:13 PM UTC

   #69
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Schplew And you really don't give a flying fuck

   
   You’d get traded in for him in a heartbeat, but life doesn’t work the way it’s supposed to. The good ones die and we get stuck with stupid pieces of worthless ass mongoloid nigger fucking shit like you.
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10. 2019-04-16 at 9:24 PM UTC

    #70
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Schplew Still pissed i saw ur girl naked plenty of times before you ever came along?👍

    
    PICS!!!
    
    Squirrel's no longer talking to me anyway thanks to your dumbass.
11. 2019-04-16 at 9:25 PM UTC

    #71
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ohfralala Just start beating people with the vacuum cleaner instead of vacuuming.

    
    Isnt that Marges move in the Simpsons arcade game?
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12. 2019-04-16 at 9:26 PM UTC

    #72
    

    Schplew Houston

    Originally posted by ohfralala You’d get traded in for him in a heartbeat, but life doesn’t work the way it’s supposed to. The good ones die and we get stuck with stupid pieces of worthless ass mongoloid nigger fucking shit like you.

    
    I love the fact that you're so angry about it... gives me a huge sense of satisfaction. Life works just fine for me. 👍❤😁 sorry you don't have any qualities that attract males.
13. 2019-04-16 at 9:28 PM UTC

    #73
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Schplew I love the fact that you're so angry about it… gives me a huge sense of satisfaction. Life works just fine for me. 👍❤😁 sorry you don't have any qualities that attract males.

    
    Hey how well hung really are you? Asking for friend.
14. 2019-04-16 at 9:35 PM UTC

    #74
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by gadzooks See, that right there… That's too specific to not be a "signature".
    
    You got some special insight into the mind of a real life serial killer?

    
    Sure do. I've studied a lot of killers. Plus I'm extremely crazy and like to play with knives
15. 2019-04-16 at 9:36 PM UTC

    #75
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    KNIFE PARTY!!
16. 2019-04-16 at 9:37 PM UTC

    #76
    

    Schplew Houston

    Originally posted by mmQ Isnt that Marges move in the Simpsons
    
    

    Originally posted by mmQ Hey how well hung really are you? Asking for friend.

    
    8 inches by 4 inches… but I don't shave down there and I got pubic hair everywhere.. the length is accurate I may have overestimated on the circumference… but the circumference is at least three

17. 2019-04-16 at 9:37 PM UTC

    #77
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Schplew I love the fact that you're so angry about it… gives me a huge sense of satisfaction. Life works just fine for me. 👍❤😁 sorry you don't have any qualities that attract males.

    
    I’m not angry about my life. I’m angry Zeke is dead and you aren’t.
    
    You daft fucking faggot.
18. 2019-04-16 at 9:42 PM UTC

    #78
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Weeeeeeel pig fuckers!
19. 2019-04-16 at 9:42 PM UTC

    #79
    

    Schplew Houston

    Originally posted by ohfralala I’m not angry about my life. I’m angry Zeke is dead and you aren’t.
    
    You daft fucking faggot.

    
    Good. Let that anger rot your fat ass from the inside out...👍❤
20. 2019-04-16 at 9:45 PM UTC

    #80
    🐿 African Astronaut
    You really need to shut the fuck up.
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