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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Ghost I'm gonna be sober for the rest of the month.

    You said you've been sober all year. Question mark.
  2. Ghost Black Hole
    Yeah. I haven't done hard drugs all year and haven't smoked weed all month. I bought beer on zaint zattex (4 40oz old English) and I had one in my fridge all month that I just shared tonight with hts.

    She doesn't drink anymore either or do any drugs.

    It's weird.
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Ghost Yeah. I haven't done hard drugs all year and haven't smoked weed all month. I bought beer on zaint zattex (4 40oz old English) and I had one in my fridge all month that I just shared tonight with hts.

    She doesn't drink anymore either or do any drugs.

    It's weird.

    Lol. Youre as old and boring as the rest of us.

    Loooool. Fuckin loser.
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  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Stole a bottle of Vanilla Liqoure the other day just for the heck of it. I hate alcohol, i just want some excitement in my life man.
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    Sobriety is good but it's just filling the void.

    What to do.
  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Octavian Sobriety is good but it's just filling the void.

    What to do.

    Find out why the void is there in the first place and fix it with something real.
  7. Octavian motherfucker


    I can't stand these feminist fuck tards. As if a bunch of males are going be sat around drinking beer talking about their greatest rapes.

    Fucking kill yourselves already.
  8. Originally posted by Octavian

    I can't stand these feminist fuck tards. As if a bunch of males are going be sat around drinking beer talking about their greatest rapes.

    Fucking kill yourselves already.

    Too lazy to delete some words
  9. Have you ever shitted without wiping your assholr cuz you forgot?
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Octavian

    I can't stand these feminist fuck tards. As if a bunch of males are going be sat around drinking beer talking about their greatest rapes.

    Fucking kill yourselves already.

    Every morning when i get out of bed i brush my teeth, put a couple of socks in my boxers, put on my nicest suit, get an uber to work and call for a meeting of senior management. We discuss how we can best oppress minorities and women, especially minority women, for an hour or so and then get to it. We hoot and holler at all the female staff members, who are little more than glorified waitresses. Company policy is to make them wear the scampyiest outfits we can legally get away with and we have them fetch us coffee, and sandwiches all day. But not on Friday afternoon, no, we have them fetch our beers on Fridays.
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  11. Octavian motherfucker
    Good work
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Octavian Good work

    It ain't much, but it's an honest living.
  13. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian

    I can't stand these feminist fuck tards. As if a bunch of males are going be sat around drinking beer talking about their greatest rapes.

    Fucking kill yourselves already.

    That's her point: those rapists aren't caught.
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  14. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Octavian Thinking about getting one of these what do you think?


    How does it stay on? Butt plugged ?
  15. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency How does it stay on? Butt plugged ?

    It's supported by buttock friction
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator That's her point: those rapists aren't caught.

    I still think it's a stupid sign.

    It's like saying "why do men all know a man who's been robbed or jumped, but no women know a robber?"

    People- most of the time-don't talk about crimes they've committed. Especially ones they know they'd be shamed for,

    For all the talk about the "rape culture" in this country, ive heard people to admit to MAJOR crimes, but I've never heard someone admit to rape. Why? Because they know they won't get any points for it. No one is going to tell a friend about a rape, and expect to hear "Damn. U one cold blooded niqquh my niqquh." It's off the table. People will turn you in or just stop being friends with you in general if they knew something like that.
  17. Sigh
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER I always liked him because I have a soft spot in my heart for drug addicted, awkward, socially inept beta weirdos. Thems my people.

    Now I see that he's still snorting his fucking meds in rehab like a retard.

    I mean why go to all that trouble of rehab and groups and talking and steps and hygiene? Just go pick up a bag of meth and only do like…. .2 a day. Should be chill.


    And then like….you can do rehab at home just as well as you can in some random building somewhere. Just do the lines in your room, and feel the rehabilitation wash over you.

    How is this dude in rehab for like years and years LMAO making no progress in life.
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  19. uoi just kuoinda wish you werre gaay

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