2019-04-12 at 10:19 AM UTC
Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
WHO CARES WHAT YOU ATE
NONE OF YOUR FOOD HAS BEEN INTO FUCKING ORBIT.
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2019-04-12 at 12:22 PM UTC
Today I've eaten 1 bowl of tomato soup and 2 slices of whole meal bread. I can already feel the fat burning off me.
2019-04-12 at 12:35 PM UTC
nothing.
..and, I'm a grumpy-ass'd grouchy viper, apparently.
2019-04-12 at 12:37 PM UTC
Ahhhhhhh, Viper, so sexy🥰
Good mornin Purdy. Get some food in ya. Not that I’m one to talk, I’ve only been pumping in the caffeine so far.
2019-04-12 at 12:38 PM UTC
27 MDMA pills, a gram of meth, 2 billion dollars, 3 peppers off lanny, and an english muffin
2019-04-12 at 12:41 PM UTC
You ate 2 billion dollars. Pump that stomach STAT!
2019-04-12 at 2:15 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Oatmeal with apple sauce and a bananer coffee (milk + sweetner)
Im gonna slip out on my break and go buy a diet dr pepper :)
2019-04-12 at 7:18 PM UTC
Had storms and a cold front roll through last night. I just made the last pot of chili for the season and I'm eating a bowl right now.
2019-04-12 at 11:34 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
3 chicken tenders and a bite of a starbucks sausage n cheddar,, but right now Rick is cookin up a couple of new york strip steaks,, bout an inch thick with mashed taters
2019-04-13 at 12:08 AM UTC
Pole got a job and him n his husband are KANGZ
2019-04-13 at 12:09 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
ida stole YO HO if she hadnt shown so much interest in stealin Ricky from me.
2019-04-13 at 12:12 AM UTC
You was gonna have her up in da camper kitchen instead of pretty ricki?
2019-04-13 at 12:14 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
everbody want to take my ricky away.
2019-04-13 at 12:14 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
fuckin lala even said she wanted him to come live with her
2019-04-13 at 12:16 AM UTC
He a pretty good cook man?
2019-04-13 at 12:18 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
yap nigga, he cooks better than ur momma
2019-04-13 at 12:21 AM UTC
Na fool my gma and mamma had fried taters that would make you smack ricki's plate off your fold out kitchen table