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What have you eaten today?

  1. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    WHO CARES WHAT YOU ATE

    NONE OF YOUR FOOD HAS BEEN INTO FUCKING ORBIT.


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  2. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mashlehash How much do you weigh?

    210lbs
  3. Octavian motherfucker
    Today I've eaten 1 bowl of tomato soup and 2 slices of whole meal bread. I can already feel the fat burning off me.
  4. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    nothing.


    ..and, I'm a grumpy-ass'd grouchy viper, apparently.
  5. Technologist victim of incest
    Ahhhhhhh, Viper, so sexy🥰

    Good mornin Purdy. Get some food in ya. Not that I’m one to talk, I’ve only been pumping in the caffeine so far.
  6. 27 MDMA pills, a gram of meth, 2 billion dollars, 3 peppers off lanny, and an english muffin
  7. Technologist victim of incest
    You ate 2 billion dollars. Pump that stomach STAT!
  8. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Ahhhhhhh, Viper, so sexy🥰

    Good mornin Purdy. Get some food in ya. Not that I’m one to talk, I’ve only been pumping in the caffeine so far.

    g'morning Techy

    I'll be able to get something in my tummy here soon. I'm so hungry... don't know what I'm gonna eat, tho. :/
  9. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Oatmeal with apple sauce and a bananer coffee (milk + sweetner)

    Im gonna slip out on my break and go buy a diet dr pepper :)
  10. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Had storms and a cold front roll through last night. I just made the last pot of chili for the season and I'm eating a bowl right now.
  11. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III 27 MDMA pills, a gram of meth, 2 billion dollars, 3 peppers off lanny, and an english muffin

    WHY U LYIN
  12. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    3 chicken tenders and a bite of a starbucks sausage n cheddar,, but right now Rick is cookin up a couple of new york strip steaks,, bout an inch thick with mashed taters
  13. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Pole got a job and him n his husband are KANGZ
  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    ida stole YO HO if she hadnt shown so much interest in stealin Ricky from me.
  15. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    You was gonna have her up in da camper kitchen instead of pretty ricki?
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    everbody want to take my ricky away.
  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    fuckin lala even said she wanted him to come live with her
  18. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    He a pretty good cook man?
  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    yap nigga, he cooks better than ur momma
  20. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Na fool my gma and mamma had fried taters that would make you smack ricki's plate off your fold out kitchen table
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