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  1. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Kinda like biting into a rotten pussy eh?
  2. Originally posted by Common De-mominator There's no such thing as bad pizza.

    Think again.

    A black guy I worked with used to tell us how at his last job (A pizza job) he would fuck the black girl there up on the table where they made the pizzas...and then carry on making them without washing it down.

    That's a spicy meatball.
  3. Instigator Space Nigga
    Originally posted by DietPiano thats gross man

    M8

    It cost £1, I didnt have to make it..I didnt have to ring dominoes or whoever...I was drunk so it tasted ok I suppose.

    A whole pound for a meal for the night was good.

    Had it a bit for.breakfast.left over aswell.
  4. Originally posted by 🐿 Kinda like biting into a rotten pussy eh?

    You decide! Here is the offending item of filth.

  5. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Looks like a rotten butthole instead...
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Or a large spider that crawled under the dough just before it went into the oven.
  7. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Or a large spider that crawled under the dough just before it went into the oven.

    It's an apple.

    Are your eyes failing you, old man?
  8. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by 🐿 Looks like a rotten butthole instead…

    Lol
  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator It's an apple.

    Are your eyes failing you, old man?

    Just joking, fucker. Settle your junie buns.
  10. Instigator Space Nigga
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Technologist victim of incest
    Hand over the chicken and no one gets hurt!
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I ate sliced chicken with brown gravy and mashed potatoes with butter, with baby carrots on the side.
  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    starbucks sausage and chedder bfast samich,
    3 chicken tenders with honey mustard,
    a Swiss roll, and right now Rick is cookin up a couple of 3/4 lb burgers and a Batch of mack n cheese
  14. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Just joking, fucker. Settle your junie buns.

    Joking = misidentifying food

    Was this funny during your youth in the 1840s?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Instigator

    get ur cigs from polish shop too?
  16. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Who's paying?
  17. Most of a stuffed crust pizza
  18. Originally posted by Jυicebox Most of a stuffed crust pizza

    thats exactly what i had last night and finished up this morning.

    pineapple crush is delicious.
  19. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    carne asada burrito
  20. Instigator Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Grylls get ur cigs from polish shop too?

    Nah its a premier shop but they polish beer

    Zywiec and most of the others I cant remember
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