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  1. #81
    šŸæ African Astronaut
    I'm pretty negative about life lately.
  2. #82
    CandyRein Black Hole
    I get that way too sometimes I think we all do but I try to tell myself like no matter how bad things are for me in my mind I know thereā€™s many people with less or going through even more chit that would love to trade places with me .. Youā€™re an amazing woman pretty lady


    Ot

    I have an extremely addictive personality... and it kinda sux because I canā€™t try any drugs other than weed because if I like it Iā€™ll most definitely end up strung tf out lol
    Not that I have like a want to try other drugs because I genuinely donā€™t but if I did maybe like at a party wanted to ya know idk

    But I canā€™t risk being any other type of Head other than a pot :/



    And if I like a song a lot ..ill listen to it like 20xs in a row
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  3. #83
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I held my bff tonight and she cried hard , harder than I've felt anyone cry before. Her dad died 3 months ago and I know shes struggling with so much shit. What I hate is that I didnt have the awesome cure all to say to her. She wants to give up. I'm like, so do i, but we dont.

    We dont give up. Everything sucks sometimes but we dont give up. Tomorrow is new. Things CAN get better.

    And I say that realizing the cliche . It must be true though. Awesome days are awesome and we xant forget them, despite our shit days and feelings of wanting to just give up- being too tired, too complacent, too "JUST DONE WITH EVERYTHING."

    Feeling like you cant go on is one of the shittiest feelings experience but its thankfully usually a feeling that is fleeting and stands for something more, because we all go on. If you're alive, you go.
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  4. #84
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ I held my bff tonight and she cried hard , harder than I've felt anyone cry before. Her dad died 3 months ago and I know shes struggling with so much shit. What I hate is that I didnt have the awesome cure all to say to her. She wants to give up. I'm like, so do i, but we dont.

    We dont give up. Everything sucks sometimes but we dont give up. Tomorrow is new. Things CAN get better.

    And I say that realizing the cliche . It must be true though. Awesome days are awesome and we xant forget them, despite our shit days and feelings of wanting to just give up- being too tired, too complacent, too "JUST DONE WITH EVERYTHING."

    Feeling like you cant go on is one of the shittiest feelings experience but its thankfully usually a feeling that is fleeting and stands for something more, because we all go on. If you're alive, you go.

    I always tell women to "be strong because I know they are" even when I'm unsure if they really are. It seems to work but it backfired once when a girl said she knew she wasn't and ended up going off on drugs. I bet knowing you're there for her makes her feel stronger Mr. Q. Things will get easier with time, they always do
  5. #85
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Look, I'm not a hateful person or anythingā€“I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

    Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, tooā€“big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.

    Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock."

    I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I've got a real problem.

    Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock!

    What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?

    Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.

    I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?

    It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wifeā€“even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about.

    Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.

    I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?

    I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measuresā€“like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.
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  6. #86
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    How long did you spend thinking about cocks today, aldra?
  7. #87
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    about 12 inches
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  8. #88
    HTS highlight reel
    I pretty consistently think of the "right thing" somewhere between 2 minutes and a decade after I've already done the wrong thing.
  9. #89
    we like shitting but we dont like it enough to give ourselves diarrhea on purpose.
  10. #90
    šŸæ African Astronaut
    I hate everyone and everything.
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  11. #91
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by šŸæ I hate everyone and everything.

  12. #92
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by šŸæ I hate everyone and everything.

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  13. #93
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I expect people to "get me". Get real. Dumbass gadget cuck! Trwizn trains trains omg trains

    Trains
    Trains

    Trains

    I'm just a gadget.

    Faget

    ?
  14. #94
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mmQ I expect people to "get me". Get real. Dumbass gadget cuck! Trwizn trains trains omg trains

    Trains
    Trains

    Trains

    I'm just a gadget.

    Faget

    ?

    What ?
  15. #95
    Technologist victim of incest
    Thatā€™s what she/me said!
  16. #96
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just tapped my own chest and I think I have chest cancer in that my taps hurt a little bit rather than just felt unhirtful. Doesn't matter. Drunk MQ flies away!!!!@@!
  17. #97
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *flies back*
  18. #98
    Technologist victim of incest
    Whereā€™s ma damn fly swatter? I know itā€™s around here somewhere!
  19. #99
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fly is back =/= flies back.

    I know you know that. I'm being dumb. Hi bye why try ??

    :)
    I AM NOT a MOSQUITO
  20. Technologist victim of incest
    As long as you are flying, I am swatting!
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