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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by 🐿 My what?

    I haven't had catfish in a while. Please make sure you have freshly squeezed lemon.👍❤
  2. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung 🤣😂 she must have taken your virginity, the way you prop her up like a goddess, Beta Bob. You stink of desperation, douchebag. 👍😃

    Desperation is hiding in bushes, creepin on a woman who served you with a ex parte.
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  3. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Matt hittin that schizo pipe with iron lungs and three lighters
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  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Positive. Don't read my posts poleflat.

    go lay down!
  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I love Max from 2 broke girls, she's so sexy to me but I feel like if I got a chance to meet her I would just be staring at her lipstick in horror. Would she be the same character without it tho? I don't think she would.



    Originally posted by DontTellEm I love Max from 2 broke girls, she's so sexy to me but I feel like if I got a chance to meet her I would just be staring at her lipstick in horror. Would she be the same character without it tho? I don't think she would.

    this would be the one of the few times I agree with you
  6. Technologist victim of incest
    Today is the first day of my 8 day vacation💫💥💥⚡️💫
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I love Max from 2 broke girls, she's so sexy to me but I feel like if I got a chance to meet her I would just be staring at her lipstick in horror. Would she be the same character without it tho? I don't think she would.

    That's Kat Dennings, right?

    My God, she is a beautiful, beautiful woman.

    She is a Goddess and an Angel, descended to our sinful and imperfect material realm as a gift from God himself for thousands of years of loyal devotion.

    She will have enriched every human life that has had the pleasure of gazing upon her infinite beauty.

    She fills my heart with the purest love; my loins with the fieriest passion.

    It is written in the stars that she and I will one day make holy communion and I will achieve a status reserved exclusively for only the highest echelons of theological entities.

  8. Manly.
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  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    See the halo?



    Confirmed angel.
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  10. faggot Yung Blood
    lubricated
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Frikn exhausted on my break ... but it’s goin smooth despite the short staff ... it’s ok because this is when I shine ...I literally turn into a frikn machine !
    And the department heads are super catering when we’re short like this and overly nice lmao 😋
  12. Octavian motherfucker
    Fucking migraine since 4pm. 😔
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  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Feel better soon Oct
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  14. Octavian motherfucker
    It's far too long too be a normal headache. I've drastically reduced my sugar intake so I'm hoping it's just withdrawal from that. Had half an easter egg in the hopes of it subsiding.
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  15. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Excited
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian It's far too long too be a normal headache. I've drastically reduced my sugar intake so I'm hoping it's just withdrawal from that. Had half an easter egg in the hopes of it subsiding.

    That’s exactly what it sounds like to me , sugar withdrawals

    Lmao@ half an Easter egg
    I hope it worked Oct


    Ot

    So today was crazy ... I was basically the only one working on my whole wing tonight ..they sent two people for a couple hours who basically they could have kept

    My bosses kept telling me I rock and it felt so good inside because I Legit wanted to call off today

    And the patients were even telling me I’m a hard worker

    I take great pride in working hard but sometimes I over work myself but If I called off they would have been in a bad bad situation... I’m glad it all worked out

    Something funny I just thought about.. whenever I want to call off and get to work someone always says something extremely meaningful , insightful or just super fuqn nice to me ....and I’m like in my head saying;
    I’m glad I didn’t call in 😋


    And it’s Friday night so I’m most definitely about to get LIT 🙃
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  17. Originally posted by CandyRein That’s exactly what it sounds like to me , sugar withdrawals

    Lmao@ half an Easter egg
    I hope it worked Oct


    Ot

    So today was crazy … I was basically the only one working on my whole wing tonight ..they sent two people for a couple hours who basically they could have kept

    My bosses kept telling me I rock and it felt so good inside because I Legit wanted to call off today

    And the patients were even telling me I’m a hard worker

    I take great pride in working hard but sometimes I over work myself but If I called off they would have been in a bad bad situation… I’m glad it all worked out

    Something funny I just thought about.. whenever I want to call off and get to work someone always says something extremely meaningful , insightful or just super fuqn nice to me ….and I’m like in my head saying;
    I’m glad I didn’t call in 😋


    And it’s Friday night so I’m most definitely about to get LIT 🙃

    conduct unbecoming of a negrow.
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Shaddap Vinny

    Ot

    Ready for lunch I’m frikn starving right now 😋
  19. Octavian motherfucker
    Candy, Zooks is letting me crash his sometime this year, probs back end of summer, fancy hosting me for a few dayz?
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