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  1. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Gross.
  2. You think so?
  3. DontTellEm Black Hole
    I love Max from 2 broke girls, she's so sexy to me but I feel like if I got a chance to meet her I would just be staring at her lipstick in horror. Would she be the same character without it tho? I don't think she would.
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  4. Sancho Tuskegee Airman
    Very fuckable❀️
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao
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  6. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by DietPiano You think so?

    Ur assuming I think about it at all.
    I'm not frabra bro, so just move along.
  7. Sancho Tuskegee Airman
    Star sweetheart god knows I deserve itπŸ˜‡
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    You so dang crazy πŸ˜‹

    Ot

    I’m feeling pretty good this morning
    Wanna go to Planet fitness today
    Few of my coworkers met up there after work last night for massages and tans...
    I was invited but didn’t go

    Now I want a massage .. I’m good on the tan

    ❀️
  9. Octavian motherfucker
    Think I'll have a fat dose of fresh air n go the gym for a swim.
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  10. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    A bit down so I'm doing my positive affirmations: "I am a strong, independent, beautiful woman. My life is within my control."
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  11. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee A bit down so I'm doing my positive affirmations: "I am a strong, independent, beautiful woman. My life is within my control."

    Does it work?
  12. Originally posted by tee hee hee A bit down so I'm doing my positive affirmations: "I am a strong, independent, beautiful woman. My life is within my control."

    Thinking about fluffy bunny shit doesn't fix stuff...being positive is being negative.
  13. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by DontTellEm My lips are getting chapped cuz it's cold as fuck in here & I lick my lips a lot, cuz I hate the feeling of lipstick or gloss or chapstick. It weirds me out. I like it on other ppl, just not me.



    You don't draw blood when giving BJs with those lips, do you?

    Are you up on all of your vaccinations?
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by 🐿 Does it work?

    how fat are u these days?
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    peachy
  16. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung how fat are u these days?

    Large Marge baybee.
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by 🐿 Large Marge baybee.

    People love your Bombasaurus Rexes.πŸ‘
  18. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung People love your Bombasaurus Rexes.πŸ‘

    My what?
  19. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Matt you'd give up carbs for life just to watch a horror movie with her
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Matt you'd give up carbs for life just to watch a horror movie with her

    πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ she must have taken your virginity, the way you prop her up like a goddess, Beta Bob. You stink of desperation, douchebag. πŸ‘πŸ˜ƒ
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