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  1. #21
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RisiR I take my index finger and press the flush button. Sometimes up to three times because I take huge shits.

    Flush BUTTON? At your house? Dang son. I wish you knew how to post pictures so I could see this fancy flush button of years. We still have stupid boring primitive handles here. Lucky duck.

    side note: I guess most public bathrooms have upgraded to motion sensor flushing technology, which I find more annoying than just having a button or a handle. I like to stand up to wipe my ass so the flusher always goes off before I've put the first piece of soiled toilet paper into the bowl.
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  2. #22
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Do you have the kind of toilet where there's the half flush and full flush button?

    Here in 'murica every flush is a full flush because freedom
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Lanny Do you have the kind of toilet where there's the half flush and full flush button?

    Here in 'murica every flush is a full flush because freedom

    Yea but I press both at the same time. Gangster for life.
  4. #24
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lanny Do you have the kind of toilet where there's the half flush and full flush button?

    Here in 'murica every flush is a full flush because freedom

    Wouldn't freedom mean having the option to half flush OR full flush? -Buzz Killington
  5. #25
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Freedom means fuck water I'll flush a full flush whenever I want because only communists conserve things.
  6. #26
    Do you think this will become a trending hashtag?

    #flushtwiceforfreedom
    #flushtwiceforAfrica
    #fuckAfrica
  7. #27
    I have done very little drugs lately as well. I've drank next to nothing lately, quit cigarettes a week ago, taken far less Ritalin and concerts and just smoked weed and taken the occasional opiate. No cigs, coke and drinking while getting offered it constantly is the big thing. I feel the pedestrian vices wear me out and give me a bad lifestyle. Smoking weed and popping pills are literally what I will be doing until I die so mitigating the damage of other vices is probably a good idea
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  8. #28
    Originally posted by yum I have done very little drugs lately as well. I've drank next to nothing lately, quit cigarettes a week ago, taken far less Ritalin and concerts and just smoked weed and taken the occasional opiate. No cigs, coke and drinking while getting offered it constantly is the big thing. I feel the pedestrian vices wear me out and give me a bad lifestyle. Smoking weed and popping pills are literally what I will be doing until I die so mitigating the damage of other vices is probably a good idea

    You are sooooo cool with your Hollywood lifestyle. Haha.
  9. #29
    I call it running out. Then I get more.
  10. #30
    Drugs piss me the fuck off. I can't even enjoy getting high anymore. This is the worst thing I could ever imagine and here I am.

  11. #31
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RisiR Drugs piss me the fuck off. I can't even enjoy getting high anymore. This is the worst thing I could ever imagine and here I am.

    Why?

    Haha, loser!

    Is it anxiety or excessive psychedelic/schizomimetic effects? High CBD (That's verified for its legitimacy, not simply going on the opinions of others.) would definitely be something to try, even if you've tried it in the past.

    You could also try sublingually dosing vinpocetine with pregnenolone. Or Rimonabant, a CB1 inverse agonist, to upregulate your receptors.

    There's a good chance that your irresponsible excessive use are what lead to this. This is what happens when you use drugs like nigger. Fuck hip hop and rap!
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  12. #32
    Just temporary. I'm high as fuck right now and content with the situation.
  13. #33
    I've thought about Rimonabant but I doubt it would do me any good if I continued exogenous Cannabinoid intake looking at it's mechanism of action.
  14. #34
    bling bling Dark Matter
    today u r a noob

    Post last edited by bling bling at 2016-11-28T21:38:58.269482+00:00
  15. #35
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by mmQ Me too. Not even a cig. Sunday is a good day of recovery. I of course got so trashed yesterday that I fell back into my towel bar in my bathroom and bent the shit out of it, which I've discovered myself having done no less than 10 times over the course of several months. 'Oopsy daisy!

    LOL I fell off the toilet last week and fucked up my bad shoulder.
  16. #36
    DO you do speed or meth
  17. #37
    Are you questioning me, faggot?
  18. #38
    hey fuck you

  19. #39
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by AngryOnion LOL I fell off the toilet last week and fucked up my bad shoulder.

    :)

    Most every weekend I get shit-housed on TC and wake up to discover a bunch of little mysteries that I have to piece together. The towel bar is pretty common, as are the random bruises and sore spots on my body. I usually just sit my empties around me on the floor while I'm drinking and often times I'll find a bunch of them completely crushed indicating that I took a hard tumble onto them.

    I mean, I'm well past the point of denying I'm an alcoholic. I drink to excess and black out nearly every time. It's not even a big deal to me anymore. I remember the very first time I blacked out I was probably 17 or so and discovered I had drove home from my friends house (only about a half mile away on residential streets but still). I was just astounded, like 'how did I drive if I was blacked out, I don't remember that?!?!' Now it's like a surprise if I DON'T black out. Ha.

    But yes, the mysteries. Two weekends ago I actually found my entire microwave laying on the floor and like 7 or 8 pizza rolls laying on my kitchen floor, out of the 15 or so that come in a pack. I have left my oven on at least twice, once with an entire pizza in it waking up to an apt full of smoke and a pitch black pizza in the oven. I had taken my smoke alarms out well before this time so I never knew. It was pretty funny cracking my porch door and watching the smoke roll out.

    Panny had a good mystery discovering his toilet handle was completely removed from the toilet. We still haven't figured that one out but the running theory is that he drunkenly missed pushing it with his hand, became extremely infuriated and ended up drop kicking the hell out of it.

    Tee-hee
  20. #40
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    You're a fucking degenerate, MQ. Your mother would put you in rehab if she could.
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