2016-11-28 at 12:31 AM UTC
Does this arrouse you, Meyers?
2016-11-28 at 12:34 AM UTC
I think I'll start wearing a Burka so people leave me alone. I can also do all kinds of shady things without being recognizable.
It's like being a modern day ninja without climbing walls.
2016-11-28 at 1:13 AM UTC
I've seriously considered that. I even wore a face mask a few times, but rapidly reached the conclusion that the increased attention from others/eyes directed at you and self-conscious made it the worse alternative.
Although I do think a highly realistic silicone mask (e.g. SPFX Masks) could be a viable alternative.
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2016-11-28 at 1:26 AM UTC
Just a regular old ass Burka will do it for me. I'm 6'1, 250lbs, silverback genetics. Nobody will talk to me.
2016-11-28 at 2:07 AM UTC
They’ll still look at you, whisper and talk. Maybe you’ll even run into some neo-nazis one day. That would be great.
2016-11-28 at 2:08 AM UTC
Man, can you imagine how good the footage would be if it was a serious fight?
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2016-11-28 at 2:35 AM UTC
That would be awesome, well, depending on how many Nazis, lol.
Anyway, I'd definitely greet them with a proud "SIEG HEIL, KAMERADEN!"
2016-11-28 at 3:41 AM UTC
those ridiculous table cloth garbs are great...they make it easier to focus on whom to make fun of in public.
ive repeatedly called them 'ninjas' and made annoying chinese noises at them yet have never had one respond.
2016-11-29 at 8:20 PM UTC
I find hijabs sexy as fuck.