The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

1. 2016-11-29 at 7:50 AM UTC

   #5721
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Man I love winter, wish these cold nights could go on forever.
2. 2016-11-29 at 8:12 AM UTC

   #5722
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Do you own a kotatsu? Concept is pretty simple, could be a good diy project.
3. 2016-11-29 at 8:14 AM UTC

   #5723
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Lanny Man I love winter, wish these cold nights could go on forever.

   
   You. Me. Bearskin rug. Hot cocoa. Crackling fireplace. Yanni. Box of Franzia. Passionate sexual relations. Tears. Laughter. More tears. Regret. Shame. Suicide.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra, 
   • Sophie
4. 2016-11-29 at 8:16 AM UTC

   #5724
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   I actually had a thought about using Lanny as a bodypillow during the same scenario, mius everything after the fireplace.
5. 2016-11-29 at 8:19 AM UTC

   #5725
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   damn, hoes be all up on my dick tonight
6. 2016-11-29 at 8:28 AM UTC

   #5726
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I bought a 2 dollar bag of generic cool ranch doritos and found a big clump of tortilla shit, the likes of which I have never seen in a bag of chips. Not cool.
   
   
   
   
7. 2016-11-29 at 8:33 AM UTC

   #5727
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Man, food is fucking great while high. Managed to make it to the store. I actually decided to fast instead of go outside for a day or two.
   
   I thought that was a nugget of weed at first.
8. 2016-11-29 at 9:11 AM UTC

   #5728
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I wish. Wait. Maybe it is?! Gonna smoke it and find out. :D
   
   
9. 2016-11-29 at 10:03 AM UTC

   #5729
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Nope. Not weed.
10. 2016-11-29 at 11:47 AM UTC

    #5730
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Malice smokes Botrytis, lol.
11. 2016-11-29 at 11:55 AM UTC

    #5731
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You are also Natalie.
12. 2016-11-29 at 7:10 PM UTC

    #5732
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by mmQ I bought a 2 dollar bag of generic cool ranch doritos and found a big clump of tortilla shit, the likes of which I have never seen in a bag of chips. Not cool.
    
    

    
    I don't know what's better, the fact that your photos still have timestamps or that the way you shooped the picture.
13. 2016-11-29 at 11:32 PM UTC

    #5733
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hacker holds San Francisco railway to ransom, demands 100 bitcoins
    [link]http://bravenewcoin.com/news/hacker-holds-san-francisco-subway-to-ransom-demands-100-bitcoins/[/link]
    
    

    The FBI states that, “the easiest thing may be to just pay the ransom.” Joseph Bonavolonta, FBI Assistant Special Agent in Charge of the Cyber and Counterintelligence Program, said “The ransomware is that good… To be honest, we often advise people just to pay the ransom.”

    
    Hahaha, I did not expect that. I actually expected there to be a law against paying ransoms, at least for certain agencies/people. This is good to know...
14. 2016-11-29 at 11:38 PM UTC

    #5734
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Why in holy fuck would they admit that in a press release? Fucking christ.
    
    The FBI, cops, etc aren't as intelligent as they come across in TV shows. Makes sense, I guess the criminals aren't either.
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    • aldra
15. 2016-11-30 at 12:13 AM UTC

    #5735
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I know, right? That quote keeps cracking me up.
16. 2016-11-30 at 12:52 AM UTC

    #5736
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I am the morning sun. I am the winter.
17. 2016-11-30 at 1:55 AM UTC

    #5737
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I only came back to post in Mark's funeral thread, anyway. What am I doing?!
18. 2016-11-30 at 2:03 AM UTC

    #5738
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    fill the void
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    • The Self Taught Man
19. 2016-11-30 at 2:21 AM UTC

    #5739
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    
20. 2016-11-30 at 3:31 AM UTC

    #5740
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    100 BTC really is peanuts compared to a day of lost muni fares. It's probably more a matter of time than anything else.