The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-03-28 at 9:07 AM UTC

   #1121
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
   and you're a real faggot
2. 2019-03-28 at 9:10 AM UTC

   #1122
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   And you're a Platonic dicksucker.
3. 2019-03-28 at 9:11 AM UTC

   #1123
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
   Aristotle can go suck a dick
4. 2019-03-28 at 9:13 AM UTC

   #1124
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   You are the archetypical form of a homo
5. 2019-03-28 at 10:06 AM UTC

   #1125
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator You are the archetypical form of a homo

   
   and you're an indiscriminate piece of chaos
6. 2019-03-28 at 10:40 AM UTC

   #1126
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Alright I've had my fun
   
   Going back to this account now
7. 2019-03-28 at 11:06 AM UTC

   #1127
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
   give me blood
8. 2019-03-28 at 11:09 AM UTC

   #1128
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Are you sure? It's currently full of destroyed muscle tissue
9. 2019-03-28 at 11:16 AM UTC

   #1129
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by Jυicebox Are you sure? It's currently full of destroyed muscle tissue

   
   ill be the determinator of that
10. 2019-03-28 at 11:17 AM UTC

    #1130
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Here you go, enjoy kidney failure
11. 2019-03-28 at 11:51 AM UTC

    #1131
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Here you go, enjoy kidney failure

    
    my kidneys are kosher as fuck
12. 2019-03-28 at 11:55 AM UTC

    #1132
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Not if you use that blood they won't be
13. 2019-03-28 at 11:56 AM UTC

    #1133
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Are you sure? It's currently full of destroyed muscle tissue

    
    I thought rhabdo would kill you without dialysis?
14. 2019-03-28 at 12 PM UTC

    #1134
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Had the worst fucking dream last night I ran some girl over. I blame that cheese I ate before bed. It felt so real.
15. 2019-03-28 at 12:13 PM UTC

    #1135
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by Octavian Had the worst fucking dream last night I ran some girl over. I blame that cheese I ate before bed. It felt so real.

    
    i had a dream my dick was made of mushrooms
16. 2019-03-28 at 12:25 PM UTC

    #1136
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Welcome back jizzbox
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Grylls, 
    • The Self Taught Man
17. 2019-03-28 at 12:56 PM UTC

    #1137
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Welcome back jizzbox

    
    fuck you i never left
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
18. 2019-03-28 at 1:02 PM UTC

    #1138
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box fuck you i never left

    
    neither have the jizz stains i left in yo girls bed
19. 2019-03-28 at 1:07 PM UTC

    #1139
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian Had the worst fucking dream last night I ran some girl over. I blame that cheese I ate before bed. It felt so real.

    
    I thought death was imminent last night. I use to think they were seizures, but I think it's sleep paralysis combined with the most extreme kind of nerve pain I experience. Before and right after I woke up with a scream, it felt like the fluid in my brainstem was boiling. It happened because I fell alseep on my back, which invariably causes sleep paralysis, plus the outside door was open, making it extremely cold and forboding in my dream.
    
    Thing is, it didn't stop right away when I woke up. It took a few seconds for the boiling to stop, which means the pain in the dream was real in a sense. It feels like pure brain damage.
20. 2019-03-28 at 1:10 PM UTC

    #1140
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Bought tramadol