The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-03-27 at 8:01 PM UTC

   #1081
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   hydromorphone regularly eats cat food
   
   with crakcers
2. 2019-03-27 at 8:16 PM UTC

   #1082
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I just snorted some hydromorphone and I might do it again later.
   
   I hope hydro get tuberculosis
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   • Octavian
3. 2019-03-27 at 10:03 PM UTC

   #1083
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Dissociator No one invented botox. It's an extracted version of botulism. All it is is the toxin that botulism releases to fuck up your face lookin.

   
   I mean invented/discovered its cosmetic use. It is kind of ridiculous that someone thought to inject botulinum toxin to make the skin plump.
4. 2019-03-27 at 10:13 PM UTC

   #1084
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Like all great scientific discoveries it was probably discovered by some genius idiot that licks his fingers or sticks his nose in the flask.
5. 2019-03-27 at 11:22 PM UTC

   #1085
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Lol saw a comment on Reddit about Cardiac B (specifically her shit album winning a Grammy while Kendrick's DAMN):
   
   "Cardi makes music for black girls who talk on speaker phone in public."
   
   Very accurate
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   • CASPER
6. 2019-03-27 at 11:28 PM UTC

   #1086
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator I mean invented/discovered its cosmetic use. It is kind of ridiculous that someone thought to inject botulinum toxin to make the skin plump.

   
   No it's not.
   
   It is brave that he was willing to risk the consequences.
   
   Probably a consortium of jedis to be honest. jedis are way more honest with each other than xists or mists are.
   
   We need to all be monitoring what the f you people are at. Fuckers.
7. 2019-03-27 at 11:28 PM UTC

   #1087
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator Lol saw a comment on Reddit about Cardiac B (specifically her shit album winning a Grammy while Kendrick's DAMN):
   
   "Cardi makes music for black girls who talk on speaker phone in public."
   
   Very accurate

   
   I saw a meme that said "cardi B makes music for girls who shoplift makeup from wal mart"
8. 2019-03-27 at 11:30 PM UTC

   #1088
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by Sudo I saw a meme that said "cardi B makes music for girls who shoplift makeup from wal mart"

   
   Explain fully what "cardi B" means, from all possible perspectives.
9. 2019-03-27 at 11:32 PM UTC

   #1089
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Bacardi?
10. 2019-03-27 at 11:33 PM UTC

    #1090
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    "What about the Mantra, you can't take it back, your mother just died, not into that just now"
11. 2019-03-27 at 11:33 PM UTC

    #1091
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Explain fully what "cardi B" means, from all possible perspectives.

    
    
12. 2019-03-27 at 11:34 PM UTC

    #1092
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    "meet me at the grave, 8 O'Clock tonight. Welcome to the special section."
13. 2019-03-27 at 11:35 PM UTC

    #1093
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Probably a consortium of jedis to be honest. jedis are way more honest with each other than xists or mists are.

    
    Supposedly it was “accidentally” discovered to smooth wrinkles while treating eye spasms.
14. 2019-03-27 at 11:36 PM UTC

    #1094
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    OH DAT nigga
15. 2019-03-27 at 11:40 PM UTC

    #1095
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator

    Ok, do what?
    
    Old huh?
    
    JAJAJASJAMAAAJAAUTOFCLAAJAJAJAJAMADWYOUIWP
    
    No lie. Religious obligation. No way out of it.
16. 2019-03-28 at 1:25 AM UTC

    #1096
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Ok, do what?
    
    Old huh?
    
    JAJAJASJAMAAAJAAUTOFCLAAJAJAJAJAMADWYOUIWP
    
    No lie. Religious obligation. No way out of it.

    
    Niga u ok?
17. 2019-03-28 at 2 AM UTC

    #1097
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by ohfralala Supposedly it was “accidentally” discovered to smooth wrinkles while treating eye spasms.

    
    a guy injected it into his bum bum to make it close up so he could feel it burst
18. 2019-03-28 at 2:02 AM UTC

    #1098
    Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston

    Originally posted by ohfralala Supposedly it was “accidentally” discovered to smooth wrinkles while treating eye spasms.

    
    Probably one of those "Nazi" medical experiments
19. 2019-03-28 at 4:42 AM UTC

    #1099
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DietPiano a guy injected it into his bum bum to make it close up so he could feel it burst

    
    TBF that's a good use
20. 2019-03-28 at 5:57 AM UTC

    #1100
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    These seroquel intensified hallucinations
    
    
    NEED. 🙌 TO. 🙌 STOP. 🙌
    
    My red and blue static overlay hallucies are getting more frequent and happening earlier in the day. Now it happens over people's faces, which is .