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This is the greatest musical instrument ever created

  1. #1
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FZT2N14

  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    No, that would be the triangle
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  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    lol op good luck trying to learn the bass on that pink girls toy, if you need any advice on how to play pm me, ahaha
  4. #4
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    this is the bass i play because im not a faggot like op

  5. #5
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby this is the bass i play because im not a faggot like op


    lmao you play bass

    literally the musical equivalent of the gay bottom
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria lmao you play bass

    literally the musical equivalent of the gay bottom

    i play guitar and keyboards also. you're the one thats the gay considering you think a childs toy is a real bass..
  7. #7
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i play guitar and keyboards also. you're the one thats the gay considering you think a childs toy is a real bass..

    It's a ukulele
  8. #8
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Krotz Steinberg confirmed for musically ignorant

    also brags about playing simple chords on a casio keyboard
  9. #9
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    WOW i really wish i didnt post in this fucking faggot thread
  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria It's a ukulele

    even lamer. i bet you and §m£ÂgØL would be like two gay peas in a pod playing pink ukuleles together, queer!
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  11. #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria Krotz Steinberg confirmed for musically ignorant

    also brags about playing simple chords on a casio keyboard

    yeah i guess im musically ignorant when it comes to childrens toys, I've always played real instruments, and I never bragged about playing chords on a casio keyboard.
  12. #12
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby even lamer. i bet you and §m£ÂgØL would be like two gay peas in a pod playing pink ukuleles together, queer!

    Krotz is such a basic bitch

    here is some glorious loli playing a ukulele to counter his faggotry

  13. #13
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby even lamer. i bet you and §m£ÂgØL would be like two gay peas in a pod playing pink ukuleles together, queer!

    Lol they could start a ukelele band called "Retard and a NEET"
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  14. #14
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria Krotz is such a basic bitch

    here is some glorious loli playing a ukulele to counter his faggotry


    actually ukelele is as basic bitch as it gets, the only people that play ukelele tend to be "women" stuck in 2000's basic indie music that can't play any other instrument. I'm positive I can play any instrument better than you can.
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    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby actually ukelele is as basic bitch as it gets, the only people that play ukelele tend to be "women" stuck in 2000's basic indie music that can't play any other instrument. I'm positive I can play any instrument better than you can.

    That little girl at the moment the video was recorded had more talent than you ever will throughout the rest of your lifetime

    as for me

    I could play a guitar with my penis and sound better than you
    while asleep
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  16. #16
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby actually ukelele is as basic bitch as it gets, the only people that play ukelele tend to be "women" stuck in 2000's basic indie music that can't play any other instrument. I'm positive I can play any instrument better than you can.

    including a cock
  17. #17
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria That little girl at the moment the video was recorded had more talent than you ever will throughout the rest of your lifetime

    as for me

    I could play a guitar with my penis and sound better than you
    while asleep

    how can you play the guitar w your penis if all you have is a pussy?
  18. #18
    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FZT2N14


    Gibson headstock?
  19. #19
    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol op good luck trying to learn the bass on that pink girls toy, if you need any advice on how to play pm me, ahaha

    Video now.. bass licks or STFU n Show Tits
  20. #20
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    yeah Krotz upload a video so I can laugh at you and then feel better about myself
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