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  1. #61
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Being able to open your legs and get pretty much anything you want whenever you want, especially attention

    That's not true. Females are pretty much the same as guys, more so than you think. They don't just spread their legs, desiring sex, ...and voila! They have a long waiting line outside their bedroom door? No. Most females actually desire a 'companion' 'mate'. One guy. They don't have hordes of males waiting to screw them.
  2. #62
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano Pissing on the toilet seat in the womens restroom

    Guys do this too. Oh, and all over the damn floor around the comode, smh.
  3. #63
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Working any low end shitty job and having benefits and opportunity dumped on to your lap just because of your gender and becoming a manager with paid accountant training in only a few years while all your male co workers never advance in their careers because 'women make better managers' and labor is a MANS JOB

    I've never seen this happen. Ever. What land do you live in??
  4. #64
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Getting pregnant by a horny dude with lots of money and using the child as a tool to destroy his life and take him for everything he has

    Ha ha. That's only on television. Not in the real world.
  5. #65
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Can go for a night out without a single dollar on your person and return home drunk with a full belly and a selection of eager lovers to choose from.

    But remember, that's only age related. So, it's short lived for her. Only the young pretty gals can pretty much get away with doing this. Over 3o, not so much. Hmmm.
  6. #66
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Thats what's up silly.
  7. #67
    DontTellEm Black Hole
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  8. #68
    Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q But remember, that's only age related. So, it's short lived for her. Only the young pretty gals can pretty much get away with doing this. Over 3o, not so much. Hmmm.

    Unless if you have a baby face. I’d imagine this is going to work for me until I’m 40 prolly.
  9. #69
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by CASPER Not getting jumped/ shot first during an altercation.

    Cannot count the number of times I'd be at a party and something would happen between one of the girls I was with and someone else, and I'd step in and try to be cool dad and tell everyone to stfu youre killing my vibe and then all of a sudden someone is trying to hit me with a shovel.

    I'm impressed by how often shovels were available to your assailants in these sorts of situations. Countless shovels is a lot of shovels.
  10. #70
    Originally posted by -mal- Unless if you have a baby face. I’d imagine this is going to work for me until I’m 40 prolly.

    For sure, soliciting yourself on craigslist to men whose profiles literally say "Hit me up, I like girls with big asses hehehehehehehe" will get a long ways for a long time.
  11. #71
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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  12. #72
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Technologist Let’s see:

    I get to menstrate for the majority of my life.
    I get the have my va-jj ripped up having children.
    I get to deal with men that think women are 2nd class citizens.
    I get to have my worth determined by my weight.
    Blah blah blah.

    I still like being a woman 😁



    Don't forget the cooties!
  13. #73
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q Being able to carry purses/handbags, etc. Love them! I have a huge collection of the most cutest styles, patterns, etc. I've always felt so sad for guys who really can't go around carrying their 'stuff' mainly when they have to be somewhere sitting for many hours. I can carry snacks, chapstick, drink, tissues, sunshades, money, books, magazines, notebook, pen, ipod, nailclippers, etc, etc, etc…lol

    Men's clothes have this crazy feature called pockets, which 90% of women's clothes seem to lack. But yeah it does kinda blow.
  14. #74
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by HTS …But yeah i do kinda blow.
  15. #75
    Originally posted by DietPiano For sure, soliciting yourself on craigslist to men whose profiles literally say "Hit me up, I like girls with big asses hehehehehehehe" will get a long ways for a long time.

    You want to go bitch? You’re pretty insignificant so idk why you’re chatting shit.
  16. #76
    What a fucking attention whore. All of your threads are calling out people who don’t even care about you enough to argue. How’s it going kicking your intravenous drug use problem? You have so many threads and almost no one posts in them.
  17. #77
    Originally posted by -mal- You want to go bitch? You’re pretty insignificant so idk why you’re chatting shit.

    No, but I see that you aren't attempting to rebutthole what I said lol
  18. #78
    Originally posted by DietPiano No, but I see that you aren't attempting to rebutthole what I said lol

    Because it’s old news babe. I’ve alteady addressed these things. You can search the forum for these answers.
  19. #79
    Originally posted by DietPiano attempting to rebutthole

    Ha this should be a word f-ilter
  20. #80
    1) Craigslist doesn’t have profiles
    2) I was 18 when I willingly met up with Bill Krozby in a date setting. The only reaso he prolly didn’t rape me then was because we were in public. What 18 year old has good judgement? But I had enough judgement to not have a second date. He bored me.

    So what else would you like explained?
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