Benefits of being a girl

1. 2019-03-22 at 8:40 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Cross legs while pooping
   Doesnt spill into your butthole
2. 2019-03-22 at 8:53 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Can go for a night out without a single dollar on your person and return home drunk with a full belly and a selection of eager lovers to choose from.
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   • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, 
   • POLECAT, 
   • gadzooks, 
   • The Self Taught Man, 
   • CASPER, 
   • mashlehash
3. 2019-03-22 at 8:55 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Can go for a night out without a single dollar on your person and return home drunk

   
   I remember one bragging about this once.
   
   And how she had no intention of giving any of the fellas a ride either.
4. 2019-03-22 at 9:59 PM UTC

   #4
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   People think you can do no wrong; everytime you mess up, it's not your fault. It's the other person's fault, but only if they're male.
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   • The Self Taught Man
5. 2019-03-22 at 10:02 PM UTC

   #5
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   Shitting and pissing yourself for the Lols
6. 2019-03-22 at 10:06 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   not a lot
7. 2019-03-22 at 10:33 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Getting fucked while someone pulls your hair
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   • The Self Taught Man
8. 2019-03-22 at 10:36 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Ghost Getting fucked while someone pulls your hair

   
   fag
9. 2019-03-22 at 10:48 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls fag

   
   Lol it's a quote
10. 2019-03-22 at 11:22 PM UTC

    #10
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Unbuttoning your pants in olive garden after eating the five cheese ziti.
11. 2019-03-22 at 11:32 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Krow African Astronaut
    Showboating in public to take attention off the male(s) she's with
12. 2019-03-22 at 11:54 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Krow Showboating in public to take attention off the male(s) she's with

    
    I always get all of the attention when I’m out.
13. 2019-03-22 at 11:59 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Accusing someone famous of rape and getting lots of cash and clout
14. 2019-03-23 at 12 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Too bad Bill Krozby is only famous on this shit. I ain got nothing out of telling the truth here.
15. 2019-03-23 at 12:03 AM UTC

    #15
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by -mal- Too bad Bill Krozby is only famous on this shit. I ain got nothing out of telling the truth here.

    
    At least you got invited somewhere to spend the night. If you were a guy you wouldn't even have gotten raped.
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    • kroz
16. 2019-03-23 at 12:28 AM UTC

    #16
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Yeah how entitled do you have to be to complain about having sex and having a place to stay?
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    • The Self Taught Man, 
    • kroz
17. 2019-03-23 at 4:55 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yelling at your friends in public
18. 2019-03-23 at 4:55 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Squealing
19. 2019-03-23 at 4:57 AM UTC

    #19
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    being able to squeal and get a positive reaction would be dope.
20. 2019-03-23 at 4:59 AM UTC

    #20
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
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    I've always wanted to menstruate. The satisfaction of knowing you haven't conceived, plus bleeding profusely is badass. I don't know why they'd ever try to conceal this.