2019-03-23 at 5:01 AM UTC
Taking a really long time in the bathroom
2019-03-23 at 5:02 AM UTC
Pissing on the toilet seat in the womens restroom
2019-03-23 at 5:15 AM UTC
The existential threat to my life would overwhelm my porcelain heart, because I'm a thirsty boy.
2019-03-23 at 5:19 AM UTC
^tas a weird alt.
make toidy-urinal go away
2019-03-23 at 5:26 AM UTC
being able to rape school children
2019-03-23 at 5:26 AM UTC
Discreet masturbation. Girls can lay on their tummy and look at a laptop on their bed and nobody is any the wiser. Milimeters of movement required, vs the obvious inches men's hands must travel to manipulate their meat.
2019-03-23 at 5:44 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Knowing that your survival rate on the Titanic would have been grossly disproportionate to that of your male counter parts.
2019-03-23 at 5:45 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
But then again your likelihood of being victimized by domestic violence (when factoring in the same time frame) would have also been grossly disproportionate.
2019-03-23 at 5:45 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Why do these "which gender has it better/worst" threads occur with so much frequency?
2019-03-23 at 5:49 AM UTC
Getting pregnant by a horny dude with lots of money and using the child as a tool to destroy his life and take him for everything he has
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2019-03-23 at 5:49 AM UTC
Making a nice guy that just wants a normal life fall in love with you and laughing when you cheat on him just for the lulz and joke about it with your friends because being a slut is empowering
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2019-03-23 at 5:51 AM UTC
Not having to have any kind of personality or individualism or critical thinking skills just shit post on facebook all day, talk about being a mommy like you are the most important person in the world and being of absolutely no value to society for anything besides your appearance and ability to reproduce
2019-03-23 at 5:53 AM UTC
Working any low end shitty job and having benefits and opportunity dumped on to your lap just because of your gender and becoming a manager with paid accountant training in only a few years while all your male co workers never advance in their careers because 'women make better managers' and labor is a MANS JOB
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2019-03-23 at 5:54 AM UTC
Being able to thrive in society by simply not being ugly
2019-03-23 at 5:54 AM UTC
Being able to get away with rape
2019-03-23 at 5:56 AM UTC
Having really cushy jails/prisons where you have hot lesbian sex and your canteen gets filled regularly because you are a vulnerable female and people will always pity you and help you out
2019-03-23 at 5:56 AM UTC
Dating multiple guys that buy you expensive things and pay your rent and making them compete for your love
