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Im sure that none of u hapless losers got laid last night...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    However, did u even put up a fight?👍
  2. #2
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    were you listening to beyonce
  3. #3
    No, it was the night before
  4. #4
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by WellHung However, did u even put up a fight?👍



    Matt, did your right or left hand win?
  5. #5
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I could have but I broke up with her instead and sucked a bunch of dicks
  6. #6
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Sudo I could have but I broke up with her instead and sucked a bunch of dicks

    faggot
  7. #7
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls were you listening to beyonce

    lol...Mariah Carey
  8. #8
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by stl1 Matt, did your right or left hand win?

    tie
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I didn't get laid last night but I did yesterday morning, got my dick sucked off because she was on the rag and not that that's ever stopped me before but I've quit drinking the last couple days and the smeel of vag blood while sick makes me want to hurl. plus she wouldn't let me put the asshole on tap.

    I went to a frat party down the st and got my cock grabbed by this 18 yo nit wit anorexic sorority girl. she ent up going to the back room and blowing these dudes lol.. she then left the part at like 230am and drove her car straight into the mall i heard this morning lol
  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by GGG2 Only people who don't get laid regularly talk about getting laid like it's something special.

    not really, i get laid all the time and talk about getting laid because im a sex addict..

    thats like saying pot/meth heads that talk about doing what they love dont smoke pot or meth when they obviously do lol

    are you by chance a jelly functional retard? Yes... yes you are..
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  11. #11
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]



    Didn't get laid, but I did watch some free midget porn..
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  12. #12
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mikeyagain


    Didn't get laid, but I did watch some free midget porn..

    yes dad-bod we know you don't get laid, you prolly haven't seen your dick in the last 5 years.
  13. #13
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yes dad-bod we know you don't get laid, you prolly haven't seen your dick in the last 5 years.

    Eh, post some more fake pics, and make up some more stories about your daughter dying.. Maybe that will keep your sad ass busy for awhile...👍
  14. #14
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mikeyagain Eh, post some more fake pics, and make up some more stories about your daughter dying.. Maybe that will keep your sad ass busy for awhile…👍

    what pix did i post that were fake? and why dont you post a pic of yourself? oh wait you won't because you're a PUSSY
  15. #15
    Ghost Black Hole
    that ass though
  16. #16
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby what pix did i post that were fake? and why dont you post a pic of yourself? oh wait you won't because you're a PUSSY

    I had my pic up, until I realized there were losers like you on here.. Now tell us another story about your daughter dying, ya sick cocksucker..
  17. #17
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    im actually going to make meat loaf tonight with a poster on this site and get krunk, doesn't sound too sad to me.

    there are so many jelly fags on this site its unbelievable. my friend is literally at the guggenhyme in jediyork buying me a t-shirt made out of micro fiber, yet all you idiots say "hurrrr he he's lying and doesn't have a lyfe"

    sorry but not sorry that i actually have some luck and push and pull in this lyfe

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  18. #18
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by WellHung tie



    How did you do that with a tie and...does the color or pattern make a difference?
  19. #19
    whoami Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
  20. #20
    Octavian motherfucker
    I could have got laid but was on a two day bender. Took 2 tramadol, had a couple of tokes off a J then lay crippled on a couch for hours. I never want to fucking feel like that again.

    I did something incredibly embarrassing when I blew my nose. The girl I was suppose to fuck straight up left the house I was at as a result. I've spent the entire day in bed dying of cringe.

    Fuck my life.
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